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[JediHealerCosmin]

Shepard: "I need your help for a mission."

Anyone/Everyone: "Sure, let's go now!" 

[Predi1988]

MrFob wrote...

Shepard: OK, Conrad, I get it, you want to be the big badass. But the fact that you have REPLICA written down you combat armor...
[zoom on Conrads armor which has indeed REPLICA engraved on it]
--- and that I have N7 written on mine...
[zoom on Sheps armor with N7 logo on it]
... should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... F**k off!

(I can actually see that happening )

Hahaa, a Snatch quote reworked. I love that movie

[Nightwriter]

Turian Councilor: We have accepted these claims.

[Soviet Vodka]

A Krogan in any situation: "Dammit! I'm to tired to fight!"

[sporeian]

* after Horizon and meeting a mad (previously romanced) Ashley*

Shepard: Well screw you, I can survive

*later*

Shepard: *on floor and singing into a phone* AND I DON"T WANNA MISS A THING! *cries*

*cookie for the reference*

Modifié par sporeian, 18 octobre 2010 - 02:57 .

[MisterDyslexo]

sporeian wrote...

* after Horizon and meeting a mad (previously romanced) Ashley*

Shepard: Well screw you, I can survive

*later*

Shepard: *on floor and singing into a phone* AND I DON"T WANNA MISS A THING! *cries*

*cookie for the reference*

Dammit I know this
Oh well, your awesome for posting this. Made my day

[Blackbelt749]

sporeian wrote...

* after Horizon and meeting a mad (previously romanced) Ashley*

Shepard: Well screw you, I can survive

*later*

Shepard: *on floor and singing into a phone* AND I DON"T WANNA MISS A THING! *cries*

*cookie for the reference*

Blades of Glory? Will Ferrel?

[Schattenkeil]

x75flames wrote...


Maranda: Sheapard, I know my sister said I read your messages, but its a lie!

Shepard: That's so nice of you, Miri. I didn't read your communication with that dating service either. It's not like there was a file of you containing that kinda stuff on the Shadow Broker base.

[Schattenkeil]

Oh, how is this: We exist, because you allow it. We end, because you demand it!

[Schattenkeil]

BlueInkAlchemist wrote...

EDI: There are twelve models. I am number six.

Captain Bailey: "My name is Captain Bailey. I'm an officer in the Citadel Security. Whatever else I am, whatever else it means, that's the man I want to be. And if I die today, that's the man I'll be."

[jackkel dragon]

Schattenkeil wrote...

Oh, how is this: We exist, because you allow it. We end, because you demand it!

I can't believe I didn't say that first. I've been thinking that since I finished ME1!

You win. I can't say it was mine anymore.

[MisterDyslexo]

Legion (on his loyalty mission, while escaping after rewrite): You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile

[gamestress]

Miranda: on second thought, the captain's quarters are really comfy.

[gamestress]

Tali/Garrus: Did the research, no can do.

[The Almighty Ali]

Garrus: What the...?
Tali: This is incredible, We never though this planet had life.
Mordin: This is quite peculiar and required extensive study
Jacob: Commander, Why isn't he wearing pants?
Oghren: Hey, Blighters...Want a taste of this? *belch*

Modifié par The Almighty Ali, 19 octobre 2010 - 12:26 .