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#101
Canned Bullets

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Kill the hooker to get your money back.

#102
Vaeliorin

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If the character has a picture next to their text, they are a potential party member*.





*This only applies if you're in an old JRPG.

#103
Elastic Otter

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Standardized testing is a thing of the past. Life is measured in "Level Ups."

Fighting in fig-leaf armour is just as good as chainmail.

Despite war, famine, injuries, and being in a prison, you can write in a journal on a regular basis.  And strangely enough, it's all pretty relevent.

Politeness matters: Nobody minds that you've already asked that same question 17 times already.

You must ALWAYS gather your party before venturing forth.

Modifié par Elastic Otter, 08 mars 2010 - 06:21 .


#104
joey_mork84

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Celrath wrote...

eating green mushrooms will make you live longer and if you see a large green pipe go down it it will be full of gold


If you eat enough of the mushrooms, anything is possible :whistle::D

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Elastic Otter

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Rolling barrels has DIRE consequences.

Yes, you CAN pause while you plan a better strategy.  Don't worry, your enemies will wait.  Even through dinner.

It's important to loot mid-battle, because you never know if you'll get back there before the cut-scene.  And then, the loot goes to the magic land of missing dryer socks.

Modifié par Elastic Otter, 08 mars 2010 - 06:40 .


#106
_- Songlian -

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That "What can you tell me about [x]?" is the canon way to ask for information.

#107
Eleinehmm

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If you kill a man - Loot his stuff and try out his boots - They WILL fit

#108
Seagloom

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No amount of gunfire, melee attacks, magic, or physical obstacles can get in your way once someone pisses you off.

Conversely, if anyone other than you tries this, they succeed, but attacks still accrue and they end up dying once their anger subsides.

Modifié par Seagloom, 08 mars 2010 - 02:47 .


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Madame November

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If you come across people fighting, hang back and let it play out.

You'll probably still have to kill the winner, but they'll have taken damage. :)

#110
AntiChri5

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Children cannot be killed.

#111
Guest_Celrath_*

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AntiChri5 wrote...

Children cannot be killed.


They also don't exist in the future 

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AntiChri5

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Celrath wrote...

AntiChri5 wrote...

Children cannot be killed.


They also don't exist in the future 


Actually,they only rarely exist at all. Maybe there is a special compound somewhere?

#113
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One random alien from the invading alien hordes will eventual become you allie

#114
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Mole rats are an excellent source of protien in a post apocolyptic enviroment.

#115
Loerwyn

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You can only say certain things to people, and they can repeat their replies endlessly without getting annoyed.

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A woman can forgive anything if you give her necklaces, rings an a good pair of shoes



wait...>.>

Modifié par MrHimuraChan, 08 mars 2010 - 07:19 .


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Godak

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The insides of buldings can take a while to load.

#118
Loerwyn

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People who are immune to zombification viruses/methods will all be naturally adept at using firearms and explosives.

#119
Godak

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Beards are for men who are noble, and good. Mustaches/Soul patches are for men who are vile, foul, and impotent.

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Godak wrote...

Beards are for men who are noble, and good. Mustaches/Soul patches are for men who are vile, foul, and impotent.


I have seen your picture... so are you just kinda noble and good?

Mario taught me plumbers ARE NOT TO BE ****ED WITH!!!

Also your head is harder then brick.

#121
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Most things in the world are covered with a thin layer of fire retardant foam, so it is ok to throw fireballs and use flamethrowers because only your enemies will be burned

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GET THE SHINIES

#123
Seagloom

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Anyone dressed in white with a shining reputation and pleasant demeanor is actually the sickest, looniest, most sadistic person you'll ever meet beneath the surface.

#124
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You can always run at the same speed no matter what your carrying.

#125
Loerwyn

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In the future, the military and evil organisations will communicate via video feed, and all will act as hammily and as camply as possible.