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[Lord Jaric]

beam me up scotty (to Scottish engineer)

[Mr. niceguy15]

Mordin- Let's all just coooooool down and be quiet.





- A nice guy.

[krasnoarmeets]

jackkel dragon wrote...

Garrus: Cool guys don't look at explosions. They blow things up and then walk away. Who's got time to watch an explosion?

That should be Zaeed...

[TheElusiveMan]

YOUR FORM IS FORMIDABLE!

[CrapCommando]

TIM: Jack, I am your father
Jack: Yes and?

[MisterDyslexo]

Yeoman Kelly: Ah yes, these "fish". Small aquatic animals supposed to live in your "fishtank". Me and the toilet have dismissed the existance of such things

Modifié par MisterDyslexo, 11 août 2010 - 06:04 .

[jackkel dragon]

krasnoarmeets wrote...

jackkel dragon wrote...

Garrus: Cool guys don't look at explosions. They blow things up and then walk away. Who's got time to watch an explosion?

That should be Zaeed...

Or Garrus's salarian explosive guy, I guess.

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Garrus: Hey Shepard, you get to playing the Dragon Age expansion yet?
Shepard: You mean Awakening? Not interested.
Garrus: Come on, you know it's going to be awesome.
Shepard: But I don't get to bang anybody!

[AresXX7]

everything didy's found so far...

[Really Sad Panther]

Grunt: Can I have a pet hanar? I will name him George, and I will hug him and pet him and squeeze him...

Grunt: Shepard will you read me a bedtime story?

[PsyrenY]

AriesXX7 wrote...

everything didy's found so far...

Sadly this

[Sajuro]

CrapCommando wrote...

TIM: Jack, I am your father
Jack: Yes and?

Turian Councilor: Illusive man, I am your father!
TIM: noooooooooooo

[PsyrenY]

Sajuro wrote...

CrapCommando wrote...

TIM: Jack, I am your father
Jack: Yes and?

Turian Councilor: Illusive man, I am your father!
TIM: noooooooooooo

I lol'd

[poontango]

I'm commander Shepard and this is my favourite thread on the forum

[maddenking2010]

xSTONEYx187x wrote...

Joker: "Message coming in Commander, patching it through"

Admiral Hackett: "WASSSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUPPPPPPP"

Shepard: WASSSSSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPP" : P

this is the greatest post of all time

[AresXX7]

Shepard: Legion, is that one of those new action figures of me?

Legion: No data available

[maddenking2010]

anyone: im sorry shepard, im just not attracted to you.

[Yeti13]

Udina: Shepard, you complete me

[Snelle Jaap]

Guy in prison on the Purgatory: i should go

[sporeian]

Doctor Chakwas: No thanks, I don't drink.

[Mirlam]

Samara: I'm so ******* tired of this ******* code! Let's just go to Citadel and have some FUN!!



Tim: But of course Shepard. Here's all the information and details you need about Cerberus. Anything else you need to know about?

[JackhammerGR]

Female shepard, Male shepard, Garrus and Zaeed are on a stealth mission

Jane: Alright guys stay low.

Garrus: They said not to wait up

Zaeed: So, you recon that the inferno ammo is the way forward for killing organics.

John: Absolutely, 'cause you get them distracted from the fire...

Jane: Get your asses over here!

John: Did we lose something Jane?

Zaeed: Dropped something Jane?

Jane: This is supposed to be a stealth mission!

Zaeed: Why?

Jane: Ah, nevermind, you're here know. I want you to breach that door*doing it also with sign language*

John: Oh! Oh! sherades! I know this, it's on the tip of my tongue...

Zaeed: Hang on! Hang on! It's a book...

John" It has to do with sports I'm sure!

Jane: Ok, sign language 101. This means stay low, this mean go forward and this means*making a fist* I'm gonna punch your brains out!

John: Go forward? I thought it meaned football(or rugby for us europeans)

Jane: Ah shut up already! Breach that door!

Zaeed and John: Okay! *zaeed pulls out and inferno grenade and throws it at an explosive canister next to the door and blows the door along with a 5 meter hole in the wall next to the door and they move foward as Zaeed blows guys with an assault rifle and John with a shotgun*

*Jane and Garrus are still back in the cover and watching them*

Garrus: should I still be low?

[Mr.Tacito]

Kelly: "I brought the scale-itch aboard!"

Shepard:

Kelly:

[poontango]

Sovereign: I'm not the Messiah! Will you please listen? I am not the Messiah, do you understand? Honestly!

Geth: Only the true Messiah denies His divinity

Sovereign: What? Well, what sort of chance does that give me? All right! I am the Messiah!

Geth: He is! He is the Messiah!

Sovereign: Now, f**k off!

[silence]

Saren: How shall we f**k off, O Lord?

[magelet]

maddenking2010 wrote...

anyone: im sorry shepard, im just not attracted to you.

Anyone except Mordin.