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[KnightofPhoenix]

Cunning, brutal and progressive dictators are good for a nation. Not that I needed a game to tell me that, but it's further proof.

[medlish]

You can never die if you take enough drugs or medications and hide behind walls long enough.

[Godak]

Pits are bottomless for everyone but the protagonist and his party.

If the main character has a male and female best friend, the female will be captured, and the male will die protecting the main character.

All robots are construted with big, glowing weakpoints. Aesthetics > practicality, I guess.

Goblins suck at pretty much everything they do. Kobolds suck even harder, at a larger variety of everythings.

If you are an orphan, you were raised by the parents of the most attractive girl in town. That way, when you have sex, it isn't technically incest.

[addiction21]

Toads can change their appendages into various oversized objects of arse kickery

Modifié par addiction21, 08 mars 2010 - 09:48 .

[A Killing Sound]

lol at the above Battletoads reference.  Here's my list:

Guys can take more damage, but move slower. Girls run faster but do less damage. (ex. fighting games, Resident Evil)
There is no such thing as an unattractive woman in videogame land. Likewise, guys are ripped.
In a fight, you know the opponent is almost dead when it flashes red and moves faster. (ex. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles arcade)
Cars do not require gas, despite driving across all of San Andreas.
The princess is always in another castle.
1/8 heroes have to get revenge for their murdered father. (ex. Shenmue, Ninja Gaiden)
There is always at least one evil twin (Devil May Cry 3, Metal Gear Solid, Double Dragon)
Consuming chicken found on the ground will not make you sick, but heal you!
No one can catch Mr. Domino, or so I've been told.
After you finally make it past your enemies goons, you reach his base only to fight all the bosses again!

Modifié par A Killing Sound, 08 mars 2010 - 09:45 .

[smecky-kitteh]

Finders keepers!

[SOULdi3r]

members of the same squad or immune to each others fire

officers are invincable

badasses are all strong silent types

you can aim at and shoot around people and they want get mad

[SOULdi3r]

wildlife often consumes but does not digest money and or weapons (even swords bigger than their body)

you can kill an archer on a rooftop right in front of his friend and he will not care if you break his line of sight quickly (AC2)

you can do all sorts of crazy stuff and no one will recognize you as the one who did it eventually

[SOULdi3r]

ALL OF THESE ARE FROM FAR CRY 2, MOST OF THEM ARE IN A VIDEO ON YOUTUBE

africa is the most advanced country in the world, the have:

invisible face camo (WARNING:does not protect against machetes)

street signs that color code them selves to the users needs

ammo boxes the contain ammo that transfoms into the ammo of the users current weapon

tire irons that can fix ANY car problem by  tightening one bolt

syringes filled with a chemical the can instantly heal any wound

africans are made of an infinite source of jelly

animals will instantly die if they come in contact with a vechicule moving at ANY speed, but the animals corpses are made of steel

armouries that work like vending machines

everone seems to love to hide diamonds in suit cases with a universal GPS tracking beacon

[Elastic Otter]

Backpacks are invisible and awesomely strong.

[Loerwyn]

- All guards have a very limited range of voices

- People in Cyrodiil have a number of voices they change between depending on the question

- All aliens use energy weapons and forsake projectiles as much as they can

- It's only possible to sleep for an exact number of hours

- The world is brown

- Stay away from the bloody windows (unless you're a sniper)

[Nattfare]

Godak wrote...

The insides of buldings can take a while to load.

Said buildings are always bigger on the inside than the outside.

If someone launches a grenade against you, hide behind a sofa; it will save your life.

[Loerwyn]

Guitars can decapitate zombies.

No matter how many zombies you hit, your guitar will not break.

The whole band will use the same model guitar with just three strings.

For (roughly) every 2-3 men, only one woman will ever survive the apocalypse (as in 1 woman per 2-3 men).

Medical items (e.g. medkits and medi-gel) will only fully heal you in certain situations.

[LOST GAM3R]

The princess is always in another castle.

[KnightofPhoenix]

You can jump on creatures and squish them to death.

[lordpaulakoski]

i can play video games naked

Modifié par lordpaulakoski, 09 mars 2010 - 05:40 .

[nteger]

I'm I'm a commanding an army, they will do absolutely nothing unless I tell them to.

[ObserverStatus]

Anything relevant in your life is highlighted and has a special cursor.

[Xandurpein]

Women will always be rational about it when they realize that you are dating another one at the same time. She will only need a trinket or two to and you are best friends after you break up, because she discovered you were cheating on her.

Modifié par Xandurpein, 09 mars 2010 - 07:57 .

[Baracuda6977]

you can blindly run into any fight, you WILL be powerful enough to beat them, or a big glowing exit will allow you to escape

[Elastic Otter]

There are the same number of tree species as licks to the center of a tootsie pop: 3.

Modifié par Elastic Otter, 10 mars 2010 - 04:04 .