Refund Guy: At last! Thank you so much! This has been such a long time coming......
Shepard: Miranda, can we talk?
Miranda: One moment, let me put some clothes on.
Harbinger: You may retain control.
This pleasures you.
Joker: Sure, EDI, you can take her for a spin.
Lines that ME characters would never say.
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#77
Posté 03 mars 2010 - 01:51
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Miranda: Does my bum look big in this?
Illusive man: Shepard? Sorry...wrong number...
Tali: I left the flotilla today and everything was ok. I dont require rescuing at all.
Illusive man: Shepard? Sorry...wrong number...
Tali: I left the flotilla today and everything was ok. I dont require rescuing at all.
#78
Posté 03 mars 2010 - 01:53
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Zaeed: Psst..Shepard..over here....ive something in my pocket just for you....put your hand in and grab it.
#79
Posté 03 mars 2010 - 01:54
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Asari bartender: Okay babe, lets have sex, I just cleaned the bar.
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Posté 03 mars 2010 - 01:55
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Is this directed at femshep or maleshep or either? lolDruss99 wrote...
Zaeed: Psst..Shepard..over here....ive something in my pocket just for you....put your hand in and grab it.
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Posté 03 mars 2010 - 01:55
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Shepard: Would you like to join my crew?
Potential Squadmate: Sure, Shepard. There is not a single thing hindering me from joining you. In fact, I can leave right now and we don't have to worry about a thing. No strings attached. Nada. This is it. I am yours to command. Let's go. Not a thing in the world to keep me here. Let's roll. I'm totally pumped that I have absolutely not a single personal issue to get in the way of doing this mission with you.
Potential Squadmate: Sure, Shepard. There is not a single thing hindering me from joining you. In fact, I can leave right now and we don't have to worry about a thing. No strings attached. Nada. This is it. I am yours to command. Let's go. Not a thing in the world to keep me here. Let's roll. I'm totally pumped that I have absolutely not a single personal issue to get in the way of doing this mission with you.
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#82
Posté 03 mars 2010 - 01:55
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Druss99 wrote...
Zaeed: Psst..Shepard..over here....ive something in my pocket just for you....put your hand in and grab it.
haha that was quite comical
#83
Posté 03 mars 2010 - 01:55
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Samara: Hmmm... maybe my daughter isn't all that bad...
Legion: Hey there, Shepard! What's happening?
Liara: Sure, I'll join you! I mean, Cerberus should be able to help me clear any flak from the Shadowbroker.
Shepard: Actually, I'll keep the station and just give it to the council.
Kelly: Let me know if you don't want to be bothered with pointless messages.
Tali: On second thought, nerve stimulation is a lot safer.
Miranda: let's not talk about my genes or my father.
Jacob: He's not even worth pulling the trigger. *BAM* Just kidding.
Thane: Turns out, I'm on my way to a full recovery.
Garrus: This is not like the good old times at all.
Jack: I think I'll wear a sweatshirt today...
Grunt: Where did I put that book I was reading?
Zaeed: Can you tell me some stories, Shepard? I might learn something.
Legion: Hey there, Shepard! What's happening?
Liara: Sure, I'll join you! I mean, Cerberus should be able to help me clear any flak from the Shadowbroker.
Shepard: Actually, I'll keep the station and just give it to the council.
Kelly: Let me know if you don't want to be bothered with pointless messages.
Tali: On second thought, nerve stimulation is a lot safer.
Miranda: let's not talk about my genes or my father.
Jacob: He's not even worth pulling the trigger. *BAM* Just kidding.
Thane: Turns out, I'm on my way to a full recovery.
Garrus: This is not like the good old times at all.
Jack: I think I'll wear a sweatshirt today...
Grunt: Where did I put that book I was reading?
Zaeed: Can you tell me some stories, Shepard? I might learn something.
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Posté 03 mars 2010 - 01:57
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Chronoflect99 wrote...
Samara: Hmmm... maybe my daughter isn't all that bad...
Legion: Hey there, Shepard! What's happening?
Liara: Sure, I'll join you! I mean, Cerberus should be able to help me clear any flak from the Shadowbroker.
Shepard: Actually, I'll keep the station and just give it to the council.
Kelly: Let me know if you don't want to be bothered with pointless messages.
Tali: On second thought, nerve stimulation is a lot safer.
Miranda: let's not talk about my genes or my father.
Jacob: He's not even worth pulling the trigger. *BAM* Just kidding.
Thane: Turns out, I'm on my way to a full recovery.
Garrus: This is not like the good old times at all.
Jack: I think I'll wear a sweatshirt today...
Grunt: Where did I put that book I was reading?
Zaeed: Can you tell me some stories, Shepard? I might learn something.
haha... captured the antithesis of the characters perfectly
#86
Posté 03 mars 2010 - 01:58
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I’m Commander Shepard and I need a vacation.
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Posté 03 mars 2010 - 01:59
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Kal'Reegar: "Tali."
Sovereign: "I am the vanguard of your happiness!" *vaporizes Turian councilor*
Sovereign: "I am the vanguard of your happiness!" *vaporizes Turian councilor*
#88
Posté 03 mars 2010 - 01:59
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JohnnyDollar wrote...
Is this directed at femshep or maleshep or either? lolDruss99 wrote...
Zaeed: Psst..Shepard..over here....ive something in my pocket just for you....put your hand in and grab it.
Lol who can tell with Zaeed?
I kinda got the impression he was almost blind and just wanders the normandy talking to random objects believing them to be Shepard. Which is why you cant have dialogue with him, he just gets upset and thinks he told you all this before, when infact he was talking to your model ship collection. He hasnt realised his helmet he likes to talk about is infact just a vacuum cleaner.
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Posté 03 mars 2010 - 01:59
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Posté 03 mars 2010 - 02:01
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Lines that ME characters would never say.
Liara: And when I find the Shadow Broker, I hit him with a biotic field so strong that what's left of his body will fit into a coffee cup.
#92
Posté 03 mars 2010 - 02:02
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Tali: Christ!! wat did i eat? Ive been baking air biscuits in here all day, anyone wanna open my suit and have a sniff? I swear ive had my ass section sealed since lunch time.
#93
Posté 03 mars 2010 - 02:03
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Jack: Shepard! I just baked the whole crew some cookies!
Thane: I make up past events to sound cool.
Grunt: Before I fight for you.....can we go to Build-a-Bear?
Mordin's Twitter Update: "Shepards banging the cheerleader lol."
Thane: I make up past events to sound cool.
Grunt: Before I fight for you.....can we go to Build-a-Bear?
Mordin's Twitter Update: "Shepards banging the cheerleader lol."
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Posté 03 mars 2010 - 02:05
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Miranda: That outfit is a little too revealing for my tastes.
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Posté 03 mars 2010 - 02:06
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Druss99 wrote...
Tali: Christ!! wat did i eat? Ive been baking air biscuits in here all day, anyone wanna open my suit and have a sniff? I swear ive had my ass section sealed since lunch time.
haha eww
#98
Posté 03 mars 2010 - 02:06
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Illusive Man: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking.
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Posté 03 mars 2010 - 02:07
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Shepard: Yeah Samara's powers are impressive. And hey, those headlights don't hurt either.
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Posté 03 mars 2010 - 02:07
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Rynozeros wrote...
Druss99 wrote...
Tali: Christ!! wat did i eat? Ive been baking air biscuits in here all day, anyone wanna open my suit and have a sniff? I swear ive had my ass section sealed since lunch time.
haha eww
You know you wanna sniff
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