Remember when EPIC Said Gears 2 would have a better plot than Mass Effect?
#26
Posté 04 mars 2010 - 04:12
Cliffy B wouldn't know good story if it bit him on the ass.
#27
Posté 04 mars 2010 - 04:14
#28
Posté 04 mars 2010 - 04:26
#29
Posté 04 mars 2010 - 04:30
#30
Posté 04 mars 2010 - 04:32
Modifié par Akrylik, 04 mars 2010 - 04:32 .
#31
Posté 04 mars 2010 - 04:34
www.youtube.com/watch
Modifié par shinobi602, 04 mars 2010 - 04:34 .
#32
Posté 04 mars 2010 - 04:36
One day Marcus was in jail. and Dom was all liek, Marcus, this blows ass. ur free now. and Marcus was like, Dom lets killthe locusts because guns. and Dom was like yeab Marcus that ruls. here take lucost gun.
and then they ascaped.
then, a bridge fell down, and they ran to helicopter and escaped before a spider could ate htem.
then, Marcus meta hot chicks named Anya. and she sexed him in the helicoptr. they landed and it was owkwurd becuase kernel Hoffman was there and he was her father and he was all liek, Marcus, you give me 90$ fenis. and find the resonator. it knows the locust and we can lightbomb them with white stuff. and Marcus was like, no Hoffman i give you 110 dollars but i'm not doing this you.l
then, the next day, they found a col tran and Kim died because dodge ram sworded him through the chest. Marcus cried a manly tear. carmine also died somhow through the face hole. butmauybe he wasent actually dead.........
then they went around lookin for the resonatr but cuoldn't find it because they it becam dark. os the bats came out and started trying to chop them. they excaped to the new car and drove it to the undterground tunnels to actavate the resanator. then they kills som thern gards and escapd. but it didn't work somehow. but markus new that there was maps with his dads stuff.
they all went to marcuses dads home and found some sweet data computers about the tunnels. so they went back to hte train and put the computer on the bomb. but htejnn dodge rammm appeard and said FOR THE QUEEN and markus was like, ****, this is a hard of boss. and Dom was liek, no use the torkque bowq. and then it almost asploded but they jumped to a helicopter, and Hoffman was liek , Marcus, i like you. you can come to myhouse and drink ber
and he did.
end.
#33
Posté 04 mars 2010 - 04:36
#34
Posté 04 mars 2010 - 04:45
lol at Dodge RAAM.thegreateski wrote...
Gears of War 1One day Marcus was in jail. and Dom was all liek, Marcus, this blows ass. ur free now. and Marcus was like, Dom lets killthe locusts because guns. and Dom was like yeab Marcus that ruls. here take lucost gun.
and then they ascaped.
then, a bridge fell down, and they ran to helicopter and escaped before a spider could ate htem.
then, Marcus meta hot chicks named Anya. and she sexed him in the helicoptr. they landed and it was owkwurd becuase kernel Hoffman was there and he was her father and he was all liek, Marcus, you give me 90$ fenis. and find the resonator. it knows the locust and we can lightbomb them with white stuff. and Marcus was like, no Hoffman i give you 110 dollars but i'm not doing this you.l
then, the next day, they found a col tran and Kim died because dodge ram sworded him through the chest. Marcus cried a manly tear. carmine also died somhow through the face hole. butmauybe he wasent actually dead.........
then they went around lookin for the resonatr but cuoldn't find it because they it becam dark. os the bats came out and started trying to chop them. they excaped to the new car and drove it to the undterground tunnels to actavate the resanator. then they kills som thern gards and escapd. but it didn't work somehow. but markus new that there was maps with his dads stuff.
they all went to marcuses dads home and found some sweet data computers about the tunnels. so they went back to hte train and put the computer on the bomb. but htejnn dodge rammm appeard and said FOR THE QUEEN and markus was like, ****, this is a hard of boss. and Dom was liek, no use the torkque bowq. and then it almost asploded but they jumped to a helicopter, and Hoffman was liek , Marcus, i like you. you can come to myhouse and drink ber
and he did.
end.
Do 2 now.
Modifié par MyChemicalBromance, 04 mars 2010 - 04:46 .
#35
Posté 04 mars 2010 - 04:50
TheBlackBaron wrote...
Gears 2 was a good game and had a good enough story (about on par with Halo and Modern Warfare)...but comparing it to Mass Effect is like comparing high-quality spam to steak.
You are confusing story with character backgrounds.
Gears had as much a story as ME2, it just didnt' have the in depth get to know your team thing going on.
The main story in Gears was about as good as the kinda bad main story in ME2.
ME2 was much better for the interpersonal stories though.
#36
Posté 04 mars 2010 - 04:53
#37
Posté 04 mars 2010 - 04:55
thedoncarnage wrote...
Gears of War's plot can be summarized here!
WTF LMAOOOOO!!!!!
That was hilarious in a creepy kind of way
#39
Posté 04 mars 2010 - 05:03
Ah yes, "Gears of War 2's plot". We have dismissed those claims.
Great games in their own right, but no one in their right mind will play them looking for plot.
Modifié par Taranatar9, 04 mars 2010 - 05:03 .
#41
Posté 04 mars 2010 - 05:05
#42
Posté 04 mars 2010 - 05:16
thegreateski wrote...
Gears of War 1[...]
That was pretty awesome. I actually wouldn't be surprised if that were the original draft script for the game word for word.
#43
Posté 04 mars 2010 - 05:18
Kileyan wrote...
TheBlackBaron wrote...
Gears 2 was a good game and had a good enough story (about on par with Halo and Modern Warfare)...but comparing it to Mass Effect is like comparing high-quality spam to steak.
You are confusing story with character backgrounds.
Gears had as much a story as ME2, it just didnt' have the in depth get to know your team thing going on.
The main story in Gears was about as good as the kinda bad main story in ME2.
ME2 was much better for the interpersonal stories though.
Uh, no, I'm not. Characters and plot are both equal parts of a story.
Modifié par TheBlackBaron, 04 mars 2010 - 05:19 .
#44
Posté 04 mars 2010 - 06:24
#45
Posté 04 mars 2010 - 06:41
thedoncarnage wrote...
Gears of War's plot can be summarized here!
Actually here is the plot synopsis for Gears of war 2. Really shows the story in a new positive light.
Modifié par condiments1, 04 mars 2010 - 06:43 .
#46
Posté 04 mars 2010 - 06:45
#47
Posté 04 mars 2010 - 06:45
Mox Ruuga wrote...
Their plot is probably superior to ME2 tho.
Now you don't really believe that.
I mean come on, double-bladed chainsaw/ Predator Locust/ GIANT WORM! beats out Terminator Reaper.
The real tragedy is that the most likeable character in the Gears franchise is Carmine(s) and they keep killing him off.
Modifié par InvaderErl, 04 mars 2010 - 06:46 .
#48
Posté 04 mars 2010 - 06:47
#49
Posté 04 mars 2010 - 06:49
I mean it's alright, I enjoy it. I like the universe they built in it. I'm very interested to see where the Locust Horde came from and their connections to humans (Locust queen anyone?).
#50
Posté 04 mars 2010 - 06:50
I was just dumbfounded that they were THAT stupid.
Modifié par InvaderErl, 04 mars 2010 - 06:50 .





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