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[Dusk1976]

Benezia: Do you have any idea what it is like to nurse a child for two decades? Without this corset, my breasts would be slapping my knees!

Rachni Queen: Your operas are made of fail.

Shepard: Harder, Grunt, harder!

Shepard: Who's your daddy, Liara?

EDI: I love feeling you inside me, Jeff.

Kelly: Don't worry. Mordin says the rash should clear up in a few weeks.

Ashley/Kaiden: You think being dead is a good enough reason not to contact me for two years?

Joker: Ever see those old vids of Robot Chicken? The writer was a genius.

Joker: Come back from the dead again and you'll be almost as tough as Buffy Summers.

[Ecael]

Conrad Verner: What if you signed me on as another Spectre?

Shepard: Conrad, I've been shot in the head many times. I think that's a great idea.

[Rynozeros]

Mordin: ... I am the very model of a Scientist Salarian.

Shepard: I've had enough of your cheery expressions. *punches mordin*

[x75flames]

LookingGlass93 wrote...
EDI: Strange game. The only way to win is not to play.

WarGames, tic-tac-toe!

[Ecael]

LookingGlass93 wrote...

EDI: Strange game. The only way to win is not to play.

How about a nice game of chess?

[Steve236]

Shepherd:KHAAAA.....i mean SAAAAREN!!!

[Rynozeros]

Shepard: Yes, EDI?

EDI: I should go.

Shepard: Logging you out EDI

[x75flames]

Ecael wrote...

LookingGlass93 wrote...

EDI: Strange game. The only way to win is not to play.

How about a nice game of chess?

If I beat you, do i win a cookie?

[sliverofamoon]

EDI: Commander, there is a transmission coming in from the council. You can take it in the Comm. Room.



*Shepard strolls to the Comm. Room.*



The Council, in a panic: Shepard! You were right! The Reapers have struck Earth, The Turian Homeworld, Salarian Homeworld, Asari Homeworld, and five of them are massing on the Citadel as we speak! Please, help! Come as fast as you can!



Shepard: EDI, remember that uncharted world you found, Rich with resources? Prep the Cryo-pods, fire up the maintenance mechs I programmed that are stored in the cargo bay, and set a course. We're all taking a long nap.



*Cuts communications link*

[Duncan1337]

Garrus: Quick Shepard!! We must save these hostages before we catch the criminal at large!!

[SilentAspire]

Ecael wrote...

Nihlus: 1500 is bad. Your captain will be pissed.

Joker: I love that guy.

Kaidan: Nihlus gave you an insult... so you love him?

This is win.

[Steve236]

*watching human getting melted* My milkshakes brings all the colonist to the yard,Damn right its better then yours! (god im so cheesy today)

[Brass_Buckles]

LadyShepard> So, Garrus, would you like to go out to dinner sometime, just you and me?

Garrus> I... No, Shepard. I have absolutely no respect for you, and the interspecies thing just won't work. Besides, I don't want to ruin our friendship.

LadyShepard> I never liked you anyway.



Mordin> Actually, wanted to talk. Medical matters. Learned that you are source of scale itch aboard Normandy. Believe you should be killed for mercy. Death by scale itch very slow and painful.

Shepard> Drat, you found me out.

[Ryoko]

Shepard: Oh my god Kaidan what is that greasy black lumpy thing on your head?!



Udina: I love you shepard, take me away!

[Marilynn-22]

Mordin: Shepard, wanted to talk, medical matters... Aware that mission is dangerous. Different species react differently to stress. Aware you come by a great deal. Have had other species become attracted to me before...So how about I take you right here. Right now

[jackkel dragon]

Udina: Shepard... I am your mother.

Shepard: NOO! That's literally not possible!

Udina: ...Would it surprise you if I was your father?

[Maginipowfire]

Tali: I hate ships.

[tropicalwave]

Anyone Shepard encounters: Well I. wait you aren't going to ask me a bunch of questions before agreeing?



(I just agreed to Garrus's loyalty mission without talking to him. He did his thing I said ok. I so wanted him to go what, you are just going to do it? Not questions? Are you feeling ok?)

[Nightwriter]

Liara: This is the first time we've seen each other in two years after we made love. Let's talk about it. Not about pointless sidequests.

Modifié par Nightwriter, 03 mars 2010 - 05:18 .

[-Skorpious-]

Garrus: Shepard, do you have a moment to talk? I hate calibrations.

Modifié par -Skorpious-, 03 mars 2010 - 05:08 .

[PMorgan18]

Miranda: Let me put a helmet on.

[Ecael]

SilentAspire wrote...

Ecael wrote...

Nihlus: 1500 is bad. Your captain will be pissed.

Joker: I love that guy.

Kaidan: Nihlus gave you an insult... so you love him?

This is win.

Joker: You forget to zip up your jumpsuit on the way out of the bathroom, that's bad. I just jumped us halfway across the galaxy into the heart of a brown dwarf, now that's despicable!

[Jackal904]

frokenscheim wrote...

The Council: You were right all along, Shepard. We apologize.

Lol. They will probably being saying that when they're getting **** on by a fleet of reapers in ME3 and begging Shepard for help.

Modifié par Jackal904, 03 mars 2010 - 02:42 .

[Brass_Buckles]

Turian Councilor> Ah yes, "Doubters." We have dismissed that claim. Of course there must be Reapers, Shepard. You have our full support.