Collector 1: Bring out yer dead!
Collector 2: I've got one!
Shepard: I'm not dead yet!
Collector 2: He's on his way out.
Shepard: Actually, I think I might pull through!
*Collector 1 stabs Shepard and throws him onto the cart.*
Collector 2: Thank you.
Quarian: Witch!
Tali: I'm not a witch!
Mordin: How do you know she's a witch?
Quarian: She looks like a witch! And she turned me into a toad!
Mordin: ...a toad?
Quarian: ...I got better.
Lines that ME characters would never say.
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#702
Posté 16 mai 2010 - 07:52
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I wished he'd say that.drunken pyromaniac wrote...
Garrus: "I'm done with my calibrations, wanna talk Shepard?"
Also, this thread is HILARIOUS!
#703
Posté 16 mai 2010 - 08:48
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Illusive Man: Don't turn your back on me, Shepard! I made you! I brought you back from the dead!
Shepard: No. I made me. I brought myself back from the dead. This exchange is over.
Saren: I'm glad to see that justice is served.
*The squad looks at the giant firy crater on Eden Prime.*
Shepard: All right, who ate beans this morning?
*The Destiny Ascension is passing by the Wards.*
Volus: It's bigger than it looks.
Asari: How would you know?
Volus: I was in it.
Conrad: *gasp* It's really you!
Shepard: God no...
Conrad: You're Garrus Vakarian! I am a huge fan!
Garrus: Right...
Conrad: My wife wanted me to give you this message.
Garrus: *reads message* Um...
Conrad: Can I have your autograph?
*Garrus shoots Conrad.*
Garrus: Negative contacts, Commander.
Legion: There is only one way to defeat the Reapers. We must activate... *brings up projection* the rings...
Shepard: But how will we do that?
Legion: We must first find... the Ark.
Shepard: Where is the Ark?
Legion: You're kidding us. You never played HALO?
Wrex: Shepard!
Shepard: Wrex!
Wrex: How can I kill you, buddy?
Shepard: Wait, what?
Saren: I'm the villain! Fight me!
Shepard: Let me finish watching this episode of "Fornax: 3D" first.
Saren: That stuff rots your brain.
Shepard: No. I made me. I brought myself back from the dead. This exchange is over.
Saren: I'm glad to see that justice is served.
*The squad looks at the giant firy crater on Eden Prime.*
Shepard: All right, who ate beans this morning?
*The Destiny Ascension is passing by the Wards.*
Volus: It's bigger than it looks.
Asari: How would you know?
Volus: I was in it.
Conrad: *gasp* It's really you!
Shepard: God no...
Conrad: You're Garrus Vakarian! I am a huge fan!
Garrus: Right...
Conrad: My wife wanted me to give you this message.
Garrus: *reads message* Um...
Conrad: Can I have your autograph?
*Garrus shoots Conrad.*
Garrus: Negative contacts, Commander.
Legion: There is only one way to defeat the Reapers. We must activate... *brings up projection* the rings...
Shepard: But how will we do that?
Legion: We must first find... the Ark.
Shepard: Where is the Ark?
Legion: You're kidding us. You never played HALO?
Wrex: Shepard!
Shepard: Wrex!
Wrex: How can I kill you, buddy?
Shepard: Wait, what?
Saren: I'm the villain! Fight me!
Shepard: Let me finish watching this episode of "Fornax: 3D" first.
Saren: That stuff rots your brain.
#704
Posté 16 mai 2010 - 08:54
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Zaeed: I love you more than Jessie.
#705
Posté 17 mai 2010 - 05:30
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Udina: Well, what about Shepard? Records show he's a spacer kid. Lived aboard starships most of his life.
Anderson: His whole unit was wiped out on Akuze. He could have some serious mental scars.
Udina: Is that the kind of person we want protecting the galaxy?
Anderson: No.
Udina: ...
Anderson: ...
Udina: Okay, hand me the next file. Hmmm... Richard L Jenkins...
Anderson: His whole unit was wiped out on Akuze. He could have some serious mental scars.
