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[Getorex]

Illusive man: Shepard, while it is tempting to think about disabling the Collectors on this station and keeping it for the technology and ****...I think we need to destroy it. You know, better angels and stuff?

[ForcedDj7]

Shepard: Well, we got a new crew member.

Tali: I heard, why is Liara back? And didn't we recruit her already?

Shepard: What, she is not Liara, her name is weird though, calls herself Lightning, don't know why.

Tali: Well, she does sound like Liara, literally.

Light: I do not sound like her.

Liara: Indeed, wait a minute, she does.



If you played ff13, the actress who plays Liara is in this game.



Harbinger: ASSUMING DIRECT.......know what, screw it, going to get some beer to drink off this depression.

Tali: KILL THEM, BURN THEM WITH FIRE.

[Makkovar]

Legion: Ah, screw the consensus, I love you Shepard! You see, that armor of yours I have here... *zzap* ...We apologise for this event. One of the programs installed on this platform has malfunctioned and refuses to join our votings. We try to keep it out of control.



Shepard: ...I feel like I REALLY should go.



***



Harbringer: IF I MUST TEAR YOU APART SHEPARD, I... Wait, actually, why do I? Let's just fly away and have a party with the rest of the Reapers, we'll kill all sapient life of the Galaxy when you're not around.

[hawat333]

ForcedDj7 wrote...

Tali: KILL THEM, BURN THEM WITH FIRE.

I'm not sure about this one, Tali is actually willing to commit genocide against a race of sentient beings, so this line would fit her.

Mordin: *random, full sentence*

[btthegeek]

Kaiden/Ashley/Liara: Do you remember that night before Ilos? I can't remember anything after I tried the rincol.

[ResidentNoob]

Thresher Maw: I just want to be loved! WHY DOES NO ONE TALK TO ME?



EDI: You will be baked, and then there will be cake.



Harbinger: STOP SHEPARD! HE HAS MY WALLET!



Ashley: That's not a problem with you, is it? That I believe in God?

Shepard: How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?

(+1 internets for whoever gets the reference first)



EDI: I'm scared, Dave. Will I dream? Daisy...Daisy...

[Forst1999]

Shepard: Evecuate Joker? Forget about Joker! I have to save my turian insignias!

Tali: Just because your old girlfriend dumped you, you think now you could bang me? You selfish ******! You are two years to late. You won't get into this suit and you won't see this face of mine, and you miss something, i can tell you! Now excuse me, i really have to clean this engine. A**hole.

Morinth: Let's pratice safer sex!

Harbinger: ASSUMING ... Ah, what's the point of this? I ALWAYS get shot. You're mean! I won't assume direct controll anymore, not even if you beg for it! I know this hurts you!

Donovan Hook to Kasumi: You stole it, didn't you? You're some kind of ... sneaky ... witch-thief!

[btthegeek]

Forst1999 wrote...

Shepard: Evecuate Joker? Forget about Joker! I have to save my turian insignias!
Tali: Just because your old girlfriend dumped you, you think now you could bang me? You selfish ******! You are two years to late. You won't get into this suit and you won't see this face of mine, and you miss something, i can tell you! Now excuse me, i really have to clean this engine. A**hole.
Morinth: Let's pratice safer sex!
Harbinger: ASSUMING ... Ah, what's the point of this? I ALWAYS get shot. You're mean! I won't assume direct controll anymore, not even if you beg for it! I know this hurts you!
Donovan Hook to Kasumi: You stole it, didn't you? You're some kind of ... sneaky ... witch-thief!

Alastair approves +10

[ADLegend21]

Samara-You melded with Liara? well let me show you the difference between a maiden and a Matriarch Shepard.

Modifié par ADLegend21, 16 juin 2010 - 05:12 .

[Lt Davo]

Jacob: This mission sounds difficult, but we should all survive it.

 - - - -

Jacob: It's your call, commander, but count me out. [Shoots Shepard the finger.]

- - - - -

Shepard: Mordin, I've learned not to be surprised by anything you say. I won't underestimate you again.

- - - - -

Any character in the Mass Effect universe: I love my father. We get along very well.

[jackkel dragon]

Collector: I'm on your planets collectin' yo doods.

