There are only 2 male humans, and neither of them are interesting at all. Jacob just doesn't do it for me and Zaeed is an old dude with a jacked up face...so I have come to the conclusion for why there is no hunky human man on my squad to fill the male equivalent gap of Miranda...
it's because maleshep is that hunky guy, which sucks considering he doesn't exist in my Mass Effect Universe. I'd totally be all over maleshep if he was a character in my crew. He's hot. But its like they didn't want another hunky human male taking the limelight away from Male Shepard so instead we get a ton of sexy human females and no hot human males...you know, so the maleshep won't feel awkward when he has to pull Miranda off of the hot vanguard in the port observation...
don't get me wrong, I love thane and he's super smexy, and this isn't really a romance thread at all, I just feel as a woman, that I'm getting the short end of the stick in terms of eye candy on the Normandy. The only other human male is Joker, who is adorable, but he can barely walk...that's not sexy. lol. Not to mention all the female aliens look hot while some the male characters are total, well, aliens...
anyways, my two cents





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