Udina: Is that the kind of person we want protecting the galaxy?
Anderson: No.
Udina: ...
Anderson: ...
Udina: Okay, hand me the next file. Hmmm... Richard L Jenkins...
#706
Posté 17 mai 2010 - 06:09
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Reaper27 wrote...
Udina: Well, what about Shepard? Records show he's a spacer kid. Lived aboard starships most of his life.
Anderson: His whole unit was wiped out on Akuze. He could have some serious mental scars.
Udina: Is that the kind of person we want protecting the galaxy?
Anderson: No.
Udina: ...
Anderson: ...
Udina: Okay, hand me the next file. Hmmm... Richard L Jenkins...
Anderson: We should probably tell him to stop wearing that Red Shirt all the time before we consider him.
#707
Posté 18 mai 2010 - 12:07
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Nihlus: I'll stick with you guys. I work better in a team.
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After Shepard recognises the Collectors from the Prothean beacon vision:
Miranda: Shepard, stay in the Normandy, we must protect the Intersect!
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Tali: Hurry up Chiktikka, you piece of junk!
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Garus: Scoped and... missed.
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Kaidan: Hey Shepard, happy to see me?
FemShep: Get out of here before I'm forced to kick your teeth out!
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Blasto: This one has a spare heat sink. The criminal scum is in fact rather unfortunate.
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Grunt: I. AM. KR*cough-cough-fitofcoughing*... in need of a lozenge.
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Legion: John-boy.
(because 'Commander-Shepard' has already been posted a dozen times)
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Legion: Shepard-Commander.
Shepard: Wrex.
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Shepard: I've found you out! You're the Shadow Broker and Nyxeris was innocent!
Liara: B-but... how?
Shepard: When I told you I'd killed the Shadow Broker, you kept making up excuses why you couldn't come with me.
Liara: Please Shepard, I did what had to be done! I'll make it up to you! I'll do anything!
Shepard: I was going to let you get away. But when you were about to kill Tali, you made the decision for me. You're under arrest, Liara, and I'm breaking up with you.
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After Shepard recognises the Collectors from the Prothean beacon vision:
Miranda: Shepard, stay in the Normandy, we must protect the Intersect!
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Tali: Hurry up Chiktikka, you piece of junk!
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Garus: Scoped and... missed.
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Kaidan: Hey Shepard, happy to see me?
FemShep: Get out of here before I'm forced to kick your teeth out!
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Blasto: This one has a spare heat sink. The criminal scum is in fact rather unfortunate.
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Grunt: I. AM. KR*cough-cough-fitofcoughing*... in need of a lozenge.
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Legion: John-boy.
(because 'Commander-Shepard' has already been posted a dozen times)
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Legion: Shepard-Commander.
Shepard: Wrex.
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Shepard: I've found you out! You're the Shadow Broker and Nyxeris was innocent!
Liara: B-but... how?
Shepard: When I told you I'd killed the Shadow Broker, you kept making up excuses why you couldn't come with me.
Liara: Please Shepard, I did what had to be done! I'll make it up to you! I'll do anything!
Shepard: I was going to let you get away. But when you were about to kill Tali, you made the decision for me. You're under arrest, Liara, and I'm breaking up with you.
Modifié par Eternal Density, 18 mai 2010 - 12:09 .
#708
Posté 19 mai 2010 - 03:57
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Legion: It's plain Jane... Yeah...
Legion: Johnny-boy!
Legion: 1001101011
Shepard VI: I'm Commander Shepard, and you should fix the problem yourself.
Illusive Man: I just learned that we need an IFF.
Shepard: Oh, you mean like this nice Collector IFF?
Miranda: We need a tech expert. I volunteer.
Shepard: But Tali's better...
Miranda: Exactly.
Random Merc: Look! Commandos!
Random Merc: If half the things I heard about them are true, they could practically win the war themselves.
C-Sec: We're looking for some synthetics...
Jack: These aren't the synthetics you're looking for.
Legion: We are completely harmless to all beings.
