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[Jonesey2k]

Zaeed: "Gah! Cut myself. Got a plaster?"

[CroGamer002]

Any Quarian: We are happy to see you Legion.

[ADLegend21]

Shepard- Saren...I like the way you think!

[EffectedByTheMasses]

Shepard: I should stay.

[Bom_diggidy_Wrex]

Tali: Quarians aren't always right...



Wrex: I think im starting to luve you shepard



Miranda: Im perfect it's just a opinion

[xSTONEYx187x]

Joker: "Message coming in Commander, patching it through"



Admiral Hackett: "WASSSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUPPPPPPP"



Shepard: WASSSSSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPP" : P

[Siansonea]

Shepard: *breaks fourth wall* "Really? Kill Samara? Dude, in your dreams." *kills Morinth*

[ADLegend21]

Kasumi-hey I have a dialogue whell and I'veogtten over Keiji enough that I might fallin love withyou if you talk to me enough Shep! =D

[greed89]

xSTONEYx187x wrote...

Joker: "Message coming in Commander, patching it through"

Admiral Hackett: "WASSSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUPPPPPPP"

Shepard: WASSSSSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPP" : P

I lol'd


Grunt: I love you you love me, were a happy family....

[sporeian]

(Removes Tali's mask)



Shepard: Oh My GOD! It looks like a colon turned inside out!

[sporeian]

Kasumi: Me give you happy ending now?



(sorry...)

[Ahalazar]

Team's victory song: "Cuz Shepard is better than Weasel !! "

[remote_control_me]

Tali: F*ck your mother!
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EDI: Jeff, now that everyones asleep, have i ever shown you my REAL purpose?
Joker: what are you talking about?
EDI: take one good look at me, u willsee what i mean.
Joker: *Grins* oh yeah, sexytime!!
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Miranda: I wish my @ss wasnt so damn fine!

Modifié par remote_control_me, 29 juillet 2010 - 11:14 .

[LiquidGrape]

sporeian wrote...

Kasumi: Me give you happy ending now?

(sorry...)

Eh, the alternative would've been "Me so haaawny".


...which, ironically, I can totally see Kasumi saying.

[xSTONEYx187x]

greed89 wrote...

xSTONEYx187x wrote...

Joker: "Message coming in Commander, patching it through"

Admiral Hackett: "WASSSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUPPPPPPP"

Shepard: WASSSSSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPP" : P

I lol'd


Grunt: I love you you love me, were a happy family....

LMAO, I can totally see Grunt getting his own TV show "Grunt and friends"  If a big purple dinosaur can get one, why not a Krogan?

[sporeian]

Shepard: I'm a virgin

[Sajuro]

Joker: *meets Shepard at the escape pod* Come on Commander, we have to go.

[sickserb]

x75flames wrote...

apotheosic wrote...

Legion: Commander-Shepard.

LMAO, cookie

Zead: Lets help those poor people on Omeaga!

Garrus: Of course I'll forgive you Sudonise!

Maranda: Sheapard, I know my sister said I read your messages, but its a lie!

EDI: You took out the Collector base, Cake all around!
Sheapards gone rouge, take him down.
DECONTAMINATION IN PROGRESS.
Hey, Joker, ..... *Whisper whisper whisper*

omg spelling is horrendous

[MTN Dew Fanatic]

Miranda: Cerberus murdered someone!

[Redem0]

Shepard : Ok people I would ask you to start pilling up the heat and grab the biggest gun you can have clips and be as close as the escape pod as possible



Joker: what is going on?



Sheppard: Jack having PMS

[sporeian]

Ashely: Okay; you, me, and Liara can have a 3-way

Modifié par sporeian, 30 juillet 2010 - 05:31 .

[angj57]

Nihilus: "Moving on my own could be dangerous-- let's team up to ensure we all have the best chances of surviving this mission."

[AresXX7]

TIM: Ceberus is strength for humani - WOAH! did you see the @ss on that asari?

Admiral Hackett: Normandy, this Alliance Command.  We're detecting your presence  in the Attican Beta Cluster, don't worry we'll handle the situation ourselves, thanks for stopping by though.

Anderson: I really miss Saren (sniff)

Ashley: Commander it's been two years and I've moved on and fell in love with a really wonderful man, he's a Turian...

Tali: Legion, I think there's something I should tell you, my father was doing brutal weapons research against the geth and I think you should have a copy of the data to send back to your people

[angj57]

Internet Kraken wrote...

