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[Sgt Lindog]

how do we even now quarians go poop? maybe thats a trait limited to earth based life forms? there bodies might recycle their waste internally??

[Havokk7]

How do Quarians go to the toilet?



Depends.

[Images]

Yes they go in their suits. What you didn't know is that the waste extraction centre for quarian anatomy is located on the top of their heads, that ain't steam fogging up their masks, they just don't get a chance to wipe the inside of the glass very often.

[eternalnightmare13]

Dethateer wrote...

The pants are layered. The crap goes in between the layers, not the suit and the skin.

so they don't use toilet paper.  that's foul.

[eternalnightmare13]

CarpeOmnios wrote...

Er...you guys do know the whole thing with waste storage is the same thing our astronauts have in their space suits, right? Look it up.

Yeah, but they don't spend the majority of their lives in a friggin suit!

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its actually in the last mass effect novel. They explain that quarians use the bathroom in their suits and it is disperesed everywhere inside the suit. Its drained when it is full. Im not kidding either. if someone has a direct quote from that book it would make more sense.

[ObserverStatus]

Quarian exo-suits are equipped with mass effect cores. They have the ability to dispose of a Quarian's waste by sucking it through singularities. That's right their suits have built in black hole port-a-potties. To prevent radiation exposure, it than absorbs the x-rays produced by the singularity in a radiation sink and vents it through the suits flashlight-mouth. So if you stand in front of Tali for too long, you are tripling your risk for cancer. True story.

[eternalnightmare13]

EA_BiowareAccount wrote

.... Its drained when it is full.

[ObserverStatus]

It's no wonder quarians get sick whenever they get a whole in their suit. Anything that makes a hole in their suit would probably burst a waste bladder.

[CarpeOmnios]

"What about when you're not on a quarian ship?" Gillian asked.

"Our suits are equipped to store several days' worth of waste in sealed compartments between the inner and outer layer. The suit can then be flushed, dicharging the waste into any common sanitation facility - like the toilet on your shuttle - without exposing the wearer to outside contaminants."



There you go. Direct from ME: Ascension.

[ObserverStatus]

Exactly, if there is a bladder full of poop between you and the bullet, you're almost guaranteed to go into septic shock.

[Grizzly46]

CarpeOmnios wrote...

"What about when you're not on a quarian ship?" Gillian asked.
"Our suits are equipped to store several days' worth of waste in sealed compartments between the inner and outer layer. The suit can then be flushed, dicharging the waste into any common sanitation facility - like the toilet on your shuttle - without exposing the wearer to outside contaminants."

There you go. Direct from ME: Ascension.

This might be canon, but it is still a very half-hearted attempt to explain something that wasn't supposed to be explained in the first place...

[Dualfinger]

True...but it is awesome. I mean imagine, taking a dump whenever you feel...bliss.

[ObserverStatus]

Shepard: I'm just checking in. How are you holding up?

Tali: Erm. Just a moment Shepard *grunts*

Shepard:...

Tali: Um... now what were you saying?

Shepard: You were just telling me you needed to clean the engine.

Tali: Oh, that right.

[Dethateer]

Joke already done. Wait, why is this thread still up?