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#226
Onyx Jaguar

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Oh yeah, is that so
Guess I might have to try it
Since right now I'm bored

Modifié par Onyx Jaguar, 23 mars 2010 - 08:07 .


#227
RigAudio

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Firewalker, eh?

New material for an

Ugly Shepard run.

#228
BurningArmor

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A star in the night.

Normandy fights the good fight.

A man gives his all.

#229
Ieldra

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Image IPB

#230
Guest_justinnstuff_*

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BurningArmor wrote...

A star in the night.
Normandy fights the good fight.
A man gives his all.


+1

#231
LiquidGrape

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Bends over her desk
Buoyant buns on display
B***h, get some real clothes!

Modifié par LiquidGrape, 23 mars 2010 - 02:02 .


#232
sunnyfunny

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O Yeoman Kelly



You filled my fishes belly



Now you're just jelly

#233
Reaper27

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Tali crawls in vent
Forgot to do her mission
Boom headshot, facepalm

Modifié par Reaper27, 25 mars 2010 - 09:54 .


#234
Texaboose

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EDI is a she.

Lots of female energy...

And I'm just one man.


#235
WDGrainger

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Shepard shops for Chef

Chef makes mighty fine haggis

It still tastes like ass.

#236
angrybastards

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Carnifex pistol,

why do you shoot so slow? I'm

dead now. Thank's a lot

#237
WDGrainger

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Shepard to Council:

What is this "Ah Reapers crap?"

Eat haggis, ****es.

#238
Bentenjamin

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Space is slow



But far from empty



There is always something.



May not be 5 7 5 and no mass effect reference but... It has space in it!!!

#239
Gerse1

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sunnyfunny wrote...

O Yeoman Kelly

You filled my fishes belly

Now you're just jelly


one of my favorites so far

#240
GreedIsNoException

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Gerse1 wrote...

sunnyfunny wrote...

O Yeoman Kelly

You filled my fishes belly

Now you're just jelly


one of my favorites so far

A-Greed

#241
Festi

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Hey Garr can we talk?:happy:
Callibrations to do...:mellow:
More love from hamster:crying:

How about good-bye?
That was the best one-liner
She thought she should try?

#242
RigAudio

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Bumped into a merc,

Sent him crashing through the glass.

Never said goodbye :(

#243
casedawgz

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Ladies on my ship.

Who do I want to romance?

Tali, most likely.

#244
Homey C-Dawg

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Grunt is a badass

When he yells "I AM KROGAN"

He makes guys fall down.

#245
casedawgz

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Shepard needs a drink.

He wants more stuff in the thing

That more stuff goes in.

#246
DrunkIrishman117

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==Removed by order of Capt. Bailey:C-SEC,poster detained for idea theft and criminal lack of imagination==

Modifié par DrunkIrishman117, 30 mars 2010 - 03:20 .


#247
Guest_justinnstuff_*

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reapers are a threat



Turian council is blind



just dismiss these claims

#248
BobbyTheI

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Countdown is over!
Oooh, what's it going to be?
...wow, that really sucked. 

#249
sunnyfunny

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Legion is a Geth
and he never takes a breath.
With him, he brings death.

Jack is a psycho
with tendencies of a ho
and hair like a bro

Modifié par sunnyfunny, 30 mars 2010 - 03:15 .


#250
Festi

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Garrus and Legion
Gapping holes in their armor
That's great for battle

Sorry can't fix it
Need to paint my suit purple
Duct tape fixes all?

My two bestest friends
I'm too cheap to spend on them
Hope that duct tape holds

Loyalty mission
Erases all suspicion
I won't fix those holes