C-Sec: Right...
Shepard: What would Jesus do?
Ashley: Kick you in the balls and run away laughing.
Shepard: What would Jesus do?
Kaiden: He'd cry.
Shepard: What would Jesus do?
Liara: ...What have I done with myself? *sobbing*
Shepard: What would Jesus do?
Wrex: Jesus? What is he, some sort of warlord?
Shepard: What would Jesus do?
Illusive Man: Smoke another joint. *exhales smoke*
Shepard: What would Jesus do?
Harbinger: He would... *puts on shades* ...assume direct control.
Legion: Johnny-boy!
Legion: 1001101011
Shepard VI: I'm Commander Shepard, and you should fix the problem yourself.
Illusive Man: I just learned that we need an IFF.
Shepard: Oh, you mean like this nice Collector IFF?
Miranda: We need a tech expert. I volunteer.
Shepard: But Tali's better...
Miranda: Exactly.
Random Merc: Look! Commandos!
Random Merc: If half the things I heard about them are true, they could practically win the war themselves.
C-Sec: We're looking for some synthetics...
Jack: These aren't the synthetics you're looking for.
Legion: We are completely harmless to all beings.
C-Sec: Right...
Shepard: What would Jesus do?
Ashley: Kick you in the balls and run away laughing.
Shepard: What would Jesus do?
Kaiden: He'd cry.
Shepard: What would Jesus do?
Liara: ...What have I done with myself? *sobbing*
Shepard: What would Jesus do?
Wrex: Jesus? What is he, some sort of warlord?
Shepard: What would Jesus do?
Illusive Man: Smoke another joint. *exhales smoke*
Shepard: What would Jesus do?
Harbinger: He would... *puts on shades* ...assume direct control.
#709
Posté 19 mai 2010 - 04:05
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Shepard: What would jesus do?jackkel dragon wrote...
Shepard: What would Jesus do?
Ashley: Kick you in the balls and run away laughing.
Shepard: What would Jesus do?
Kaiden: He'd cry.
Shepard: What would Jesus do?
Liara: ...What have I done with myself? *sobbing*
Shepard: What would Jesus do?
Wrex: Jesus? What is he, some sort of warlord?
Shepard: What would Jesus do?
Illusive Man: Smoke another joint. *exhales smoke*
Shepard: What would Jesus do?
Harbinger: He would... *puts on shades* ...assume direct control.
Garrus: Do my callibrations.
Shepard: What would jesus do?
Jacob: I'm jesus's priiized possession.
Shepard: What would jesus do?
Miranda: Make my arse smaller.
Shepard: What would jesus do?
Zaeed: Make jessie an actual women i can screw with.
#710
Posté 19 mai 2010 - 04:19
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Ashley: It's so good to see you again Shepard. I was so upset after you died. Staying behind to save Joker was so good of you. I can't possible imagine what it's been like for you having died and then been brought back to life only to find 2 years have gone by, all your friends have moved on with their lives and the council has decided to ignore all the evidence your brought them about the Reapers. I just want you to know I don't blame you for anything and I'm here for you.
Shepard: Fire a warning shot at that ship.
shot almost hits ship
Shepard: Careful, you idiot!
Garrus: Sorry, sir! I'm doing my best!
Shepard: Who made that man a gunner?
Tali: I did, sir. His an old friend.
Shepard: [to Miranda] Who is she?
Miranda: She's an ****, sir.
Shepard: I know that! What's her name?
Miranda: That is her name, sir. ****, Tali'Zorah nar ****.
Shepard: ... And her friend?
Miranda: He's an **** too, sir. Gunner's mate, First class, Garrus ****.
Shepard: How many ****s have we got on this ship, anyhow?
[The entire bridge crew, except for one person, stands up and raises a hand.]
Entire Bridge Crew: Yo!
Shepard: I knew it, I'm surrounded by ****s... [Puts on N7 helmet] Keep firing, ****s!
Arr they censored it. It's from Spaceballs for those wondering.
Shepard: Fire a warning shot at that ship.
shot almost hits ship
Shepard: Careful, you idiot!
