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[aeetos21]

Shepard: We're running low on funds - crew salaries, upgrades, fuel, etcetera. You understand. It'd go a long way if you could help us financially.



Turian Councilor: Of course, anything we can do to help. As always the safety of the galaxy is our top concern.

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aeetos21 wrote...

Shepard: We're running low on funds - crew salaries, upgrades, fuel, etcetera. You understand. It'd go a long way if you could help us financially.

Turian Councilor: Of course, anything we can do to help. As always the safety of the galaxy is our top concern.

The councile wouldnt help a Cernures ship, just beacuse its privately owned.

[FearTheLiving]

"I'm hungry some cake sounds good." *Opens Fridge* "Damn it the cake was a lie!"

[no00dylan]

Thane (to Kolyat): Your Mom's a ****... I called her a ****, right infront of her ******.

[royceclemens]

JACOB: Such is my love, to thee I so belong, that for thy right myself will bear all wrong.



TALI: Yes, it's perfectly practical for a species with only three fingers on each hand to use pistols with the trigger ON THE FRONT of the butt of the gun. It's not like I'm supporting the weight of the the damn thing with my pinky or anything.



JACK: It's so cold everywhere I go. I wonder why that is...

[Stengahpolis]

Link Ashland 614 wrote...

Like the title says, post lines that  characters of Mass Effect series would never say.

Illusive Man: Hmm, I better buy some nicotine patchs.
Jack: I love kittens!

Joke's on you, Jack does love kittens.

Wrex: Wrex.

Kaidan/Ashley: I'm shocked that you are alive and angry that you are working for a known terrorist organization which we have fought in the past, but having served with you and having shared certain mutual experiences I'm confident you would not do so unless something larger was at stake. Therefore, although I am skeptical of your claim that the collectors are working for the reapers, we should part ways amicably, and I will devote such resources as I have to verifying the accuracy of your claims. When next we meet I hope my own duties do not prevent me from joining you.

Random Merc: Shepard is coming! Quick, get ready to fight him!
Other random mercs: Screw that, I'm going home.

Modifié par Stengahpolis, 03 mars 2010 - 02:27 .

[Pannamaslo]

JohnnyDollar wrote...

Rynozeros wrote...

Shepard: Legion, why are you watching me shower.
Legion: No data.
Shepard: And why is the bathroom door locked?
Legion: Please hold still and remove that towel. We are trying to build consensus.

That is a good one. 

LMFAO ^^^^ win

[Maginipowfire]

Tali: My father activated the geth for experiments.
Admiralty Board: It's ok, no biggie. You are pardoned. We just charged you for treason, because we missed you, and wanted you to come visit us. We love you Tali, give us a hug.

[SelphieSK]

Jack : Hey, Shepard --

Shepard : F*** OFF!

[gGs Dark Tide]

Jack: Enchantment?

[Druss99]

Zaeed: Oi Shepard, over here..........pull my finger

[Redem0]

Samara: I want to have your babies shepard



Morinth: You can't do that would be like mean and evil!

[milkabi]

Shepard: May be the Council is right.

[Deinonychus]

Grunt: Shepard.



Shepard: Grunt.

[Avissel]

Jack: Hey Shepard....pass me that sweater would ya?

[Redem0]

Morinth "Wow I didn't know you could have sex with someone without killing them! This is great why didn't someone told me that before!"





Shepard (in similar situation) "Wow the beacon on Eden prime really did protect my mind! why are you frowning"

[dheer]

Krogan Mercenary on Feros: [to the VI hologram] "You have no information? Well thanks anyway my friend. I'll just have to search for answers on my own."

Modifié par dheer, 03 mars 2010 - 04:02 .

[maikanix]

 Kelly: I don't feel any desire to be close to this new crew member.

[JRCHOharry]

EDI: I am the vanguard of your destruction!

[Redem0]

Wrex : "Thank to you Shepard I can finally accomplish my dream of making the largest all Krogan musical"



Any Salarians "This Elcor way too fast for us!"

[Funkcase]

Shepard: Im Comander Shepard and this is the worst store on the citadel.



Shepard: Want a endorsement from the guy who defeated Saren?

Shopkeeper: Didnt Saren shoot himself?

Shepard: Yes but i conv..

Shopkeeper: Fu** off!

Shepard: *crying*

[OptimusAlex]

Jenkins: Riiiiichard Jenkins! aaaaaahhhhhhhh!

[Mondo47]

Jack: "Miranda... maybe you're right. That I need..."

Wrex: "Two years Shepard! Two years! I would have walked into hell for you! Where were you? Why didn't you call? WHY DID YOU ABANDON US?"

Shep: "Oh Christ... is that you Garrus? Why the hell did Pressley have to be the one that died..."

Miranda: "You're right. I'm sorry."

Jacob: "Whoa... slow down, girl! Your first name isn't Kelly... is it?"

Samara: "Oh, alright... Embrace Eternity!"

Kelly: "Sorry, I'm flattered, Commander, but I'm married."

[Ryuukosusei]

Sovereign: Saren report to the cookie maker room.

[JRCHOharry]

Joker: Shepard, wanna wrestle?