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[SweetiePea]

Isaantia wrote...

Ray Joel Oh wrote...

He's the Illusive Man, not the Elusive Man. Though he could be described as both.

He becomes Elusive when the court sends over the demands for child support.

Between the OP and this, all I have to say is:

WIN!!

[CherryColaLola]

PARAGON87 wrote...

[walks in]

Oh yeah, it's a troll thread.

[walks out]

Oh please, for the amount of resources Illusive Man has you'd totally have a bromance with him, don't deny.

[Onyx Jaguar]

CherryColaLola wrote...

PARAGON87 wrote...

[walks in]

Oh yeah, it's a troll thread.

[walks out]

Oh please, for the amount of resources Illusive Man has you'd totally have a bromance with him, don't deny.

Damn straight, more than a bromance actually.

[CherryColaLola]

LOL!!!



He's got a wallet so thick it can spread anyones legs.

[Darth_Griffin]

CherryColaLola wrote...

LOL!!!

He's got a wallet so thick it can spread anyones legs.

I've always wanted one of those.

[CherryColaLola]

Darth_Griffin wrote...

CherryColaLola wrote...

LOL!!!

He's got a wallet so thick it can spread anyones legs.

I've always wanted one of those.

I know right?  Illusive Man is the most obvious romance option Bioware, make it so!

[CherryColaLola]

*bump*



Bumping until I get child support form Illusive Man. Illusive Baby deserves better than this Bioware!

[Llandaryn]

Circle-Square-Triangle, Bumping things tends to get them locked.

[Tamyn]

CrookedAsylum wrote...
 Carmine Sandiago

Is that Carmen Sandiego's Italian cousin?

[CherryColaLola]

Llandaryn wrote...

Circle-Square-Triangle, Bumping things tends to get them locked.

Nope, it's oval-trapezoid-rhomboid.

But you're right, bumping is lame. I'll instead cleverly disguise my bumps by responding to any nitwits that post on the thread.  Good thinking!

[CrookedAsylum]

Tamyn wrote...

CrookedAsylum wrote...
 Carmine Sandiago

Is that Carmen Sandiego's Italian cousin?

Nope, it's Carmen in an Alternate Universe.

[lovely jubley]

"Illusive man. I'm pregnant." .................... uuuuhhhhhhh sorry im running some calibrations.

[GethHead]

Onyx Jaguar wrote...

Woah

*blows mind*

 That.... is the only appropriate response to this thread.

[The Happy One]

The Illusive Man lost his virginity AND knocked a girl up? Poor bastard...

[Aradace]

CherryColaLola wrote...

So this play through I stayed away from renegade options and signed up with Cerberus all gung-ho, was careful to only say nice things to the Elusive man and it finally paid off!

So sometime after Grunt's loyalty mission I get a message from Kelly that a shuttle arrived and I have a guest in my room.  BAM!  Elusive Man, face to face, finally!  There's some minor dialogue and he starts dancing, I think they just used the same dance animations they uised for Kelly cept Elusive man is in a Speedo and smoking a cig the whole dance.

We finally get it on, what can I say, I'm attrcted to power.  I'm all happy thinking I finally got what I want and then bam, CREDITS.  END MUSIC.

Epilogue something about getting pregnant and having to return with Elusive Man, heavy with his child. I think Kelly takes over Normandy.

Wierd ending, kinda disapointed.  I don't want to be preggers in ME3!

Too much realism for me Bioware. 

That's a vivid imagination you have there....Anyone who actually falls for this is a complete and utter moron .  Personally, I dont understand this kind of trolling.  It's pointless.

[kmcd5722]

I hope we are presuming the OP played as femshep...

[slackbheep]

kmcd5722 wrote...

I hope we are presuming the OP played as femshep...

No. You really should have asked about those additions when you woke up, kid.

[kmcd5722]

slackbheep wrote...

kmcd5722 wrote...

I hope we are presuming the OP played as femshep...