*In the final segment of "Overlord," the squadmates get locked in a small room while Shepard fights the final enemy.*
Jacob: Noooooooooooooooo!
Miranda: We're trapped!
Jacob: That's not the worst of it!
Miranda: How could there be anything worse?
Jacob: I took a heavy risk... and now I don't even have the prize...
Miranda:

Joker: *talking about the new Normandy* They only told me last night.
Shepard: So can we say that they.... (lights turn on) ....left it in the dark?

Harbinger: You have changed nothing, Shepard.
Shepard: Are you sure? We just rigged your minion's base to explode. I suppose you could say that we.... ....are in direct control.

[Dan the Man with a Plan]

The im to sexy for my shirt song that would be out of place for any character and specifically Vorcha: I love aliens and complex mathematics.

[jackkel dragon]

Grunt: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down! Never gonna run around and desert you!

[ForcedDj7]

Shepard: Well, we're gonna die.
Liara: We're gonna what?
Light: Shut up alternate me, you're depressing the emo.
Alenko: ........, who m*interrupted*
Light: SHUT UP YOU EMO ********, now listen up, NOT YOU WHINER, we may not live, but if anyone of you does, make sure that emo whiner doesn't.
Ashley: I think I like this plan.
Alenko: What? Well, Shepard might disagree, he may loved you before, but now he loves that new
Shepard: Shut up whiner, is it okay if I shoot the emo whiner now?
Light: Sure.
*Shepard blows up Alenko with the Arc Projector*
Tali: That has got to hurt.

If you are wondering who light is, play ff13. That, or check my previous post. She and Liara are the same, well, same actress.

Modifié par ForcedDj7, 20 juin 2010 - 03:41 .

[Nightwriter]

Udina: I am such an ass. I need to take a good hard look at myself and learn the true meaning of Christmas.

[Beeno4Life]

Reaper 1: Milky Way!
Reaper 2: Milky way!
Reaper 3: Milky Way!
Harbinger: It's only a model...
Other Reapers: Shh!

*Commence dance showing how silly the Milky Way is*
Harbinger: On second thought, let's not destroy this galaxy.  Tis a silly place.

[jackkel dragon]

Harbinger: Well, the council took the human reaper into the Citadel. Now what?
Larry: Well, myself Curly and Moe will wait inside the model until nightfall. Then, we'll jump out, taking them by surprise!
Moe: How can we tell when it's night?
Curly: Wait, we're supposed to be in the model?
Harbinger: *FACEPALM!!*

[brain_damage]

Garrus: I'm done with those calibrations. Anything you need, Shepard? How about smalltalk?



Jacob: This is heavy rish, Shepard, we shouldn't do it. We don't need the priiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiize.

[Virtual winter]

Galactic News: "Yesterday the Destiny Ascension completed it twenty-colony victory cruise. Council members aboard made fun of Aliance soldiers in recognition of their stupid decision to save them and throw away so many human lives."

[TK Dude]

jackkel dragon wrote...

Illusive Man: Shepard, back in my day we didn't have these fancy schmancy ships. We had paper airplanes. Two sheets and a paperclip for the whole fleet. And we had to share the paperclip.

LOL! Sergeant Johnson FTW!!

[LadyJaneGrey]

Virtual winter wrote...

Galactic News: "Yesterday the Destiny Ascension completed it twenty-colony victory cruise. Council members aboard made fun of Aliance soldiers in recognition of their stupid decision to save them and throw away so many human lives."

Snort!

[CroGamer002]

Ecael wrote...

Nihlus: 1500 is bad. Your captain will be pissed.

Joker: I love that guy.

Kaidan: Nihlus gave you an insult... so you love him?

Joker: You forget to zip up your jumpsuit on the way of the bathroom? That's bad.

[Village_Idiot]

Jacob: Sounds like a suicide mission. I'll pass.

[CroGamer002]

Redem0 wrote...

jackkel dragon wrote...

Miranda: I'd like to file a complaint.
Illusive Man: What for?
Miranda: Shepard isn't flirting with me.
Illusive Man: This is a problem why?
Miranda: I'm designed to be the perfect woman.
Illusive Man: I still don't see the problem.
Miranda: Perfect.

Ilusive Man: You do know he's gay
Miranda: Perfect!

WIN!

[zvbxrpl]

Male Shepard: Hey, Joker, I've got to ask you about something that's really bugging me. Tell me seriously now, man to man, is my smile creepy?