Garrus: Sorry, sir! I'm doing my best!
Shepard: Who made that man a gunner?
Tali: I did, sir. His an old friend.
Shepard: [to Miranda] Who is she?
Miranda: She's an ****, sir.
Shepard: I know that! What's her name?
Miranda: That is her name, sir. ****, Tali'Zorah nar ****.
Shepard: ... And her friend?
Miranda: He's an **** too, sir. Gunner's mate, First class, Garrus ****.
Shepard: How many ****s have we got on this ship, anyhow?
[The entire bridge crew, except for one person, stands up and raises a hand.]
Entire Bridge Crew: Yo!
Shepard: I knew it, I'm surrounded by ****s... [Puts on N7 helmet] Keep firing, ****s!
Arr they censored it. It's from Spaceballs for those wondering.
Modifié par Direwolf0294, 19 mai 2010 - 05:07 .
#711
Posté 19 mai 2010 - 05:34
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Tali: Hi Shepard, about us.
Shepard: Yes
Tali: Well, we can't have sex.
Shepard: Why?
Tali: Because I could get killed and so could you.
Shepard: But you said...
Tali: I know, that was just a line added by Bioware so all my fans could get a chance to virtually jump my bones.
Shepard: Oh, ok, whatever. Do you know where Miranda is?
Tali: Jerk!
Shepard: Yes
Tali: Well, we can't have sex.
Shepard: Why?
Tali: Because I could get killed and so could you.
Shepard: But you said...
Tali: I know, that was just a line added by Bioware so all my fans could get a chance to virtually jump my bones.
Shepard: Oh, ok, whatever. Do you know where Miranda is?
Tali: Jerk!
#712
Posté 19 mai 2010 - 06:14
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Kasumi: God have mercy on you Shepard. May you receive the blessings of the sky and earth... and may your soul achieve eternal peace. Amen.
Zaeed: Sublime, absolutely sublime. Splendifirous! Stupendous! Marvelous! It is a most joyous thing indeed.
Grunt: Take me Shepard! Take me now! My heart LONGS for you! Oh, why can't you see it?! I have been in love with you ever since the first day I met you! *bursts into tears*
Thane: Yo biznitch! Wassup my homie-G?! Damn, you be lookin' GANGSTA!
Mordin: My dark soul is crying for you... my heart screams out like a siren. My life is so crap... nobody cares for me.
Jacob: Heya Sheppy-baby! How's it hangin'? Wanna dance?!
Tali: That Legion? Mmmm. Someone break my off a piece o' THAT!
Samara: Damn I'm horny. Wanna get frisky Shepard?
Morinth: Hey Shepard, I was looking to buy my mom a present... any tips? I want it to be something special, she really means a lot to me, you know?
Garrus: Screw the calibrations, let's have sex, right here, right now!
Miranda: Jeez Louise, the Illusive Man is such a debbie-downer. I mean, come on, seriously, can't he let a girl have a bit of fun? It's like Cyndi Lauper said, "Girls just wanna have fu-uuuun!!!". He's just a party-pooper! A bitter old hermit! A raggerdy old mattress!
Jack: Oh la la! A little lipstick here... a little eyeshadow there... there we go! Your all set and ready to go! My, my, don't you look a million! Pretty and pert!
Ashley: Heeey Shepard! Tee-hee! Let's go for a walk in the park! Come on, come on, come on! Weee!!!
Kaidan: Oh golly Shepard, I'm BUSTING to relieve myself. Mind if I go to the toilet then go off and have a ****** somewhere?
Liara: Insolent fool! My master plan will crush you all! Mwahahahaha!!!!! Shepard, kill them! Kill them all! Show them that NOBODY messes with Liara twice!
Wrex: To achieve a true state of happiness one must first look inside oneself. Examine your mind and then slowly open yourself up to the world around you. Oh, hello Shepard? Do you wish to join me in my meditations? I could certainly use the company.
