enormousmoonboots
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I think he went straight back to C-Sec, if only because you can catch a glimpse of several familiar NPCs (like Chakwas) jumping into the escape pods, but no Garrus. It's always been my thought that events went like Sovereign > Garrus leaves Normandy before geth-hunting assignment > Collector attack > Alliance/Council are massive dicks re: Shepard and Reapers > Garrus ragequits and leaves to become a superhero.
[Welcome to the Citadel! You have logged on to C-Sec chat. Patch 2.3 is live, check out that restored life support! See Avina for patch details.]
[[C-SEC Message of the Day: if u r 2 squeamish 2 ruff up suspects go C Bailey @ zakera//Sign up for the Shin Akiba pr0n raid on Sat!!!!-Chellick]]
[C-Sec]: Garrus Vakarian has logged on
[C-Sec] Harkin: O FFS. Couldn't cut it over on Alliance? Why am I NOT surprised. ****.
[C-Sec]: Harkin has logged off
[C-Sec] Eddie Lang: omfg!
[C-Sec] Eddie Lang: wb man how r u????
[C-Sec] Eddie Lang: i thot u quit u still haev that sinper rifle?
[C-Sec] SGT Haron: Hey, it's the faction-changer! I told you that you'd be back as soon as the CD was up - those humans have great lore but they can't PVP their way into, much less out of, a wet paper bag. You still have that epic, epic gun? I'll queue us up for a little 2v2 against the asari as soon as I'm done taking this guy's statement.
[C-Sec] Eddie Lang: I wan2 2v2 asari haron! pick me!
[C-Sec] Garrus Vakarian: Tired, triumphant - and I think I might be a little bit literate, now that you mention it, Eddie. How goes?
[C-Sec] Baileysirishcoffee: Hey Garrus, great to meet you. I'm new here, joined while you were over on Alliance, but I'm actually in /officer if you need anything while you settle back in. I'm from there myself, there are some good people there. I read your procedure on acceptable interrogation techniques, great post. Added a few ideas. Look forward to working with you. (Will lag, about to start a little muzzle velocity Q&A session myself.)
[C-Sec]SGT Haron: I'm in the warehouse district right now, I'll swing by Rodam Expeditions OMW to arena. Want me to grab some tungsten rounds foryou? We. Will. OWN.
[C-Sec] Garrus Vakarian: Actually,I'm kind of tired of that up close and personal combat stuff. I'd really like to get down to the work part of the job.
[C-Sec] Baileysirishcoffee:Good man.
[C-Sec] Eddie Lang: HARON ILL GO PICK ME MANG PICK ME 4 ASARI 2V2!!!!
[C-Sec] SGT Haron: Eddie, you're not even level 80 yet. And you're being illiterate again. Tell your parents to demand back whatever taxes they paid towards public education, because they clearly got fleeced.
[C-Sec] Eddie Lang: ^man lolcapslock lolololol
[C-Sec] Xchellickx: *waves* Backtalk me these days and by the spirits I WILL /gkick you, Vakarian. *Working on
data feeds, will post in MOTD later*
[C-Sec] Garrus Vakarian: Hey, guys?
[C-Sec] Eddie Lang: u still haevening that gun, garrius?
[C-Sec] Garrus Vakarian: What? No. I don't have thatgun. Guys? I have a question about this geth profiling procedure. Does it really need to be a half terabyte file?
[C-Sec] SGT Haron: You don't have that gun anymore? I think I just felt part of my soul die. That was a sweet gun. I loved that rifle.
[C-Sec] Eddie Lang: WUT? NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
[C-Sec] Baileysirishcoffee: One sec, Garrus, boss fight. I hate these scumbags with minions.
(3-4 minute pause in C-Sec chat)
[C-Sec] Baileysirishcoffee: That was, uh, my little idea of a joke. Open that file. Go on.
[C-Sec]Baileysirishcoffee: I'll wait.
