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#1
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1. If someone gives you a piece of paper you can draw a map of Fereldon from memory, main quest locations included.

2. You can get through the Fade in less than an hour and STILL find all the secrets/go to all the locations. (My first go-through of the Fade took two days at four hours a day. EIGHT FREAKIN' HOURS.)

3. You can do the Elven Ritual without looking at the tablet.

4. You know Hespith's creepy chant.

5. Even though the game requires that you locate all the codex entries for Watchguard of the Reaching and Summoning Sciences, you can still do both from memory.

6. You know that the names of the side quests are Watchguard of the Reaching and Summoning Sciences.

7. You know all of the riddles in the Gauntlet.

8. You can do the bridge puzzle in the Gauntlet without looking at a cheat sheet and/or testing the floor panels.

9. The basement slider puzzle in the town where you find Shale takes less than five minutes to finish.

10. (Two people, true story): You have a conversation with your friend about an RE creature whose name you can't remember. Five hours later, all you have to do is text "Bereskarn" and he knows exactly what you're refering to.

11. "Surprise me" at the Pearl is no longer surprising.

12. You can say the Grey Warden motto in your sleep.

13. You know the words AND the translation to Leliana's song.

14. You know the names of the main characters, the side characters, and the little NPCs you run across maybe a total of ONCE in the whole game.


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mousestalker

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15. You know all the triggers to all the romances.

16. You have Zevran's 'poem' memorized.

17. You know to never ever click on Brother Burkel.

18. You know why you should never ever click on Brother Burkel.

19. You always have pickpocketing, even if your character is a warrior.

20. You know where to find the single best item for your character's class, even if you don't intend to get it.

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cella ragnarokk

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when you think your 1 year old daughter looks so much like Sandal, that you trying to learn here to say "enchantment"!

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when you expect you can kill everybody that looks at you in a wrong way without consequence.

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sylvanaerie

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*Facepalms* I will admit to being able to say yes definitely to 9 of the ones listed above...Does this mean I spend too much time in Thedas?

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You sometimes blurt out what your PC says while battling foes. "I would like a trophy!" is certainly not always acceptable in our everyday conversations.

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Drasanil

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21. You know the exact requirements for each Landsmeet ending, and you already know how it's going to go down before your PC even finishes their origin.

22. Enchantment! Actually starts getting dull.

23. You've spared Vaughan during both the origin and the later mission, 'cause their's only so many times he can abuse Shianni before you stop carring.

24. Your standard response to any dialogue is ESC+number since you already know what the NPC is going to say.

25. The only reason you allow Wynne to live is so you can still have a party mage when you plan on turning down the dark ritual.

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Janni-in-VA

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26. You wonder what roasted nug tastes like.

27. You can play without the minimap enabled because you have all the areas memorized.

28. You have entire Codex entries committed to memory.

29. You actually consider opening a Chantry.

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Interesting. Let's see how much I played.
[quote]AndrastesGrace wrote...

1. If someone gives you a piece of paper you can draw a map of Fereldon from memory, main quest locations included.
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Ah well, that's pretty easy, even on the second run!
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2. You can get through the Fade in less than an hour and STILL find all the secrets/go to all the locations. (My first go-through of the Fade took two days at four hours a day. EIGHT FREAKIN' HOURS.)
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My first run through, I went with 3 hours of gameplay. Was even about to surrender and search for some hints, when I saw the little mouse hole in the darkspawn invasion area... Today, stopwatched one of my runs, tried doing it as quick as I can : 49 minutes.
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3. You can do the Elven Ritual without looking at the tablet.
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Take the jug, put the water, go to the altar, put the jug, kneel and pray, take a single sip from the jug, take the jug, dump the water in the fountain... ups!
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4. You know Hespith's creepy chant.
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Have no idea for this one...
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5. Even though the game requires that you locate all the codex entries for Watchguard of the Reaching and Summoning Sciences, you can still do both from memory.
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I always need to check the codex for Summoning Sciences for the first step. The rest comes out from memory, yes. Watchguard quest is pretty easy to memorize actually...
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6. You know that the names of the side quests are Watchguard of the Reaching and Summoning Sciences.
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You mean, I know what quest is which from its name? Not completely true, but partially yes.
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7. You know all of the riddles in the Gauntlet.
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There is one that always tricks me : The one of king and tyrants. The rest... yeah...
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8. You can do the bridge puzzle in the Gauntlet without looking at a cheat sheet and/or testing the floor panels.
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Again, a pretty easy one. Always remember, the right ones are double-platforms, the left ones are single platforms. Don't know which one to press, but remembering this formula is enough.
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9. The basement slider puzzle in the town where you find Shale takes less than five minutes to finish.
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Do it from the back... that's what I learned. The first time, I needed at least 1 hour to sort things out however! :P
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10. (Two people, true story): You have a conversation with your friend about an RE creature whose name you can't remember. Five hours later, all you have to do is text "Bereskarn" and he knows exactly what you're refering to.
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On this one, I am not really sure...
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11. "Surprise me" at the Pearl is no longer surprising.

