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[MisterDyslexo]

Jack: "But I don't wanna be a pirate!"

[chapa3]

Jacob: "I'm tired of these motherf***ing collectors on this motherf***ing ship."

Modifié par chapa3, 19 août 2010 - 04:46 .

[Kitteh303]

chapa3 wrote...

Jacob: "I'm tired of these motherf***ing collectors on this motherf***ing ship."

You win the internet.

[MisterDyslexo]

EDI: You need to construct more pylons

[Nightwriter]

TIM: This operation has too much risk for too little reward.

[MisterDyslexo]

Shepard to Kelly: "Look down, now look up, now look down again. Your scale itch is now diamonds!"

[betd2]

Garrus: Shepard, do you have a minute?

Shepard: Can it wait? I'm in the middle of some calibrations.

[Phaedon]

frokenscheim wrote...

The Council: You were right all along, Shepard. We apologize.

We have confirmed these claims.

[Twilight_Princess]

 
Shepard: Garrus!!! *extends arms* What are you doing here?!

Garrus: Just keeping my skills sharp, a little target practice
Shepard: ...*arms still extended* ....

Garrus: Shepard why are you- why is there a paragon interupt in the corner?

(paragon interupt)

Garrus: oh no...

Shepard: *hugging garrus* 

Garrus: Shepard please...the blood pack are watching

*sound of laughter in the distance*

Modifié par Hyrule_Gal, 12 octobre 2010 - 08:09 .

[xlI ReFLeX lIx]

MisterDyslexo wrote...

EDI: You need to construct more pylons

^ Win

[CheesesackIII]

Harbinger:
"My attacks will put you together!"
"You probably can't feel this."
"Desecrate Shepard's body if possible."
"Your form is structurally sound."

[Mecha Tengu]

Rachni queen: Spawn moar overlords

[CheesesackIII]

Tupari machine:
"Don't you just feel like some f***ing disgusting Tupari right now!?"

[Archereon]

xlI ReFLeX lIx wrote...

MisterDyslexo wrote...

EDI: You need to construct more pylons

^ Win

Can't do that.  We have not enough minerals.

And probably will require moar vespine gas for that next stalker.

[betd2]

Grunt: I want a pony.

===

Shepard: I'd love to have children, the last batch I had where delicious.

[cihimi]

Legion: Commander Shepard.

[betd2]

Miranda: I hate you

Legion: Bite our shiny metal ass meatbag.

Tali: legion, we need to talk!

Legion: Look, it's meatbag in a can.

[Reaper27]

Tela Vasir: I can't get a lock!

[Markinator_123]

****pushes merc out of window****

Shepard: How about goodbye?

Garrus D***, he's not going to be in Mass Effect 3



*****Shepard and Garrus start laughing*****

[Felene]

The Illusive Man: There are some who call me... TIM.

[Soviet Vodka]

Liara: *awkward silence* so how about that Quarian sex?







Saren: I wonder what Volus females look like? For that matter what do Volus actually look like?







TIM: Moist (I mean just picture him saying that god-awful word)

[earthbornFemShep]

Joker when Collector's invade ship, "S***, S***, S***!"

EDI, "So, tell me how you really feel..."

[adneate]

Soviet Vodka wrote...
TIM: Moist (I mean just picture him saying that god-awful word)

I can see it!

"Shepard one more thing"

*Long slow drag on a cigarette*

"Keep it moist."

[earthbornFemShep]

bobobo878 wrote...

Shepard: ...
Ashley: ...
Miranda: What's their problem?
Garrus: Ashley is mad at Shepard for joining Cerberus, and Shepard is mad at Ashley for shooting Wrex. I don't think they're going to talk.
Miranda: Well tell them to hurry up, the Illusive man is going to think the collectors got us.

WIN!