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Yakko77

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gmartin40 wrote...

John McCain is the shadow broker. He is trying to manipulate the internet and make everyone vote for him next presidency.


Pft.  McCain can't hold a candle to Cheney and I mean that in a good way!  LOL!!!!

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So if Liara is the SB then her morning routine would be

i) Look at the mirror angrily

ii) Tell herself in the mirror "I'm coming for you and you have nowhere to hide!"

iii) Give Nyxeris orders as the shadow broker in the morning

iv) Give Nyxeris orders as Liara in the afternoon.

v) Put 2 phones in her office so she can call the shadow broker in the evening and answer Liara's call using the second phone,



Nah too much work, SB is the Consort.

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Avina

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The Angry One wrote...
Ah comics are boring unless they're being reviewed by Linkara.


Eh, Linkara's reviews are getting stale. Theme song is still catchy as hell, though...

Anyway, I doubt the SB is Feron, that wouldn't make a lick of sense. Why would he be trying to impede his own deal? :huh:

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Onyx Jaguar

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Watch instead of Kurt Russel the SB will be an Asari played by Patrick Stewart who will be the Ganondorf of the Asari

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Onyx Jaguar wrote...

Watch instead of Kurt Russel the SB will be an Asari played by Patrick Stewart who will be the Ganondorf of the Asari


Well at least he wouldn't need a haircut for the role....

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Bill Hooks

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What about Aria? She seems . . . shadowy.

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DaKroganKillla

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You're all wrong. SB is Blasto. Liara is royally ****ed no matter how much information she gathers.

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KPnuts123

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Chuck Norris is the Shadow Broker. He's just biding his time before kicking Liara's ass

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Feron's not the shadow broker because Feron is who Liara is looking for in ME2...who she's trying to 'save' from the Shadow Broker...

Modifié par Soma Holiday, 05 mars 2010 - 05:42 .


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The Angry One

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Soma Holiday wrote...

Feron's not the shadow broker because Feron is who Liara is looking for in ME2...


But Liara is looking for the Shadow Broker.

Dun dun dun!

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Tyreal42a

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Urz the varren is the shadow broker. It seemed a bit too convenient he would follow you around and listen to your plans so easily. Hmmm.....

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KPnuts123 wrote...

Chuck Norris is the Shadow Broker. He's just biding his time before kicking Liara's ass


Thank you.

You and I against all these Kurt Russel pansies!

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frokenscheim

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The Consort is the Shadow Broker

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Srslydude01

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A random volus!

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Onyx Jaguar

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Yakko77 wrote...

KPnuts123 wrote...

Chuck Norris is the Shadow Broker. He's just biding his time before kicking Liara's ass


Thank you.

You and I against all these Kurt Russel pansies!


LIES!

Chuck Norris may be able to pull of the pink sweater look while performing martial arts but in no way could he infiltrate a harem like Jack Burton!

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The Angry One wrote...

I am the Shadow Broker.
Give me your ice cream.


NEVER!

Modifié par Krimson_Wolf, 05 mars 2010 - 05:56 .


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shoemy89

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The turian bartender in Darkstar is the Shadow Broker.



He's just hiding all his knowledge by claiming to know nothing about current events when you ask him about it. So obvious.

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Yakko77

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Krimson_Wolf wrote...

The Angry One wrote...

I am the Shadow Broker.
Give me your ice cream.


NEVER!


I'll fight for my chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream to the death!!!!!!!

:ph34r:

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The Angry One

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I'm sorry, but if you don't give me your ice cream I will sell your body to the Collectors.

If however you do give me the ice cream, I will sell your body to the Collectors.



.. hey I'm the Shadow Broker remember? I'm a douche.

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I'd be dissapointed if the shadowbroker was some new character, it should be someone that we've met or seen in the game.

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Computron2000 wrote...




So if Liara is the SB then her morning routine would be
i) Look at the mirror angrily
ii) Tell herself in the mirror "I'm coming for you and you have nowhere to hide!"
iii) Give Nyxeris orders as the shadow broker in the morning
iv) Give Nyxeris orders as Liara in the afternoon.
v) Put 2 phones in her office so she can call the shadow broker in the evening and answer Liara's call using the second phone,

Nah too much work, SB is the Consort.


Tsk, tsk, tsk, haven't you ever seen the movie Fight Club? :ph34r:
Hehe, just like the Narrator, Liara was very lonely. Tyler started appearing back then already, you even get the clues! Just delay rescuing her from Therum. Then she joined the support group called "Shepard's Team", after that didn't work, she started looking for other support groups, until she finally found the ultimate group in which you can know the secrets of all people (aka "Information Broker Club"). But what she doesn't know is that she was always leading that group.
Now Liara is hunting Tyler (Shadow Broker) without knowing she really is Tyler! :bandit:
Nyxeris didn't want her dead, she just followed Tyler's orders who wanted to get her of the track.

So, you got everything right except for the first and the second entry, she doesn't need a mirror!

How's that for a theory? :blink:

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Qario wrote...

I'd be dissapointed if the shadowbroker was some new character, it should be someone that we've met or seen in the game.


you already have met the SB.. twice, and  decked her twice ( possably ) , she is none other then khalisah al-jilani.

she was so torked off at the frist beating she wanted to sell you to the collectors ! :?

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JJDrakken

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Kurt Russel is the man period, hell even Chuck Norris has admitted he think the guy is a great actor & a tough cookie



JJ

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shoemy89

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Silthalis wrote...

Qario wrote...

I'd be dissapointed if the shadowbroker was some new character, it should be someone that we've met or seen in the game.


you already have met the SB.. twice, and  decked her twice ( possably ) , she is none other then khalisah al-jilani.

she was so torked off at the frist beating she wanted to sell you to the collectors ! :?

...If that's the case, what will she do now that she's been punched again?

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