Zaeed: Sublime, absolutely sublime. Splendifirous! Stupendous! Marvelous! It is a most joyous thing indeed.
Grunt: Take me Shepard! Take me now! My heart LONGS for you! Oh, why can't you see it?! I have been in love with you ever since the first day I met you! *bursts into tears*
Thane: Yo biznitch! Wassup my homie-G?! Damn, you be lookin' GANGSTA!
Mordin: My dark soul is crying for you... my heart screams out like a siren. My life is so crap... nobody cares for me.
Jacob: Heya Sheppy-baby! How's it hangin'? Wanna dance?!
Tali: That Legion? Mmmm. Someone break my off a piece o' THAT!
Samara: Damn I'm horny. Wanna get frisky Shepard?
Morinth: Hey Shepard, I was looking to buy my mom a present... any tips? I want it to be something special, she really means a lot to me, you know?
Garrus: Screw the calibrations, let's have sex, right here, right now!
Miranda: Jeez Louise, the Illusive Man is such a debbie-downer. I mean, come on, seriously, can't he let a girl have a bit of fun? It's like Cyndi Lauper said, "Girls just wanna have fu-uuuun!!!". He's just a party-pooper! A bitter old hermit! A raggerdy old mattress!
Jack: Oh la la! A little lipstick here... a little eyeshadow there... there we go! Your all set and ready to go! My, my, don't you look a million! Pretty and pert!
Ashley: Heeey Shepard! Tee-hee! Let's go for a walk in the park! Come on, come on, come on! Weee!!!
Kaidan: Oh golly Shepard, I'm BUSTING to relieve myself. Mind if I go to the toilet then go off and have a ****** somewhere?
Liara: Insolent fool! My master plan will crush you all! Mwahahahaha!!!!! Shepard, kill them! Kill them all! Show them that NOBODY messes with Liara twice!
Wrex: To achieve a true state of happiness one must first look inside oneself. Examine your mind and then slowly open yourself up to the world around you. Oh, hello Shepard? Do you wish to join me in my meditations? I could certainly use the company.
#713
Posté 20 mai 2010 - 10:58
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Tali: Actually I'm already married. To Kal'Reegar. You know, the guy with the rocket launcher who's standing behind you?
Kal: I call it Vera.
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Liara: You're like a baby, making noise, don't know what to do!
Shepard: Is that a tail?
Kal: I call it Vera.
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Liara: You're like a baby, making noise, don't know what to do!
Shepard: Is that a tail?
#714
Posté 21 mai 2010 - 12:27
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Shepard : HOT!JohnnyDollar wrote...
Shepard: You will do anything I say?
Samara: If you make me do anything extremely dishonorable, I may have to spank you Shepard.
Jenkins: We stopped Saren, and now I can go home to see my parents and help them rebuild.
#715
Posté 22 mai 2010 - 04:57
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[ Big AC2 crossover, wait it out or ignore it if you don't get it.]
Ezio: Leonardo! I found another one of those encrypted pages.
Leonardo: How exciting! Let's see...
--later...--
Leonardo: I'm not quite sure what this is a design for...
Ezio: Will you be able to build it?
Leonardo: Eventually. Give me some time...
--later...--
Leonardo: Ezio! It's nearly complete.
Ezio: What does it do?
Leonardo: It works like that artifact you had, only more powerful. It likes to...
Harbinger: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL!
--later...in 2185...
Harbinger: Shepard. I will now go on a villainous rant about my creation and motivations so that the player doesn't have to endure flashback scenes.
Shepard: Right...
Harbinger: It all began during the third crusade, in the city of Jerusalem...
Ezio: Leonardo! I found another one of those encrypted pages.
Leonardo: How exciting! Let's see...
--later...--
Leonardo: I'm not quite sure what this is a design for...
Ezio: Will you be able to build it?
Leonardo: Eventually. Give me some time...
--later...--
Leonardo: Ezio! It's nearly complete.
Ezio: What does it do?
Leonardo: It works like that artifact you had, only more powerful. It likes to...
Harbinger: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL!
--later...in 2185...