Vorcha: We respectfully disagree with Captain Gavron's assessment of our behavior on Omega. Please inform him that we will not be killing anyone, today or in the future. Good day.

Lol. Or..

Vorcha: "Please excuse me sir... if you would be so kind as to pass a message on to the esteemed Captain Gavorn from my Vorcha companions and me. Neither I nor any of my compatriots have or are planning to take any actions that might reasonably be expected to result in the wrongful death of any other person or persons today. Naturally, however, we are not waiving our right to defend ourselves, our property, or our dependents should they be threatened in any way. Should the Captain wish to question us further on this or any other issue, we will be retaining legal council. Thank you ever so much, and have a pleasant day. I bid you and your companions farewell."

[LiquidGrape]

[...] Jack noticed every sentence conveying the idea of uneasiness, with an attention which it had hardly received on the first perusal. Commander Shepard's shameful boast of what misery he had been able to inflict gave her a keener sense of her colleague's sufferings. It was some consolation to think that his visit to the engineering deck was to end in little more than an hour, -and, a still greater, that in less than a fortnight she should herself be with Miranda again, and enabled to contribute to the recovery of her spirits, by all that affection could do.
     She could not think of Shepard's leaving theNormandy for the day without remembering that his old acquaintance Vakarian was to go with him; but the turian had made it clear that he had no intentions at all, and agreeable as he was, she did not mean to be unhappy about him.
     While settling this point, she was suddenly roused by the sound of boots descending the nearby staircase, and her spirits were a little fluttered by the idea of its being Mr Vakarian himself, who had once before intruded late in the evening, and might now come to inquire particularly after her. Without exception, everyone had underyling intentions, after all.
But this idea was soon banished, and her spirits were very differently affected, when, to her utter amazement, she saw Commander Shepard walk into her hovel. In an hurried manner he immediately began an inquiry after her health, imputing his visit to a wish of hearing that she were better after their disconcerting business at Pragia. She answered him with cold civility. He sat down on her bunk for a few moments, and then getting up, walked about the basement. Jack was surprised, but refrained from her usual vernacular of precise expletives. After a silence of several minutes, he came towards her in an agitated manner, and thus began-
     "In vain have I struggled. It will not do. My feelings will not be repressed. You must allow me to tell you how ardently I admire and love you."
     Jack's astonishment was beyond expression. She stared, coloured, doubted, and was silent. This he considered sufficient encouragement; and the avowal of all that he felt, and had long felt for her, immediately followed. He spoke well, if with a monotonous timber; but there were feelings besides those of the heart to be detailed, and he was not more eloquent on the subject of tenderness than of pride. His sense of her inferioirty - of its being a degradation - of the family obstacles which judgment had always opposed to inclination, were dwelt on with a warmth which seemed due to the consequence he was wounding, but was very unlikely to recommend his suit.
     In spite of her deeply-rooted dislike, she could not be insensible to the compliments of such a man's affection, and though her intention did not vary for an insatant, she was at first sorry for the pain he was to receive; till, rused to resentment by his subsequent language, she lost all compassion in anger. She tried, however, to compose herself to answer him with patience, when he should have done. A faint "f**k" escaped her lips, however, but the Commander paid it no attention. He concluded with representing to her the strength of that attachment which, in spite of all his endeavours, he had found impossible to conquer; and with expressing his hope that it would now be rewarded by her acceptance of his couch and mattress.
As he said this, she could easily see that he had no doubt of a favourable answer. He spoke of apprehension and anxiety, but his countenance expressed real security, his visage a chiseled, high-resoluted texture far removed from the other gentlemen on the ship. Such a circumstance could only exasperate farther, and, when he ceased, the colour rose into hers, and she said -
     "In such cases as this, it is, I believe, the established mode to express a sense of obligation for the sentiments avowed, however unequally they may be returned. F**k that. It is natural that obligation should be felt, and if I could feel gratitude, I would now thank you. But I cannot - I'm not adept at expressing delicate emotion, and I have never desired your good opinion, and you have certainly bestwoed it most unwillingly. I'm not sorry to have occasioned pain to anyone. It has been most consciously done, as well, and I hope it will be of long, drawn-out duration. The feelings which, you tell me, have long prevented the ackowledgment of your regard, will hopefully find a hard task in overcoming it after this explanation.
F**ker."

Modifié par LiquidGrape, 31 juillet 2010 - 12:22 .