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#51
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Dr. Chocwak: No Commander, I will not drink with you. We are not suppost to drink on the job.

#52
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JohnnyDollar wrote...

Shepard: Yo Samara and Miranda, do both of you really plan on going into heavy combat wearing those high heels?

Maranda: Of course not, these are my good cornor standing heels.

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Elcor bouncer: sincere, come on in, we'd love to have you in our club.

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ew, a double post....

Modifié par The_Awesome_Sloth, 03 mars 2010 - 01:16 .


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Beerfish wrote...

Miranda: So Shepard, now that you've met my sister.....threesome?

Ha ha, it's funny I was thinking along similar lines a second ago.

Miranda:  So be honest Shep, she isn't a freak like me is she?

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Miranda: Shepard, does my butt look big in this?

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Beerfish wrote...

Miranda: Shepard, does my butt look big in this?

Sheapard: In that, no... In general, ohhhhh ya.

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Thane: (while praying) Rub a dub dill, thanks for the kill. Yay Arashu!

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Jack: Miranda, what a nice work outfit, can I get one two?

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Shepard: Samara, I think you will be a big asset to the team. Now how about you put on some clothes.

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Alexadroid wrote...

Thane: (while praying) Rub a dub dill, thanks for the kill. Yay Arashu!

LMAO, My K/D just went up, YAY!

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Pressly: turians are my favorite



Warden Kuril: What the hell was i thinking trying to capture the most dangerous person in the galaxy?



TIM: Oops that was an official Cerberus project. how did you find out about that anyway?

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Shepard: Conrad, I could really use someone like you on my team.

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Harbinger: Screw this im going home. Blowing up my damn space station, no respect, fleshlings these days I just dont know. Back in my day you could reap galaxies on a sunday afternoon with nary an issue. Ah times are changing, maybe I will move to florida....the brochure looked nice.

Modifié par Druss99, 03 mars 2010 - 01:46 .


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Conrad to Shepard: Do i know you?

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apotheosic wrote...

x75flames wrote...

GIVING YOU CONTROL


THIS BENEFITS YOU.

I AM UNSURE AS TO WHETHER OR NOT YOU FEEL THIS.


Hahahaha! :D

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Druss99 wrote...

Sovereign: Screw this im going home. Blowing up my damn space station, no respect, fleshlings these days I just dont know. Back in my day you could reap galaxies on a sunday afternoon with nary an issue. Ah times are changing, maybe I will move to florida....the brochure looked nice.


Replace Sovereign with Harbinger and I think you've just written my dream ending for ME3 :lol:

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Ashley: I don't care your working for Cerberus!



Jacob: I enjoy our chats Shepard.



Mordin: I just finished torturing dolphins, what'd you wanna talk about?

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Liara: Shepard, it's good to see you again.

Shepard: And? That's it? Look it's been two years girl you better get naked quick.


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Ah yes, Reapers. We have accepted that claim.





Wrex: John.



Shepard: Wre-... er, ah, what?

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Reporter: Khalisah Bint Sinan Al-Jilani, Westerlund News. Commander Shepard you are the pinnacle of human evolution with no decision making faults and are perfect in every way. We here are trying to save to galaxy from an unknown threat and are so far doing a pretty good job. Thoughts?



Shepard: I've enough of your pleasant suggestions. *swings at the reporter*



Reporter: Thanks I needed that.

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Faceman2006 wrote...

Druss99 wrote...

Sovereign: Screw this im going home. Blowing up my damn space station, no respect, fleshlings these days I just dont know. Back in my day you could reap galaxies on a sunday afternoon with nary an issue. Ah times are changing, maybe I will move to florida....the brochure looked nice.


Replace Sovereign with Harbinger and I think you've just written my dream ending for ME3 :lol:


Lol oops, I actually sat here for a minute trying to recall Harbingers name then thought "oh yeah sovereign how could I forget?" damn ice hockey distracting me.

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Joker: "Commander, i need a new formal Uniform and dancing lessons for the annual c-sec benefit ball"

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Jack: "Cerberus cheerleader? Miranda? Are you kidding? She's my bestest friend in all the universe! We have sleepovers after missions! I braid her hair, she waxes my head, and we watch chick flicks until 3 in the morning! With Zaeed! You know how that big softie loves his romantic comedies...."

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Tali: Actually I don't need any help at all.