Harbinger: Shepard. I will now go on a villainous rant about my creation and motivations so that the player doesn't have to endure flashback scenes.
Shepard: Right...
Harbinger: It all began during the third crusade, in the city of Jerusalem...
#716
Posté 27 mai 2010 - 03:50
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No one wants to keep this going so I don't have to spam the topic with pointless crossovers? I couldn't imagine that everything has been said yet...
Anyway, a bug bump bump...
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Garrus: Something about him rubs me the right way.
Kaiden: I think the Council is ready to dismiss our claims.
Garrus: Maybe they won't blame you, Shepard.
Avina: Welcome to Avina. My name is the Citadel, allow me to be your god.
BioWare: A long time ago... in a galaxy not so far away...
Casey Hudson: This is the future, guys. Read the script.
Jenkins: Actually, can we rewrite my bit at the beginning?
Nihlus: My role s-s-s-sucks.
Garrus: Wanna see my claw hammer?
Shepard: What would Jesus do?
Turian Councilor: You humans are all racist. Besides, the way of the Jedi is the only true religion.
Anyway, a bug bump bump...
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Garrus: Something about him rubs me the right way.
Kaiden: I think the Council is ready to dismiss our claims.
Garrus: Maybe they won't blame you, Shepard.
Avina: Welcome to Avina. My name is the Citadel, allow me to be your god.
BioWare: A long time ago... in a galaxy not so far away...
Casey Hudson: This is the future, guys. Read the script.
Jenkins: Actually, can we rewrite my bit at the beginning?
Nihlus: My role s-s-s-sucks.
Garrus: Wanna see my claw hammer?
Shepard: What would Jesus do?
Turian Councilor: You humans are all racist. Besides, the way of the Jedi is the only true religion.
#718
Posté 29 mai 2010 - 12:06
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Shepard: Hey TIM! Call 1-800-BITE-ME!
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(during a cat fight with Miranda and Jack)
Miranda: Help! Someone! She's attacking me like I'm the English language!
Jack: [in english accent] Oh it is ON!
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Zaeed: [sniffs a bottle of booze] Smells like Mommy's kisses!
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RandomYoungQuarian: [after the bubble he's in pops] I'm free! Ha ha! I'm free! I'm free! I'm free! I'm free! Wait, my immune system! I'm not strong enough to live outside the bubble! [starts to crumble and screams]
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(during a cat fight with Miranda and Jack)
Miranda: Help! Someone! She's attacking me like I'm the English language!
Jack: [in english accent] Oh it is ON!
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Zaeed: [sniffs a bottle of booze] Smells like Mommy's kisses!
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RandomYoungQuarian: [after the bubble he's in pops] I'm free! Ha ha! I'm free! I'm free! I'm free! I'm free! Wait, my immune system! I'm not strong enough to live outside the bubble! [starts to crumble and screams]
Modifié par AshiraShepard, 29 mai 2010 - 12:07 .
#719
Posté 29 mai 2010 - 12:26
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Golden-Rose wrote...
Kasumi: God have mercy on you Shepard. May you receive the blessings of the sky and earth... and may your soul achieve eternal peace. Amen.
Zaeed: Sublime, absolutely sublime. Splendifirous! Stupendous! Marvelous! It is a most joyous thing indeed.
Grunt: Take me Shepard! Take me now! My heart LONGS for you! Oh, why can't you see it?! I have been in love with you ever since the first day I met you! *bursts into tears*
Thane: Yo biznitch! Wassup my homie-G?! Damn, you be lookin' GANGSTA!
Mordin: My dark soul is crying for you... my heart screams out like a siren. My life is so crap... nobody cares for me.
Jacob: Heya Sheppy-baby! How's it hangin'? Wanna dance?!
Tali: That Legion? Mmmm. Someone break my off a piece o' THAT!
Samara: Damn I'm horny. Wanna get frisky Shepard?
Morinth: Hey Shepard, I was looking to buy my mom a present... any tips? I want it to be something special, she really means a lot to me, you know?
