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Totally wonderful game idea that Bioware should make.


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Mr Mxyzptlk

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I have a totally wonderful game idea for Bioware, since we all know that everyone plays Bioware games for the simulated sex scenes I think Bioware should cut out the middle man and make that the focus of their game. I think there next game should be a teen sex romp set in highschools where you and your buddies are always trying to get some.

Think about it, they could have classes like Jock who is the combat specialist

Nerd who is the tech specialist

And Bong smoking hippy who is the uh getting high and wasted specialist.

The whole point of the game is to get your characters laid and get into general mischief and to ****** off the evil school dean.

So what do you think? Brilliant idea of what?

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Noilly Prat

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Probably, but I'm not holding my breath, personally.

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AntiChri5

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I hate this troll.

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Seagloom

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This has given me an idea...



There should be a BioWare remake of Maniac Mansion. :P

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lordpaulakoski

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porn rpg to the sexbox

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You fail.

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Mr Mxyzptlk wrote...

I have a totally wonderful game idea for Bioware, since we all know that everyone plays Bioware games for the simulated sex scenes I think Bioware should cut out the middle man and make that the focus of their game. I think there next game should be a teen sex romp set in highschools where you and your buddies are always trying to get some.

Think about it, they could have classes like Jock who is the combat specialist

Nerd who is the tech specialist

And Bong smoking hippy who is the uh getting high and wasted specialist.

The whole point of the game is to get your characters laid and get into general mischief and to ****** off the evil school dean.

So what do you think? Brilliant idea of what?


sooooo... a high school version of Leisure Suit Larry?

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Who removed my pic? Just wondering... But well, it was spam anyway... Even though, I humbly ask for this person to share the secret behind this awesome power of editing other people's post! :P



It suited the situation though... Come on, this topic just IS fail.

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Seagloom

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It was most likely a moderator. Judging by the ninja emoticons I'd say Mr. Woo was involved. I'm surprised he didn't lock this thread outright if it was him though. XD

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AntiChri5

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Seagloom wrote...

It was most likely a moderator. Judging by the ninja emoticons I'd say Mr. Woo was involved. I'm surprised he didn't lock this thread outright if it was him though. XD


definatley should have.

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this game idea is right up there with stabbing one's self in the face, at least as far as good ideas go.

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Sounds like those dating sims you see on newgrounds....



Er, not that I ever played those..



Nope..

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Mr Mxyzptlk

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What I thought you Bioware fans only really cared about the romance sub plots in games, going by all the topics on these forums this game should be a genius idea and should be applauded by all of you lovesick fools.



This game is all about cutting out the middle man and focusing on sex, isnt that what you want?

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There is too much focus on sex and sexuality in our society already. The last thing we need is for pornography to invade the game industry.

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It already has done Tipperton, but if your so against a natural act (unlike death and murder)m maybe you should stop looking at all forms of media?

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TippertonThistledown wrote...

There is too much focus on sex and sexuality in our society already. The last thing we need is for pornography to invade the game industry.

I take it you missed Lula games? :P

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they should make a jeffrey dahmer rpg. lots of sex and love in that kind of storyline

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wow that sounds like the stupidest game ever

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Let's done down the nastiness, please.

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Mr Mxyzptlk

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See Mr Woo likes my idea.

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Argh!!! You yourself sound more like an obsessed person!!! And NO I DO NOT JUST PLAY GAMES FOR ROMANCES!!! It's nice to be able to let your PC romance other NPC's, but it's just a side feature! I play games mostly because of the story, the characters and the overall feel of fantasy. Jeez, if you want sex so badly, go look for porn on the internet or for some underrated sim games!!!



Sorry if I sounded rude just now, but sex isn't just a major factor that makes a game good. And I do not have the impression mister Woo supports your idea. Get a grip on yourself, gawddammit.

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Mr Mxyzptlk

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Your just mad that Bioware is making my totally wicked game idea and that you diddnt think of it first.



I think that this game could be RPG of the year if not GOTY and it seems that all of the staff at Bioware agree with me.

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Ivandra Ceruden wrote...

Argh!!! You yourself sound more like an obsessed person!!! And NO I DO NOT JUST PLAY GAMES FOR ROMANCES!!! It's nice to be able to let your PC romance other NPC's, but it's just a side feature! I play games mostly because of the story, the characters and the overall feel of fantasy. Jeez, if you want sex so badly, go look for porn on the internet or for some underrated sim games!!!

Sorry if I sounded rude just now, but sex isn't just a major factor that makes a game good. And I do not have the impression mister Woo supports your idea. Get a grip on yourself, gawddammit.

That scared me... seriously. But well said!

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Woo dint just lock this?



Dammit man your slipping!



The OP is just a troll, look at the other topics he has created.