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[Sunnie]

There is no spoon...

[CrookedAsylum]

And the cake is a lie...

[eternalnightmare13]

DragonFire6464 wrote...

I do not know wether to believe you or not.

Really?!  ....Reallly?!...

[Darth_Griffin]

CrookedAsylum wrote...

Holy Jesus...
Imagine is someone spliced the genes of Carmine Sandiago, Waldo, and the Illusive Man together to form a baby...

..........I'm scared now.

[PARAGON87]

[walks in]



Oh yeah, it's a troll thread.



[walks out]

[CherryColaLola]

MyChemicalBromance wrote...

ILLUSIVE

Allusive! 

[Soahfreako]

Ew.

[Grifman1]

Of course we know what will happen . . . Shepard will die, the child will be sent into hiding until his/her time to come forth, and they will then meet Illusive Man in battle and he will say, "I am . . . your father!"

[Thompson family]

Does the baby have his daddy's eyes?

[CherryColaLola]

Thompson family wrote...

Does the baby have his daddy's eyes?

I'll get a good look at Illusive Baby's face in the next mission, Nursing and Burping Time with a side quest of Diaper Change.  I'll get screen shots.

[SnakeHelah]

Woah, *brain-stormed*

[CrookedAsylum]

Darth_Griffin wrote...

CrookedAsylum wrote...

Holy Jesus...
Imagine is someone spliced the genes of Carmine Sandiago, Waldo, and the Illusive Man together to form a baby...

..........I'm scared now.

Illusive Waldo Sandiago is the main villian of ME3. Just watch...

[sumof all fear]

Darth_Griffin wrote...

CrookedAsylum wrote...

Holy Jesus...
Imagine is someone spliced the genes of Carmine Sandiago, Waldo, and the Illusive Man together to form a baby...

..........I'm scared now.

You forgot Gman, gotta have the supernatural hide and go seek player with no knowledge of how a sentence works.

[CrookedAsylum]

sumof all fear wrote...

Darth_Griffin wrote...

CrookedAsylum wrote...

Holy Jesus...
Imagine is someone spliced the genes of Carmine Sandiago, Waldo, and the Illusive Man together to form a baby...

..........I'm scared now.

You forgot Gman, gotta have the supernatural hide and go seek player with no knowledge of how a sentence works.

Speak like Yoda must?

[Tennyochan]

the baby is a reaper

[Tooneyman]

Boring!

[CrookedAsylum]

Your face is boring.

[Andorfiend]

Thompson family wrote...

Does the baby have his daddy's eyes?

That would be creepy. Especially when he goes over to the dark side of the closed fist and starts dating Bhelen. Brrrr.

[heretica]

The Ilusive Man makes me think of Hugh Hefner.

With some Cerberus supporters. The Miranda thing was a cover:

[imghttp://www.stockpicksexpert.com/Data/Sites/1/Stock%20Picks%20Expert/The%20Leader%20In%20You/Hugh%20Hefner/Hugh-Hefner-Playboy-girls.jpg[/img] 

[Llandaryn]

Sunnie22 wrote...

There is no spoon...

The frog is superior to the spoon.

[Marilynn-22]

OP made my day XD

[Amethyst Deceiver]

CherryColaLola wrote...

So this play through I stayed away from renegade options and signed up with Cerberus all gung-ho, was careful to only say nice things to the Elusive man and it finally paid off!

So sometime after Grunt's loyalty mission I get a message from Kelly that a shuttle arrived and I have a guest in my room.  BAM!  Elusive Man, face to face, finally!  There's some minor dialogue and he starts dancing, I think they just used the same dance animations they uised for Kelly cept Elusive man is in a Speedo and smoking a cig the whole dance.

We finally get it on, what can I say, I'm attrcted to power.  I'm all happy thinking I finally got what I want and then bam, CREDITS.  END MUSIC.

Epilogue something about getting pregnant and having to return with Elusive Man, heavy with his child. I think Kelly takes over Normandy.

Wierd ending, kinda disapointed.  I don't want to be preggers in ME3!

Too much realism for me Bioware. 

LMFAO.

well, you can always throw yourself down a flight of stairs. should solve the prego problem

[Haasth]

We are building consensus, please try again later.

[CherryColaLola]

Marilynn-22 wrote...

OP made my day XD

That was the idea.  

[Onyx Jaguar]

Sunnie22 wrote...

There is no spoon...

Its a space station!












Wait that doesn't make sense, wonder why that came to mind