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[MikeFL25]

Shepard *on the SR2 intercom*: Hey everyone, I have a personal matter I would like to discuss...you know...maybe a loyalty mission you could all help me out with. I figured since I spent the last month helping you all, maybe I could ask for a favor, just this once? I'll be in my cabin if you want to talk.



*sits in cabin for hours, no one visits him*

[sliverofamoon]

Druss99 wrote...

At reaper battle when calling the hold the line team...

Thane: Thane here Shepard....what are you wearing?......take it off....

ROFL!

[Ecael]

Ambassador Udina: Well, what about Shepard? Earthborn, but no record of his family.

Captain Anderson: Doesn't have one. Learned to look out for himself.

Admiral Hackett: He saw his whole unit die on Akuze. He could have serious emotional scars.

Ambassador Udina: Is that the kind of person we want protecting the galaxy?

Captain Anderson: Not really.

Ambassador Udina: Moving on.

Ambassador Udina: Well, what about Verner? Earthborn, but living on the Citadel with his family...

[sliverofamoon]

Kaiden: I'm really not sorry, Shepard, but.....

[Krogan Face]

Shepard: but i dont wana save the galaxy..........

[9to82td]

Kelly: Shepard you have a new messages in the Ladies Bathroom.

[sliverofamoon]

Shepard to the Council: Are you all ****ing stupid?

[Alexadroid]

JohnnyDollar wrote...

ODST 3 wrote...

Tali: Check these out... [removes suit]

lol, that I would like to see.

I believe JohnnyDollar is refering to Tali's quads

[Rynozeros]

Shepard: Legion, why are you watching me shower.

Legion: No data.

Shepard: And why is the bathroom door locked?

Legion: Please hold still and remove that towel. We are trying to build consensus.

[Redem0]

"Yes, Mordin I only pet that Varren! what are you implying!"-Kelly



"My scars look more cool than your Shepard...if you were a girl you would try hit on me right now!"-Garrus



"I knew I should have made my move while he was drunk!"- Chakwas



"I'm not sure but I think a lot of people got issues with their relative on this ship"-Kelly

[Rynozeros]

Ecael wrote...

Ambassador Udina: Well, what about Shepard? Earthborn, but no record of his family.

Captain Anderson: Doesn't have one. Learned to look out for himself.

Admiral Hackett: He saw his whole unit die on Akuze. He could have serious emotional scars.

Ambassador Udina: Is that the kind of person we want protecting the galaxy?

Captain Anderson: Not really.

Ambassador Udina: Moving on.

Ambassador Udina: Well, what about Verner? Earthborn, but living on the Citadel with his family...

haha

[dipdunk]

Drill Sergeant: Listen up maggots. In the HEAT of BATTLE, you don't have time for some COMPUTER to DECIDE it wants to give you a FIRING SOLUTION!! So, if you see an enemy ship you damn well better FIRE AWAY!!! If you MISS, you FIRE AGAIN! It doesn't matter WHERE stray shots go. It's freakin' SPACE!!! What's it going to hit? NOTHING!!!

Recruit, if you see an enemy ship, you FIRE, FIRE, FIRE, and KEEP firing until EVERYBODY not flying Alliance colors is DUST!!!

[Druss99]

Shepard: Um why are we gonna do this in the engine room?

Miranda: I wet the bed.

Shepard: Well we could use my bed.

Miranda: I wet that too.

Shepard: How..

Miranda: Dont ask.

[Redem0]

Liara "What do you mean you killed the shadow broker !"

[AM50]

Druss99 wrote...

Shepard: Um why are we gonna do this in the engine room?
Miranda: I wet the bed.
Shepard: Well we could use my bed.
Miranda: I wet that too.
Shepard: How..
Miranda: Dont ask.

ROFL!

[lltoon]

Tali: GO FOR THE BALLS CHIKKITA! GO FOR THE BALLS!

Modifié par lltoon, 03 mars 2010 - 03:03 .

[Druss99]

Thane telling the tale of when he first saw his wife just after saying she jumped between him and his target...



Shepard: So what happened?

Thane: I shot the ****. Right in the face. You should have seen it, was fish bits everywhere.

[Redem0]

lltoon wrote...

Tali: GO FOR THE BALLS CHIKKITA! GO FOR THE BALLS!

Wrong thread she says that during her love scene with Shepard

[Rynozeros]

Druss99 wrote...

Thane telling the tale of when he first saw his wife just after saying she jumped between him and his target...

Shepard: So what happened?
Thane: I shot the ****. Right in the face. You should have seen it, was fish bits everywhere.

HAHAHAHAHA

[Rynozeros]

I'm Commander Shepard and this store is the worst piece of **** I've seen in my life and I've seen some pretty ****ed up ****. Trust me, I'm a spectre.

[Druss99]

Zaeed: Oh cankles....i love me some cankle.

[Druss99]

Rynozeros wrote...

Druss99 wrote...

Thane telling the tale of when he first saw his wife just after saying she jumped between him and his target...

Shepard: So what happened?
Thane: I shot the ****. Right in the face. You should have seen it, was fish bits everywhere.

HAHAHAHAHA

I think ive amused you enough dude its 3.20am, im outta here .

[Gs09GTR]

Garrus: Tali do you remember those talks we had on the elevators?

Tali:I loved those talks in the elevators! where did the elevators go anyway, I miss them...