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[tropicalwave]

The Entire Crew: Thank god that is over, glad you are such a great leader Shepard. We should go hit Afterlife and celebrate.



Can we do anything for you?



Do you need anything? Is your cabin to your liking?



LI: Oh my Shepard that was great.

[Rynozeros]

Shepard: What's this area of the ship?

EDI: This is an airlock.

Shepard: What's that hissing noise?

EDI: I should go.

[Marilynn-22]

Druss99 wrote...

Zaeed: Psst..Shepard..over here....ive something in my pocket just for you....put your hand in and grab it.

i'd so put my hand in...

[Rynozeros]

Druss99 wrote...

Rynozeros wrote...

Druss99 wrote...

Tali: Christ!! wat did i eat? Ive been baking air biscuits in here all day, anyone wanna open my suit and have a sniff? I swear ive had my ass section sealed since lunch time.

haha eww

You know you wanna sniff .

I dont think Tali would stink, let alone fart.

[dipdunk]

Any Hanar: Shep! Mah homie! Hows they hangin dawg? You know me, the Jellyman's tentacles always busy. Listen, Jellyman gots to bounce. I got a date wit a two Asari and a tub a Rincol. PEACE!!!

[Big I]

Any Krogan: The genophage was a measured and justified response to our aggression.



Delan: Man, am I glad the Alliance cared enough to build defense towers to protect us. If only we'd got them working, maybe the rest of my friends would still be here.



EDI: Strange game. The only way to win is not to play.

[Druss99]

Garrus: *whispered* I see dead people.



Samara: I wish I hadnt given up my bra when I became a justicar, that was maybe....excessive.



Zaeed: Wanna talk about feelings?

[Rynozeros]

The Admiralty Board: Public Flotilla Notice. As of today Quarians no longer need to wear masks or environ suits. Rejoice!

[Druss99]

Rynozeros wrote...

Druss99 wrote...

Rynozeros wrote...

Druss99 wrote...

Tali: Christ!! wat did i eat? Ive been baking air biscuits in here all day, anyone wanna open my suit and have a sniff? I swear ive had my ass section sealed since lunch time.

haha eww

You know you wanna sniff .

I dont think Tali would stink, let alone fart.

Tali: Pull my finger.

[Ecael]

Shepard: HEY EVERYONE, THIS STORE TREATS EVERYONE EQUALLY AND FAIRLY WITHOUT REGARD TO FINANCIAL STATUS!

Modifié par Ecael, 03 mars 2010 - 02:21 .

[Druss99]

Shepard: Um Samara...um...the puppies are loose....again...



Samara: How embarrassing.



Shepard: It happens like 3 times a day, your STILL embarrassed?



Samara: Well...



Shepard: For godsake you spent the entire breifing bouncing them on the back of Tali's helmet.



Samara: They are magnificent though.



Shepard: Yeah...true...

[Alexadroid]

The Illusive Man: Please Shepard, call me Tim.

[Rynozeros]

Lia Vael: This Volus claims I stole his credit chit, I would like to file a report of slander.

Volus: I did not! I was simply walking by this clanless when I realised that I forgot my credit chit at Saronis Apps and I would pick it up later.

C-Sec: Well I should write you up for wasting an Officers time. As for you miss you are free to go and heres my card in case you need a little "help" on your Pilgramige. *wink wink*

[frokenscheim]

Wow, this thread got wrong fast.

[Chronoflect99]

frokenscheim wrote...

Wow, this thread got wrong fast.

Nah, seems about normal pace.

[ODST 3]

Tali: Check these out... [removes suit]

[dragonboy567]

Shep: Hey, instead of giving this Collector base to you i'm gonna give it to the Council.

[The_Awesome_Sloth]

Shepard: Miranda, Jack, would the both of you please stop ****ing and save me from choosing, i REALLY want this Noone Left Behind achievement.

[apotheosic]

Rynozeros wrote...

Shepard: What's this area of the ship?
EDI: This is an airlock.
Shepard: What's that hissing noise?
EDI: I should go.

OMG! best one on here!

Garrus: I'm done all those calibrations Shepard, you wanna go play with LEGOs or have a deep and meaningful conversation?

Shepard: Damn straight!

[Druss99]

At reaper battle when calling the hold the line team...



Thane: Thane here Shepard....what are you wearing?......take it off....