Garrus: Screw the calibrations, let's have sex, right here, right now!
Miranda: Jeez Louise, the Illusive Man is such a debbie-downer. I mean, come on, seriously, can't he let a girl have a bit of fun? It's like Cyndi Lauper said, "Girls just wanna have fu-uuuun!!!". He's just a party-pooper! A bitter old hermit! A raggerdy old mattress!
Jack: Oh la la! A little lipstick here... a little eyeshadow there... there we go! Your all set and ready to go! My, my, don't you look a million! Pretty and pert!
Ashley: Heeey Shepard! Tee-hee! Let's go for a walk in the park! Come on, come on, come on! Weee!!!
Kaidan: Oh golly Shepard, I'm BUSTING to relieve myself. Mind if I go to the toilet then go off and have a ****** somewhere?
Liara: Insolent fool! My master plan will crush you all! Mwahahahaha!!!!! Shepard, kill them! Kill them all! Show them that NOBODY messes with Liara twice!
Wrex: To achieve a true state of happiness one must first look inside oneself. Examine your mind and then slowly open yourself up to the world around you. Oh, hello Shepard? Do you wish to join me in my meditations? I could certainly use the company.
I think I nearly died laughing.
#720
Posté 29 mai 2010 - 01:59
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Wrex: Violence never solved anything Shepard.
Shepard: What are you talking about Wrex?
Wrex: Well I've been talking with this Hanar. Really opened my eyes about what we do. We go around, and kill people. Why don't we talk with them. Maybe try to understand their point in the galaxy.
Garrus: I've got all the time in the world to talk Shepard. After the gunship on Omega I sort of lost a lot of my free time.
Tali: Geth are the new fashion! All the Quarians travel in groups of them.
Grunt: I think I'd like to be named sunshine daisy.
Jack: A woman should never show any skin.
Thane: The best way to solve an issue is a nice dinner, and a real emotional talk.
Samara: My uniform is nowhere near regulation.
Shepard: What are you talking about Wrex?
Wrex: Well I've been talking with this Hanar. Really opened my eyes about what we do. We go around, and kill people. Why don't we talk with them. Maybe try to understand their point in the galaxy.
Garrus: I've got all the time in the world to talk Shepard. After the gunship on Omega I sort of lost a lot of my free time.
Tali: Geth are the new fashion! All the Quarians travel in groups of them.
Grunt: I think I'd like to be named sunshine daisy.
Jack: A woman should never show any skin.
Thane: The best way to solve an issue is a nice dinner, and a real emotional talk.
Samara: My uniform is nowhere near regulation.
Modifié par Nightvision91, 29 mai 2010 - 02:04 .
#721
Posté 29 mai 2010 - 02:20
Chuvvy
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Go ahead Shepard, these calibrations can wait.
#722
Posté 30 mai 2010 - 06:07
Bluko
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Shepard: I'm sorry Udina I had to make a choice.
Udina: I understand Commander. I'm sure Anderson will make an excellent Councilor.
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Random Merc: You must live!
Random Merc: Stay stay stay!
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Saren: Turians need to learn their place.
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Admiral Hackett: Shepard we've intercepted an incoming distress signal. Don't worry we'll take care of it. 5th fleet out.
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Turian Councilor: Ah yes "Reapers", bah we have accepted this claim.
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T.I.M. : A GRAIL?!!!
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T.I.M. : Shepard, I just wanted to let you know I've decided to quit smoking.
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Miranda: Shepard's a bloody idiot. He did everything wrong. He even saved the council.
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Harbinger: WE ARE HARBINGER! WE ARE YOUR SALVATION THRU OUR EXCELLENT COOKING! TASTE OUR DELICIOUS COOKIES!
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Grunt: I'M NOT KROGAN!!!
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Aria: Omega has one rule. Don't **** with Shepard.
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Shepard: The Reapers are coming, and I'm getting the hell out of here!
Udina: I understand Commander. I'm sure Anderson will make an excellent Councilor.
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Random Merc: You must live!
Random Merc: Stay stay stay!
