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[stillnotking]

scyphozoa wrote...

i sent the illusive man into the fade to save the water dragon

Me too, but I could never get him past the Sith/Flaming Fist ambush.

[Speakeasy13]

So the moral of the ME story is - in the future even the hero of all humanity and the illusive leader of a galaxy-wide terrorist organization will not use a condom when having sex?

[CherryColaLola]

Speakeasy13 wrote...

So the moral of the ME story is - in the future even the hero of all humanity and the illusive leader of a galaxy-wide terrorist organization will not use a condom when having sex?

I wasn't paying close enough attention but there was a paragon heroic dialogue interrupt that was something like "Put a condom on the Elusive penis."

The Renegade option was something like, "Hide the condoms, get a piece of that unlimited resources in child support."

It's an epic romance.

[Lambu1]

[WarChicken78]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA! Nice!

[Ray Joel Oh]

He's the Illusive Man, not the Elusive Man. Though he could be described as both.

[Llandaryn]

CherryColaLola wrote...

So this play through I stayed away from renegade options and signed up with Cerberus all gung-ho, was careful to only say nice things to the Elusive man and it finally paid off!

So sometime after Grunt's loyalty mission I get a message from Kelly that a shuttle arrived and I have a guest in my room.  BAM!  Elusive Man, face to face, finally!  There's some minor dialogue and he starts dancing, I think they just used the same dance animations they uised for Kelly cept Elusive man is in a Speedo and smoking a cig the whole dance.

We finally get it on, what can I say, I'm attrcted to power.  I'm all happy thinking I finally got what I want and then bam, CREDITS.  END MUSIC.

Epilogue something about getting pregnant and having to return with Elusive Man, heavy with his child. I think Kelly takes over Normandy.

Wierd ending, kinda disapointed.  I don't want to be preggers in ME3!

Too much realism for me Bioware. 

He told me I was the only one.

Bastard.

[The Governator]

CherryColaLola wrote...

So this play through I stayed away from renegade options and signed up with Cerberus all gung-ho, was careful to only say nice things to the Elusive man and it finally paid off!

So sometime after Grunt's loyalty mission I get a message from Kelly that a shuttle arrived and I have a guest in my room.  BAM!  Elusive Man, face to face, finally!  There's some minor dialogue and he starts dancing, I think they just used the same dance animations they uised for Kelly cept Elusive man is in a Speedo and smoking a cig the whole dance.

We finally get it on, what can I say, I'm attrcted to power.  I'm all happy thinking I finally got what I want and then bam, CREDITS.  END MUSIC.

Epilogue something about getting pregnant and having to return with Elusive Man, heavy with his child. I think Kelly takes over Normandy.

Wierd ending, kinda disapointed.  I don't want to be preggers in ME3!

Too much realism for me Bioware. 

Whoa!  You ain't screwing with us, are you?

[CherryColaLola]

Ray Joel Oh wrote...

He's the Illusive Man, not the Elusive Man. Though he could be described as both.

He's Illusory and also elusive.   

[Jarcander]

kraidy1117 wrote...

Sauronych wrote...

But were there any griffons?

No, they all died out.

I won't listen to this story if there are no griffons.

[CherryColaLola]

The Governator wrote...

CherryColaLola wrote...

So this play through I stayed away from renegade options and signed up with Cerberus all gung-ho, was careful to only say nice things to the Elusive man and it finally paid off!

So sometime after Grunt's loyalty mission I get a message from Kelly that a shuttle arrived and I have a guest in my room.  BAM!  Elusive Man, face to face, finally!  There's some minor dialogue and he starts dancing, I think they just used the same dance animations they uised for Kelly cept Elusive man is in a Speedo and smoking a cig the whole dance.

We finally get it on, what can I say, I'm attrcted to power.  I'm all happy thinking I finally got what I want and then bam, CREDITS.  END MUSIC.

Epilogue something about getting pregnant and having to return with Elusive Man, heavy with his child. I think Kelly takes over Normandy.

Wierd ending, kinda disapointed.  I don't want to be preggers in ME3!

Too much realism for me Bioware. 

Whoa!  You ain't screwing with us, are you?

Seriously!

The ending cinematic I got with the Illusive Mans romance was my Shepard, lying on her back on some OB GYN table in Dr. Chakwas office, distended basketball belly sticking way out, legs up in the stirrups, getting a pelvic exam.

It really wigged me out.

[Merilsell]

He tried it with me too D:



TIM: "Have you ever licked a lamppost in winter?" *waggles eyebrows*



Me: o.O "Err...gotta go .... "



Glad I was fast enough to escape...

[Isaantia]

Ray Joel Oh wrote...

He's the Illusive Man, not the Elusive Man. Though he could be described as both.

He becomes Elusive when the court sends over the demands for child support.

[CherryColaLola]

Jarcander wrote...

kraidy1117 wrote...

Sauronych wrote...

But were there any griffons?

No, they all died out.

I won't listen to this story if there are no griffons.

There are Griffons later, after the Labor and Birth mission.

[Darth_Griffin]

CherryColaLola wrote...

Jarcander wrote...

kraidy1117 wrote...

Sauronych wrote...

But were there any griffons?

No, they all died out.

I won't listen to this story if there are no griffons.

There are Griffons later, after the Labor and Birth mission.

*points to name* a bit of a misspelling, but jolly good.

[CherryColaLola]

Darth_Griffin wrote...

CherryColaLola wrote...

Jarcander wrote...

kraidy1117 wrote...

Sauronych wrote...

But were there any griffons?

No, they all died out.

I won't listen to this story if there are no griffons.

There are Griffons later, after the Labor and Birth mission.

*points to name* a bit of a misspelling, but jolly good.

Welcome to our thread Mr. Griffin.   See, Griffins showed up!

[Hk47sPappy]

But of course, the Illusive Child is really Darth Revan. And so he and the griffons fly through the skies after having a threesome with Dawn Star and Silk Fox to destroy the Reapenator Larva.



"He'll be back!!"

[Darth_Griffin]

CherryColaLola wrote...

So this play through I stayed away from renegade options and signed up with Cerberus all gung-ho, was careful to only say nice things to the Elusive man and it finally paid off!

So sometime after Grunt's loyalty mission I get a message from Kelly that a shuttle arrived and I have a guest in my room.  BAM!  Elusive Man, face to face, finally!  There's some minor dialogue and he starts dancing, I think they just used the same dance animations they uised for Kelly cept Elusive man is in a Speedo and smoking a cig the whole dance.

We finally get it on, what can I say, I'm attrcted to power.  I'm all happy thinking I finally got what I want and then bam, CREDITS.  END MUSIC.

Epilogue something about getting pregnant and having to return with Elusive Man, heavy with his child. I think Kelly takes over Normandy.

Wierd ending, kinda disapointed.  I don't want to be preggers in ME3!

Too much realism for me Bioware. 

Internet rule #11. You must have pictures to prove your statement.

[Jax Sparrow]

Cutlass Jack wrote...  If there's no Griffons in this story, I don't want to hear it.

Q.4T. No Griffons? didn't happen. Though I would have named the kid Timmy.

Modifié par Jax Sparrow, 09 mars 2010 - 03:26 .

[Highdragonslayer]

I dont know what to make of this, organic life is disgusting.

[DaeJi]

Hmmm... I believe the OP. Honest face.

[MyChemicalBromance]

ILLUSIVE

[CrookedAsylum]

Holy Jesus...

Imagine is someone spliced the genes of Carmine Sandiago, Waldo, and the Illusive Man together to form a baby...