No. You really should have asked about those additions when you woke up, kid.

god...DAMNIT.

[CherryColaLola]

Aradace wrote...

CherryColaLola wrote...

So this play through I stayed away from renegade options and signed up with Cerberus all gung-ho, was careful to only say nice things to the Elusive man and it finally paid off!

So sometime after Grunt's loyalty mission I get a message from Kelly that a shuttle arrived and I have a guest in my room.  BAM!  Elusive Man, face to face, finally!  There's some minor dialogue and he starts dancing, I think they just used the same dance animations they uised for Kelly cept Elusive man is in a Speedo and smoking a cig the whole dance.

We finally get it on, what can I say, I'm attrcted to power.  I'm all happy thinking I finally got what I want and then bam, CREDITS.  END MUSIC.

Epilogue something about getting pregnant and having to return with Elusive Man, heavy with his child. I think Kelly takes over Normandy.

Wierd ending, kinda disapointed.  I don't want to be preggers in ME3!

Too much realism for me Bioware. 

That's a vivid imagination you have there....Anyone who actually falls for this is a complete and utter moron .  Personally, I dont understand this kind of trolling.  It's pointless.

I do it because undoubtedly there will be someone like you that will be annoyed with it.  Pointless?  Hardly!  I've had some great laughs throughout this thread, people are bringing the funny.  

[GethHead]

Aradace wrote...

CherryColaLola wrote...

So this play through I stayed away from renegade options and signed up with Cerberus all gung-ho, was careful to only say nice things to the Elusive man and it finally paid off!

So sometime after Grunt's loyalty mission I get a message from Kelly that a shuttle arrived and I have a guest in my room.  BAM!  Elusive Man, face to face, finally!  There's some minor dialogue and he starts dancing, I think they just used the same dance animations they uised for Kelly cept Elusive man is in a Speedo and smoking a cig the whole dance.

We finally get it on, what can I say, I'm attrcted to power.  I'm all happy thinking I finally got what I want and then bam, CREDITS.  END MUSIC.

Epilogue something about getting pregnant and having to return with Elusive Man, heavy with his child. I think Kelly takes over Normandy.

Wierd ending, kinda disapointed.  I don't want to be preggers in ME3!

Too much realism for me Bioware. 

That's a vivid imagination you have there....Anyone who actually falls for this is a complete and utter moron .  Personally, I dont understand this kind of trolling.  It's pointless.

Nobody fell for it. I see it as a joke not trolling. I think we all get that it's a joke. If someone doesnt get that, and really DOES think this happens in the game, then I might consider them for moron status. In a purely good natured way.  People have believed worse things.

[CherryColaLola]

Thanks GethHead, yea, I saw it as a harmless joke. But Bioware should patch the game and allow for my scenerio to make up for all the lame Fem shep romance options. heh

[Beerfish]

If only you would have talked to Mordin first about this there never would have been a problem.

(btw, the Illusive man really is your father.  This sets up an awkward 'Chinatown' theme to ME3.)

Modifié par Beerfish, 11 mars 2010 - 08:55 .

[kmcd5722]

GethHead wrote...

Nobody fell for it. I see it as a joke not trolling. I think we all get that it's a joke. If someone doesnt get that, and really DOES think this happens in the game, then I might consider them for moron status. In a purely good natured way.  People have believed worse things.

Yeah, to be honest, it could be a lot worse http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonestown.  I found this thread quite amusing.  

Modifié par kmcd5722, 11 mars 2010 - 08:57 .

[GethHead]

kmcd5722 wrote...

GethHead wrote...

Nobody fell for it. I see it as a joke not trolling. I think we all get that it's a joke. If someone doesnt get that, and really DOES think this happens in the game, then I might consider them for moron status. In a purely good natured way.  People have believed worse things.

Yeah, to be honest, it could be a lot worse http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonestown.  I found this thread quite amusing.  

Now thats the extreme end of what from shall henceforth be known as "moronic belief".