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[Sajuro]

Jacob as he's being carried away by collector swarms: but the priiiiiiize



Shepard when talking about Cerberus: yeah, you ****ers killed my whole team on Akuze, justify that

Miranda: Shepard-

-slap-

Miranda: what the hell was that for?

-slap slap-

Shepard: that's for Toombs, and I have more slaps for each man I lost on Akuze!

[jackkel dragon]

Legion: We have reached consensus that the cake is a lie.

Jacob: What's the prize?
EDI: Cake.
Jacob: I like cake.

Garrus: Commander Shepard? Bruce Wayne. I mean, Garrus Vakarian.

Garrus: Just like when we took down Harvey Dent. I mean, Saren.

Tali: Shepard, we have to bring this evidence to the trial.
Shepard: Won't that get your dad erased from the records?
Tali: Screw him. I hated my dad.

Grunt: Attack of the killer Wampas! Run for your damn lives!

[Thatguy38]

Grunt: It's time for ice cream!



(sorry, couldn't think of anything else right now)

[Thatguy38]

sorry, I have to do this.



Shephad: Huh, huh, that was cool

Garrus: heh mmm heh heh, yeah, yeah, that was cool Shepherd, do it again!

Shepard: Shut up dillhole! <smacks Garrus>

[Wolverfrog]

Turian Councillor: Ah yes, the Reapers. We've established an entire sector dedicated to thwarting them, and our fleet is growing by the day should it ever be needed. We're also currently following up on leads involving the Collectors. Was there anything else, Shepard?

[Sajuro]

EDI: Do a barrel roll!

EDI: Jeff, use the boost to get through.

[jackkel dragon]

Shepard: You may strike me down, but I will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.

[Nightwriter]

Conrad: Thanks for being so nice to me last time, Shepard, I settled down and focused on my home life and now I'm the new mayor of Shepardsville.

[jackkel dragon]

I declare that this thread is still alive. For now.

I actually came up with a few lines I like this time. Better than my crossover spam, at least.
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Tali: Cycle? What cycle?
Sovereign: lol wut, u dont no a bout teh cycle?

Shepard: The Reapers are coming!
Turian Councilor: Cool story bro.

**Bonus Spam**
Tali: Cycle? What cycle?
Tron: Light cycle.

[TheZanSnake]

Jacob: Screw the priize

[Cain_Novaburn]

Nihlus:I move faster in a group.

Joker: Something that doesn't involve humor.

Shepard: I might not be able to do that.

Miranda: Thats a good idea Shepard.

Jacob: Cerberus is cool.

Garrus: Let him live.

Grunt: Perhaps this would be better off unbroken.

Zaeed: I didn't get _____ killed.

Samara: Why yes Shepard I would love to go on a date.

Tali: Making slaves of the Geth and trying to kill them all was a bad idea.

Thane: A joke

Mordin: Let's fix the Genophage!

Legion: I EDI

Jack: Thank you.

[jackkel dragon]

Harbinger's Facebook Profile

Harbinger's status is: I know you like this.

Sex: Sex is an illusion.
Birthday: Beyond your comprehension.

Work: We are the Harbinger of your ascension.

Harbinger likes: Reapers, the Reapers, the Reaping Reapers, the Anti-Shepard Fan Club, the Indoctrinators, Ambassador Udina, Turian Dismissals, the Human Milkshakes, living in dark places, waking up to find someone else took over your home/galaxy, endless dispair (for my enemies), assuming control, directing, collecting, collecting new species, jennifer hale, cryptic warnings, Mass Relays, the Citadel, saving the galaxy from humanity

Contact Information: harby@darkspace.masseffect/reapers

[The_N7]

 shepard to zaeed: i should go

[Lt Davo]

"Shepard, we'll help you open the valves for Tali. There's no reason you have to personally open all eight of them."

[Wakowak]

Anybody at all: The council is doing a great job and deserves more respect. They are represent the greatest of our galaxy.

[SpectreSeven]

Harbinger- Hello councillors! Shepard's right, Reapers are real, you're speaking to one.



Turian- Ah yes "Harbinger" a supposedly sentient starship waiting in Darkspace. We have dismissed that claim.



Harbinger- That's right, I'm outside your window. *fires laser* This hurts you

[Solid_Shepard12345]

*Liara when meeting Sheppard for the first time since his death*



Liara: "Why Sheppard! I'm so glad to see you! How on earth did you come back and would you be willing to let me help you on your dangerous mission?"

[FourSixEight]

Liara: Hello, Shepard! It's so good to see you again.

Shepard: Good to see you too, Liara, how goes it?

Liara: Well, I'm kind of obsessively hunting the Shadow Broker because he stole your corpse. Also, I love you.

Shepard: I suppose I'll ignore the last part seeing as Tali's here, but shouldn't you just relax? I'm here, you're here, and we both need to stop the Reapers, no matter what happens.

Liara: Huh. I guess you're right. Never though about it that way; Nyxeris, hold my calls. You can tell those I'm in debt to to frak off; we've got a galaxy to save. Let's go, Shepard.

Shepard: Right behind you, sister.

[ill-intent]

Shepard to illusive man: "Wait, you sang Gilbert and Sullivan?"



Saren: "You know, I won't invade Eden Prime. Maybe I'll just walk into the Citadel and transfer control to Sovereign while I'm still a Spectre and no one suspects anything....."



Garrus: "Can it wait, Shepard? I've gotta go take a REALLY big dump right now."

[Panda Warlock]

Shepard: Oh my God!

Biotic God, peeking from behind a corner: Yeah? What is it?

[ExSturminator]

Illusive Man: I find your lack of faith disturbing



Shepard to Illusive Man: Thanks for bringing me back from the dead by the way



Legion to Heretics: The cake is a lie!



Harbinger: No Shepard, I...am your father



EDI: Just what do you think you're doing Jeff?



Mordin: Shepard, I've got it! The answer to the question is...42!



Shepard: My God! The Collectors...are Protheans!

Mordin: Huh, that's a bit of a jump in logic

Shepard: But EDI just said-

Mordin: So? Did you even understand that reference she made to the similarities in DNA?

Shepard: Well, no, I-

Mordin: *slap* Just shut up and go shoot something. What's the point of bringing a scientist if you're just going to go spouting off unconfirmed guesses like that! *glares at Shepard*



Yeoman Chambers: You know, I really don't have an opinion on the new crew member, and I definitely don't find them attractive.



Garrus: Hey Shepard, could we, you know, stop by a clinic or something? These field bandages are dashing and all, but I really think infection is going to set in or something, and then I'll never be able to get this surgically fixed.

[Getorex]

The confrontation between Shepard, Liara, and Ashley over who gets chosen...



Shep: Do I have to choose? Can't I have both of you?

Ashley: Now there's an enticing thought.

Liara: I thought I felt a connection between us.

[ObserverStatus]

Shepard: ...

Ashley: ...

Miranda: What's their problem?

Garrus: Ashley is mad at Shepard for joining Cerberus, and Shepard is mad at Ashley for shooting Wrex. I don't think they're going to talk.

Miranda: Well tell them to hurry up, the Illusive man is going to think the collectors got us.

[Highdragonslayer]

Harbinger: You wouldn't be able to survive the zerg swarm



Shepard: Don't you mean reaper flee-



Harbinger: I SAID ZERG SWARM

[Getorex]

Tali: Shepard? Not that I'm not happy to see you but you show up at the most amazing places. It's not like coming back from the dead is a big deal or anything. I mean, I KNOW you were, like, DEAD and **** but hey...I'm kinda busy right now so I can't join you and ****. Maybe another time? That's good. Buh-by.