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[BlueInkAlchemist]

EDI: There are twelve models. I am number six.

[AsheraII]

TIM: "Stay a while and listen"

[ArticBeaver]

Shepard : Stop following me around like a bunch of sheep!

[iamstryker]

Garrus:  She had reach, I had the flexability.

[Rynozeros]

Zaeed: I took a mission a while back, some Salarian bastard and his crew had hijacked a freighter. Spent a week trying to navigate the bloody thing. When I finally saw one of them he ran off and I gave chase. Only he led me into a room that locked itself once I was inside. For 3 months they periodically beat me and tortured me and did unspeakable things to my bum. I cried the whole way through. That was the day I oficially lost my badass card and became a woman.

[Cerrydd]

Miranda: Hey Samara, yours are fake too... right?

Mordin: If intended to try human, would try you. Let me know when I can come up to your cabin.

Grunt: I love ramen.

[jackkel dragon]

Saren: No! Sovereign needs me to bring back the Reapers!

Shepard: If he needs you, then not helping him would leave the Reapers stranded.

Saren: ...I never thought about it that way...



Saren: You have to listen to Shepard, Councilor! The Reapers are real!

Turian Councilor: Ah yes, "Reapers." The immortal race of sentient starships allegedly waiting in dark space. We have dismissed that claim.

Anderson: I can't believe that you're chasing a myth, Commander.

Shepard: I guess you're right... It's stupid. I'll listen to the Council and ignore the visions. (In secret, I will build a cloning facility to take over the Citadel!)

Saren: No! Shepard's gone rogue!

Asari Councilor: Shepard's our best non-agent...

[Politely]

"... I really appreciate the offer, Shepard, but it's my problem: I'll handle it."

-Anyone in the entire galaxy.

[Azint]

Shepard: I will stay.

Legion: Bite my shiny metal ass!

[Rynozeros]

Legion: So uh EDI. Wanna exchange data if you know what i mean? *flash flash*

[Daskworx]

Politely wrote...

"... I really appreciate the offer, Shepard, but it's my problem: I'll handle it."
-Anyone in the entire galaxy.

Lol!

[Redem0]

Tali: Where is my hello kitty suit!

[shoemy89]

Harbinger: IF I MUST DESTROY YOU SHEPARD, I-- I don't think I could do it... *sniff*

[Druss99]

Thane: Im dying Shepard.....haha gotcha!!

[XxXgunziXxX]

sheperd: samara can i gashmoygadied ur gaflavity with my googus (nudge nudge wink wink) giddy giddy

samara : u most certinly cansince i havent had a manfor more than 400 years ._.'''

[applehug]

Kaiden: I have a personality.

[Druss99]

Samara: I settled down once..took a mate...

Shepard: Giggedety

[Maestro975]

"I am the Great Cornholio, I need TP for my bunghole."

"Screw the Council, I'm going to my quarters to watch some porn."

"So, uhh... you like beefstick?"

"Don't make me put the smack down on yo alien ass, biatch."

"Stupid elevator, I'm taking the stairs."

"With all due respect, Tali, I don't even know what you look like under that mask. How do I know you don't look like Roger from American Dad?" (Tali-romance people, I mean NO disrespect, please don't flame me:innocent:)

Dr. Chakwas (wearing only a sleepshirt): "Shepard, let me show you what a woman of experience can do."

Joker: "You know what would make me fly better? Weed."

[Redem0]

Druss99 wrote...

Samara: I settled down once..took a mate...
Shepard: Giggedety

Shepard : Wanna do it again? or if you know it can just be for fun.. either way is fine with me

[Rynozeros]

Jacob: Yo dawg, we heard you like alien women, so we put a Tali in your cerberus built ship so you can get screwed while you get screwed.

[Druss99]

During reaper fight while contacting the second team for an update..



Garrus: WAAAAAAASSSSSSSSUUUPPP!!!!!

Shepard: WAAAAAASSSSSSUUUPPPP!!!!

[jackkel dragon]

Mordin: I have determined the source of scale-itch on the Normandy. *deep breath* It was me.

[midfield52]

Druss99 wrote...

Samara: I settled down once..took a mate...
Shepard: Giggedety

 I would die if shepard said that

[Druss99]

JohnnyDollar wrote...

Druss99 wrote...

During reaper fight while contacting the second team for an update..

Garrus: WAAAAAAASSSSSSSSUUUPPP!!!!!
Shepard: WAAAAAASSSSSSUUUPPPP!!!!

Yeah with their tongues hanging out about a foot.

Haha

Jacob: WAAAASSSSUUUPPP!!!
Shepard: Eugh....Jacob get off the line we need a status update!!
Jacob: Um sorry Commander..
Garrus: WAAAASSSUUUUPPPP!!!
Shepard: WAAASSSUUUUUPP!!!!
Jacob: WAAASSSUUPPPP!!!
Shepard: JACOB!!!! GO HOME!!!!