12. You can say the Grey Warden motto in your sleep.

13. You know the words AND the translation to Leliana's song.
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Oh, these are a bit excessive. <_<... :P
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14. You know the names of the main characters, the side characters, and the little NPCs you run across maybe a total of ONCE in the whole game.
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Hah! That would be insane, even for me to know!

I guess I played far too much. Ups!

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All I know is that I can complete the fade in less than one hour now, with any class of character and any starting level, and come out of it with all the bonus points to attributes.



Yeah, I'm probably playing too much. :P

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Herr Uhl

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1 (had it committed to memory before release), 2, 3, 4, 5 I can do watchguard of the reaching (bowl, sword up, sword down, middle room and basement door), 6, 9 but that it took that long the first time, 10, 11 though I still ponder about the scarecrows (I even unlocked the achievement for creeping out the writer that made them), 17, 18, 19, 21, never on 22, 24 for many, 26 it tastes well with pancakes, at least according to Loghain, so I guess it tastes like pork.

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... Are you trying to make me feel like a nerd? Because I do. Oh dear god... I do.





Poor Brother Burkel.

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Heh you get a medium gold bar in another game, and immediately think "Oh, Zevran would like that". I am a sad, sad person.

And you can quote, not just entire dialogs but entire dialog TREES, when someone asks "When does someone say such and such?".

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ENCHANTMENTSSS

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30. You giv all ur bone gifts to Shale cuz their worthless to giv 2 dog.
31. U know where to go to activate Key to the City in the Assembly
32. U know the exact price of LifeGiver and Rose's Thorn
33. See a hot chick and say to yourself "Maker she's hot"
34. U start to enjoy work cuz of the fast internet connection for posting in forums
35. On the drive home from work you think about what you look to accomplish on your current playthrough with the 4-5hrs u hav till u need to go to sleep wake up for work REPEAT
This thread is gonna blow up like that psychic one
EDIT: When your sword rack has a sword rack?!?! Sorry i just had to... Maker be praised for these forums

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roundcrow

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You find yourself muttering "Andraste's [body part]" rather than your previous choice of epithet.

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Daewan

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You've adopted swearing by the Maker and Andraste in daily life just to confuse people.

Not only do you know the words to Leliana's song, you've dropped it into a pitch that you can sing. In harmony with her. Or solo. Maker's Breath, I'm pathetic.

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You mark the release of Awakening on your calendar in the same way you marked down your mom's birthday.



You already scheduled time off of work to play Awakening on release day.

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Charsen wrote...

You mark the release of Awakening on your calendar in the same way you marked down your mom's birthday.

You already scheduled time off of work to play Awakening on release day.


I DID put it on my calendar at work. And was also pleased to note that it was one of my half days there, yay, more time to come home and play.

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36:You have so many mod installed that your game has doubled in size
37:You know every gift location
38:You know every place to trigger banter
39:You can have everyone at 100 approval without sweating
40:You know every good answer to give for not losing any approval point
41:You know that a character without coercion .. it's dumb.
42:During the gauntled riddle you just spam esc and pick the right answer.

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43. When you get offended when a npc says something negative about one of the origins that you aren't actually playing (like whe Rica talks about how awful the DN s to the DC)
44. When you can make a party member go from apathetic to your new best friend in five minutes flat.
45. When you know who to bring to each event in the game so as not to loe any approval.
46. When you can manage to avoid get ninja loved.
47. When you can feel free to be awful to the potential love interest you have in your origin because you know that if they live they will only end up screwing you over later.

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ENCHANTMENTSSS

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Suprez30 wrote...

42:During the gauntled riddle you just spam esc and pick the right answer.

 
A tune
Dreams
Vengeance
Home
Mountains
Jealousy
Hunger
Mercy

LOL NERD ALERT!!!

48. SIIIIISSSTTTTEEERRRRR!

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49. You call your coworkers darkspawn.
50. You call your boss the archdemon.

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Aynslie

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Quill74Pen wrote...

49. You call your coworkers darkspawn.
50. You call your boss the archdemon.


LOL thats classic!! 

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The thought of doing Ostagar and Lothering AGAIN makes you want to murder puppies.



Well, more than usual, anyway.

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Drasanil

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krylo wrote...

The thought of doing Ostagar and Lothering AGAIN makes you want to murder puppies.

Well, more than usual, anyway.


I'm with you on that, Ostagar is a major pain in the @ss, right up there with the mage origin...grumblesstupidJowangrumbles... Lothering on the other hand is so easy to skip through it never bothered me.