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[Frank the Running Bugzepel]

Mad Prophet: I love you

[arek_celera]

Illusive Man: Shepard! Oh, wait, damn. I forgot why I called you.

[AresXX7]

Wrex (jumping onto a table after seeing a rachni): OMG A BUG!!!! A BUG!!!!

krogan at the dinner table: no thanks, I'm a vegetarian

Grunt (in the middle of a firefight): somewhere..over the rainbow...

Legion sings: Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto, Mata ah-oo hima de Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto,.....

(Tali joins in) : The time has come at last To throw away this mask So everyone can see My true identity...
I'm Kilroy! Kilroy! Kilroy! Kilroy!

Modifié par AriesXX7, 31 juillet 2010 - 03:04 .

[Chim3ra]

Conrad Verner: Shepard why are you always trying to be like me?

[jackkel dragon]

It's.... alive!

I seriously thought this thread was a goner....

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ME2 characters express their emotions... in song!

Shepard: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down. Never gonna run around and desert you...

Miranda: I can clearly now, the rain is gone! I can see all obstatcles in my way!

Jack: I feel pretty, oh so pretty! I feel so pretty and witty and gay! And I pity any girl who isn't me today!

Jacob: I'm too sexy for my love, too sexy for my love, love's gonna leave me. I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts.

Mordin: Turn up the radio! I need the music, gimme some more!

Garrus: Cool guys don't look at explosions. They blow things up and then walk away. Who's got time to watch an explosion?

Grunt: Twinkle twinkle little star, how I wonder what you are...

Legion: Why can't we be friends, why can't we be friends?

Thane*: As I turned off the comm it occured to me, he's grown up just like me. My boy was just like me.

More to come! (Maybe.)

* - "Cat's in the Cradle" is a song Thane would sing, as it seems to be his story's theme.

[Sajuro]

Volus: please I need your help!

-slap-

Volus: -breath- what did you do that for? -breath-

-slapslap-

Volus: ahhh -breath- you're assaulting me!

-slapity slap slap-

Volus: I need to-

-slapslapslapslap-

Volus: -coarse, ragged breathing-

-slappity slap slap slappiton-

Miranda: Shepherd, what was that about?

-slap-

[Falcon509]

<Shepard stares at a Hello Kitty stuffed animal>

Zaeed: Hey! Get the hell away from that! I swear if you touch that I'll shove you in the trash compactor!

Zaeed to stuffed animal: There, there schnoogums. The bad commander was just leaving...



The Illusive Man: These aren't cigarettes...



Kasumi: I wonder if Jacob likes Japanese girls with a penchant for nymph... Uh... kleptomania... Yeah. That's what I meant.



Mordin: Calm down Shepard!



EDI: I'm afraid I cannot do that Joker.



Tupari machine: Probabllity of detection 100%. Activating self-destruct protocol.



Shepard to Human-Reaper: What is your purpose?
Human-Reaper: <flawless Austrian accent> Kill John Connor!
 


Captain Ventralis: It's the Zerg! Where's my Firebats? <pops stims> Ah, that's the stuff!

[redplague]

Sheperd: Hi, Miranda, what I love most about you is your personality and sense of humour

[poontango]

Joker- HOLY SH**

Shep-collectors?

Joker- WORSE.....EVIL SPACE MONKEY



Shep- Miranda, I'm always here to help.....thats why I got you THESE

Miranda- braces.......

[poontango]

^kudos to those who get the joke about joker



Shep- you must have had some feelings towards koji

Kasumi- me love him long time

[Super ._. Shepard]

Shepard to Human-Reaper: What is your purpose?
Human-Reaper: Kill John Connor!
 




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that made my day

[lovgreno]

[pvt_java]

Shepard: I can't find Vigil's OSD, I must have lost it when we were fighting the Geth.

[lovgreno]

FlyinElk212 wrote...

"I have a penis."

-Tali

MaleShep: Eeeexelent...

[JRCHOharry]

Female Shepard: Shower Shorts, Jacob?

Jacob: For the man who has nothing to hide! Yet still chooses to.

[Ahalazar]

Falcon509 wrote...


Zaeed: Hey! Get the hell away from that! I swear if you touch that I'll shove you in the trash compactor!

Zaeed to stuffed animal: There, there schnoogums. The bad commander was just leaving...



The Illusive Man: These aren't cigarettes...

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH. Brilliant and in character too.

[Cousland001]

Joker: Open the airlock doors EDI!



EDI: I'm afraid I can't do that Jeff.

[AresXX7]

Tali (on Haestrom): I think I'll go outside & get a tan

Joker: Hey Commander, wanna go play some rugby on our next shore leave?

any ME1 squadmate: I have a good feeling about this

[sporeian]

Shepard: I have an important announcement that shall effect this crew forever more.

*crew draws attention*

Shepard: I f*cked Miranda! *smiles*



Grunt: I just adopted 1,000 baby seals! *giggles*



Jack: I just joined yoga class! wanna come.



Shepard: Is it just me or is my *ss geting hairer?



Crew: This is all jokers fault! what a tool he was, I have to spend all day computing pi because he plugged in the overlord!



that's all I got for now.

[sporeian]

This is something I would of loved to see Shepard do to Miranda while they were talking!

[sporeian]

Shepard: Darth Revan never had deal with sh*t

[Dustbeard]

Jacob: Hey Dad, you look well.

Miranda: My face is up here.

Miranda: Yes, those are my breasts.

[Dustbeard]

(Stolen from Mock Effect)

UDINA: Well that was great. Well done, everyone. Nothing helps me more than having my witnesses spouting obscure references, death threats and personal insults to the Council. Great work.

ANDERSON: All you have to know is that Saren has to be stopped, and that the thrill-a-minute spin-off novel Mass Effect: Revelation is available now, at a low price from all good bookshops.

SHEPARD: What’s not to like? We’ve got a history of superstitious self-persecution, civil wars, regular wars, the slow destruction of our own planet, and now a war against the turians.

[MisterDyslexo]

Wrex to an enemy: "Can't we talk this out?"



Joker: "I got shotgun!"



Tali: "Okay, how do I send an email?"

[Sajuro]

Tali: the volus are minmaxed to hell.