[C-Sec] Garrus Vakarian: The first 30 pages are recycled take-out menus and the rest is empty. Excuse me while I WTH.
[C-Sec] Baileysirishcoffee: See, we needed a catch-all that'd give us broader authority so we can do our jobs - not that some people bother, and yeah, I'm calling YOU a douche, Harkin, I know you're 2-box lurking on your lowbie alt 'Fade', GG BTW - and Chellick bet me good money that the Council doesn't actually READ anything we send them. So there you have it. That's why we're top guild on Citadel server these days.
[C-Sec] Eddie Lang: so u dont have that rifle NE moar? QQ
[C-Sec] Baileysirishcoffee: It's not hax, BTW. Totally legit. It's been approved. Guys, you all have an 'armory' link, use it. Garrus doesn't have THAT rifle now. He has ALL the rifles. Come on, I know some of you don't have as many fingers as I do, but the ones you have can still click the button.
[C-Sec] EddieLang: I haev a good sniper rifle haron pick me
[C-Sec] SGT Haron: Elkoss Combine is welfare epics, Lang, and it's so original launch gear. We have better from 'Bring Down the Sky' DLC. That gun is no good for shooting people! Maybe for clubbing them over the head, I dunno.
[C-Sec] Eddie Lang: ur just being racist agin haron
[C-Sec] SGT Haron: And you're still being a scrub. Your point?
[C-Sec] Fade: YOU CANT SEE ME LA LALALALALALALA LA LALALALA
[C-Sec] **Xchellickx has /kicked Harkin**
[C-Sec] **Fade has left the guild**
[C-Sec] Garrus Vakarian: Spirits be praised.
[C-Sec] SGT Haron: Spirits be praised.
[C-Sec] Baileysirishcoffee: Beat me to it by half a second, Chellick.
[C-Sec] Eddie Lang: thank u thank u god he was a total class 1 richard
[C-Sec] Xchellickx: Yes, I only abuse my absolute power for the cause of goody goodness. Or when it
makes me laugh. Almost done with those data feeds. I need some people to co-lead that upcoming raid.
[C-Sec] Baileysirishcoffee: Whatever you need me to do. It's not like I have a life outside of work anyway.
[C-Sec] Eddie Lang: Ill help u
[C-Sec] Baileysirishcoffee: Eddie, you need to be level 80.
[C-Sec] Baileysirishcoffee: Look, let me book the perps and I'll take you to the lower wards to get you leveled up, okay?
[C-Sec] SGT Haron: I have to floss my fringe on Sat, boss. Doctor's orders.
[C-Sec] Eddie Lang: ill taek his loot and promotions kk ill b sgt by this time tomorro gonna pr0n raid!!! lolololololol
[C-Sec] Garrus Vakarian: Let me make sure I understand this. We're finally doing all those things I said ALL ALONG we should be doing, and the only guy besides the boss who is doing his actual job is the one with the funny name?
[C-Sec] Xchellickx: It's working out okay for us. Did I mention we're top guild on Citadel server? And if you don't like it, I have a /gkick button with your pension on it.
[C-Sec] Garrus Vakarian: Screw this! I should never have come back here. I'm gonna xfer to Omega where
they have REAL PVP and start my own damn guild!
[C-Sec] **Garrus Vakarian has left the guild**
[Whisper] Garrus Vakarian to Baileysirishcoffee: Hey, you seem pretty cool and capable. If you want, I'll pay for your server transfer to Omega.
[C-Sec] SGT Haron: Anyone checked out Omega's top guilds? Some little tiny group called Real Friends Bring Bodybags just passed Blood Pack, EclipseAND Blue Suns over there. Apparently they have a huge bounty out on the GL, some guy called Archangel. Huh. Wonder what Garrus is up to these days. Maybe he's playing Galaxy of Fantasy instead.
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Modifié par Ms Cherissa, 07 mars 2010 - 05:25 .
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