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Saren: Turians need to learn their place.
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Admiral Hackett: Shepard we've intercepted an incoming distress signal. Don't worry we'll take care of it. 5th fleet out.
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Turian Councilor: Ah yes "Reapers", bah we have accepted this claim.
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T.I.M. : A GRAIL?!!!
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T.I.M. : Shepard, I just wanted to let you know I've decided to quit smoking.
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Miranda: Shepard's a bloody idiot. He did everything wrong. He even saved the council.
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Harbinger: WE ARE HARBINGER! WE ARE YOUR SALVATION THRU OUR EXCELLENT COOKING! TASTE OUR DELICIOUS COOKIES!
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Grunt: I'M NOT KROGAN!!!
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Aria: Omega has one rule. Don't **** with Shepard.
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Shepard: The Reapers are coming, and I'm getting the hell out of here!
#723
Posté 30 mai 2010 - 06:25
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(Oh yeah one more...)
Shepard: Joker... tell them: THE CAKE IS A LIE!
Shepard: Joker... tell them: THE CAKE IS A LIE!
#724
Posté 31 mai 2010 - 01:41
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Grunt: THIS ONE IS HANAR!
Legion: We are not building a consensus.
Harbinger: ASSUMING INDIRECT CONTROL!
Any reaper: Should we spare the turtles?
Legion: Commander Shepard.
Shepard: WHAT THE **** DID YOU JUST CALL ME?!
Jack: I just adopted a puppy! Her name is Daisy. And I baked everyone cookies!
Garrus:Have you got a minute?
Shepard: Can it wait a bit I'm in the middle of some calibrations.
*At the Bachelor party on Illium*
Salarian: How can asari be attractive to humans? They look just like salarians.
Human: What? They look exactly like us! I'm... I'm not seeing the Salarian thing at all.
Turian: You're both wrong. Asari look just like blue turians. Look at the head fringe.
Reaper: What the hell are you guys talking about? They look like giant synthetic cuttlefish!
Turian: Why did we even invite you?
Mordin: Hello......Shepard......how.....are......you?
Aria: Omega has one rule. **** with Aria.
Legion: We are not building a consensus.
Harbinger: ASSUMING INDIRECT CONTROL!
Any reaper: Should we spare the turtles?
Legion: Commander Shepard.
Shepard: WHAT THE **** DID YOU JUST CALL ME?!
Jack: I just adopted a puppy! Her name is Daisy. And I baked everyone cookies!
Garrus:Have you got a minute?
Shepard: Can it wait a bit I'm in the middle of some calibrations.
*At the Bachelor party on Illium*
Salarian: How can asari be attractive to humans? They look just like salarians.
Human: What? They look exactly like us! I'm... I'm not seeing the Salarian thing at all.
Turian: You're both wrong. Asari look just like blue turians. Look at the head fringe.
Reaper: What the hell are you guys talking about? They look like giant synthetic cuttlefish!
Turian: Why did we even invite you?
Mordin: Hello......Shepard......how.....are......you?
Aria: Omega has one rule. **** with Aria.
Modifié par GameGod652, 31 mai 2010 - 01:42 .
#725
Posté 31 mai 2010 - 03:08
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Lines that ME characters would never say?
Jacob (as he leads the Fire Team): Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more! Or close the wall up with our multi-racial dead!
Tali (as she works on the Security Door): No terminal can match my L33t Haxor skills!
Shepard (as he stares at the human Reaper larva): I FEAR NO EVIL FOR I AM FEAR INCARNATE!
Shepard (as he fails to climb into the Normandy and falls to his doom): Et tu, Joker? Now die Shepard!
Jacob (as he leads the Fire Team): Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more! Or close the wall up with our multi-racial dead!
Tali (as she works on the Security Door): No terminal can match my L33t Haxor skills!
Shepard (as he stares at the human Reaper larva): I FEAR NO EVIL FOR I AM FEAR INCARNATE!
Shepard (as he fails to climb into the Normandy and falls to his doom): Et tu, Joker? Now die Shepard!
