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[max_ai]

CherryColaLola wrote...

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So this play through I stayed away from renegade options and signed up with Cerberus all gung-ho, was careful to only say nice things to the Elusive man and it finally paid off!

So sometime after Grunt's loyalty mission I get a message from Kelly that a shuttle arrived and I have a guest in my room.  BAM!  Elusive Man, face to face, finally!  There's some minor dialogue and he starts dancing, I think they just used the same dance animations they uised for Kelly cept Elusive man is in a Speedo and smoking a cig the whole dance.

We finally get it on, what can I say, I'm attrcted to power.  I'm all happy thinking I finally got what I want and then bam, CREDITS.  END MUSIC.

Epilogue something about getting pregnant and having to return with Elusive Man, heavy with his child. I think Kelly takes over Normandy.

Wierd ending, kinda disapointed.  I don't want to be preggers in ME3!

Too much realism for me Bioware. 

Thanks for the spoilers... <_<  I wanted to do this on the next playthrough.
At least put some kind of spoiler tag on the topic.

[Onyx Jaguar]

So yeah, Jonestown. How did that get into this thread?

[GethHead]

As randomly as possible. Back to the matter at hand. Serious child support/workplace sexual molestation lawsuits. Shepards gonna have all the Man's money by the end of this, then who will be running Cerberus?



Theres a new sherrif in town.

[CherryColaLola]

max_ai wrote...

CherryColaLola wrote...

At 
So this play through I stayed away from renegade options and signed up with Cerberus all gung-ho, was careful to only say nice things to the Elusive man and it finally paid off!

So sometime after Grunt's loyalty mission I get a message from Kelly that a shuttle arrived and I have a guest in my room.  BAM!  Elusive Man, face to face, finally!  There's some minor dialogue and he starts dancing, I think they just used the same dance animations they uised for Kelly cept Elusive man is in a Speedo and smoking a cig the whole dance.

We finally get it on, what can I say, I'm attrcted to power.  I'm all happy thinking I finally got what I want and then bam, CREDITS.  END MUSIC.

Epilogue something about getting pregnant and having to return with Elusive Man, heavy with his child. I think Kelly takes over Normandy.

Wierd ending, kinda disapointed.  I don't want to be preggers in ME3!

Too much realism for me Bioware. 

Thanks for the spoilers... <_<  I wanted to do this on the next playthrough.
At least put some kind of spoiler tag on the topic.

OMG sorry, that was very inconsiderate of me. 

[Llandaryn]

CherryColaLola wrote...

Llandaryn wrote...

Circle-Square-Triangle, Bumping things tends to get them locked.

Nope, it's oval-trapezoid-rhomboid.

But you're right, bumping is lame. I'll instead cleverly disguise my bumps by responding to any nitwits that post on the thread.  Good thinking!

Oh, right. I forget that not everybody has played Baldur's Gate. Feel free to disregard my post and references that went above your head.

[CherryColaLola]

Llandaryn wrote...

CherryColaLola wrote...

Llandaryn wrote...

Circle-Square-Triangle, Bumping things tends to get them locked.

Nope, it's oval-trapezoid-rhomboid.

But you're right, bumping is lame. I'll instead cleverly disguise my bumps by responding to any nitwits that post on the thread.  Good thinking!

Oh, right. I forget that not everybody has played Baldur's Gate. Feel free to disregard my post and references that went above your head.

No worries!  I will absolutely disregard any posts that are nonsensical are "above my head."

Just remember it is the fault of the speaker when she is misunderstood and not the fault of her audience. 

[Sleepicub09]

is this real?

[CherryColaLola]

Sleepicub09 wrote...

is this real?

Oh ye of little faith!!! 

[DarkNova50]

"Tell me Shepard...what did the Alliance tell you about your Commanding Officer on Akuze?"

"Enough. They told me YOU killed him."

"No, Shepard. I WAS your commanding officer."

"No...that's not true! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!"

"Search your feelings! You know it to be true!" *puff*

[Blackshotx2]

filesmelt.com/dl/Illusive_child.jpg
WHAT HAVE I DONE!!!!!!

[kmcd5722]

DarkNova50 wrote...

"Tell me Shepard...what did the Alliance tell you about your Commanding Officer on Akuze?"
"Enough. They told me YOU killed him."
"No, Shepard. I WAS your commanding officer."
"No...that's not true! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!"
"Search your feelings! You know it to be true!" *puff*

I have tears in my eyes.  Bravo.  Bravo.

[Llandaryn]

Sleepicub09 wrote...

is this real?

Of course. It's as real as Pamela Anderson's breasts.

[Onyx Jaguar]

^^^*GASPS*



Also Jonestown, this thread has it. No other thread does. This is quite curious! An anomaly if you will! Like how this Romance leads to game over!! Except with much more game over if you will!!

[CherryColaLola]

Blackshotx2 wrote...

filesmelt.com/dl/Illusive_child.jpg
WHAT HAVE I DONE!!!!!!

WIN!!!

[CherryColaLola]

Onyx Jaguar wrote...

^^^*GASPS*

Also Jonestown, this thread has it. No other thread does. This is quite curious! An anomaly if you will! Like how this Romance leads to game over!! Except with much more game over if you will!!

LMAO!!!

[CherryColaLola]

Sleepicub09 wrote...

is this real?

I'll get some screenshots of my shepard all preggo if you really don't believe me.  I'm trying to get fraps working so you can see what it looks like when my pregnant shepard tries to walk, it's more of a waddle. No way I can actually do combat with this massive basketball belly sticking out.  =(

[The Angry One]

This thread makes even the Human Reaper say..

[CherryColaLola]

The Angry One wrote...

This thread makes even the Human Reaper say..

Human Reaper only wishes to create complications with my Illusive pregnancy!  It's so obvious that Human Reaper is just jealous!!!  This mission is between me and Illusive man, and Kelly apparently. Kelly turns out to be some kind of Cerebus midwife and offers to help deliever you half way through the labor cinematic. 

You can tell her to go soak her head for renegade points. Or have her help deliver you, in a pool of water for Paragon points.  It's your' call.  Pretty cinematics either way.  

[Onyx Jaguar]

"I'm glad to hear you attended your family reunion"

[CherryColaLola]

GethHead wrote...

As randomly as possible. Back to the matter at hand. Serious child support/workplace sexual molestation lawsuits. Shepards gonna have all the Man's money by the end of this, then who will be running Cerberus?

Theres a new sherrif in town.

That part will be available as DLC.  It's called 'The Child Support Pack' 

You'll get some cute pink maternity armors and a new quest line to sue The Illusive Man.