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[FataliTensei]

Krogan Face wrote...


Vigil: shepard please download whats left of my program, or at the very least record this conversation.

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Oh this, this so much

[Ashira Shepard]

Shepard: Your,uhh, half-caff double vanilla latte's getting cold over here,
Francis.
Thane: Bite me.

Shepard: (to Harbinger) Dude, you fugly.

(Shepard and Garrus have gotten themselves captured by some unknown force)
Garrus: So what's the plan?
Shepard: I'm working on it.
[several hours later]
Garrus: You don't have a plan, do you?
Shepard: I'm working on it...

Legion: Oh, these locks look like they’re gonna be a ****.

[Kwom Masbag]

AshiraShepard wrote...

Shepard: Your,uhh, half-caff double vanilla latte's getting cold over here,
Francis.
Thane: Bite me.

Shepard: (to Harbinger) Dude, you fugly.

(Shepard and Garrus have gotten themselves captured by some unknown force)
Garrus: So what's the plan?
Shepard: I'm working on it.
[several hours later]
Garrus: You don't have a plan, do you?
Shepard: I'm working on it...

Legion: Oh, these locks look like they’re gonna be a ****.

Again!?  Fine...I supose that soon I'm going to have to counter those with some of my own.

[NauticalInsanity]

Thane: Shepard, can I bum a cough drop from you?



Jack: Hey Shepard, do you like limericks?



Miranda: If you think this outfit is crazy, you should see my Halloween costume.

[Ashira Shepard]

Kwom Masbag wrote...

Again!?  Fine...I supose that soon I'm going to have to counter those with some of my own.

Sorry, if I've used some of those before, I'll move further down the quote-listings XD
My slow acting wit is biting me in the ass

Modifié par AshiraShepard, 05 avril 2010 - 05:46 .

[Kwom Masbag]

AshiraShepard wrote...

Kwom Masbag wrote...

Again!?  Fine...I supose that soon I'm going to have to counter those with some of my own.

Sorry, if I've used some of those before, I'll move further down the quote-listings XD
My slow acting wit is biting me in the ass

No, you haven't used those before; I was simply mentioning that you're doing Supernatural quotes again.   And the later is saying that it's my turn now!

Miranda: "I'm the one who gripped you tight and raised you from perdition."
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Garrus: "I've got Reaper blood in me, Shepard!  I'm a whole new level of freak!"
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Liara and Shepard romance scene: ME1:

Liara: "Embrace eternity." *eyes turn black*

Shepard: "Son of a-!" *punches Liara in the face* "Regna terrae, cantate Deo..."

[Viper 029]

Shepard: Tali, about what your father said, what he did... You deserved better.

Tali: Too bad I got stuck with you Shepard.

Tali: By the way I hate watching you shout.

[danitiwa]

frokenscheim wrote...

The Council: You were right all along, Shepard. We apologize.

I lol'd


Garrus: Yeah! I have no Calibrations to do even though Sidonis is still out there. But that's okay. The death of my team wasn't my fault.


Kelly: Commander, I think you're an ****.

Joker: EDI you can steer the ship from now on.

And of course Legion: Commander Shepard.

Modifié par danitiwa, 05 avril 2010 - 03:26 .

[JediHealerCosmin]

Reapers: We surrender.

Grunt: Can't we all just get along?

[Sago_mulch]

Jacob: YO BRO, I FOUND SOME FRIED CHICKEN AND WATERMELON IN THE CARGO DECK. GOOD EATS!

[danitiwa]

Hanar: Hey I wanna give you something.

[jackkel dragon]

Random Merc: ENEMIES EVERYWHERE! ENEMIES EVERYWHERE! ENEMIES EVERYWHERE! ENEMIES EVERYWHERE! ENEMIES EVERYWHERE! ENEMIES EVERYWHERE! ENEMIES EVERYWHERE!

....oh wait....

[Dakgyenar]

Jack: I love the cheerleader
Miranda: I love Joker
Joker: I love EDI
EDI: I love Legion
Legion: We love Tali
Tali: I love TIM
TIM: I love the Reapers
Reapers: We love Shepard

TIM: Great news, Joker! You've been chosen to participate in "Dancing with the Stars"!

TIM: Shepard! You have a great ship... so fast... faster than light... You... you... you knoow... i had a great idea to fight the reapers... those great machines... born when the universe was still a baby... so ancient and strong that you can feel them... if you make the normady faster than light speed... then you will create a space-time paradox... you will go back in time... you'll fight the reapers when they are still young and defenseless.. and then return.
Shep: Come on, Tim! Whatever Carl Sagan said, stop smoking weed while seeing "Cosmos"

Miranda: Day, day!

Miranda: Argh..! My back and neck are killing me. Maybe it's time to stop using high heels and reduce my breast size.

(During Miranda's sex scene)
Grunt: I can't understand humans. Shepard refused all that breeding requests in Tuchanka with that well formed krogans, and now he's lying with than squalid human female.

Shep: Who's your daddy, Miranda?

(After Miranda's sex scene)
Miranda: I hate TIM
Shep: Why?
Miranda: Do you remember when I told you I wanted to put a chip in your brain, but Tim didn't allow me?
Shep:Sure
Miranda: Well, that was not the only upgrade I wanted to do to you.

Miranda's dad: No, she's completely wrong. I never wanted a dynasty, I just wanted a girlfriend.

Legion: We haven't reach a consensus. But, you know, I'll do things my way this time.

Thane: No, the real thing has nothing to be with water or humidity. The truth is... well, I also was a teenager, you know... I didn't care much about protection...

Jack: I have to be honest with you. They are no real tatoos, I just painted them with a permanent marker. I just can't stand needles.

Samara: So, Jack. You had sex with a couple and then you killed both.
Jack: That's right.
Samara: Human Ardat-Yashki. My redemption it's killing you. May you find peace in the embrace of the goddess.
Jack: You, b****!
(The Normady SR2 was destroyed by their biotic fight. Last time someone saw Joker he was taking pictures)

Kelly: Oriana is wrong. Miranda doesn't read your e-mails.

Kelly: Why the hell are you always asking that to me? I don't have any idea if you have any e-mail in your private terminal. It's just three steps to your left. Why don't you check it yourself? You'll save time.

Kelly: Thanks, commander, you saved us all. Now that we have defeated the collectors, why don't we celebrate it the right way, with a great orgy?

Aria: The first rule of Omega: F*** with Aria

Hanar: Any problem with me and my bros, motherf******? We'll blow up your head with if your keep looking at us.

Modifié par Dakgyenar, 06 avril 2010 - 09:11 .