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#251
sagefic

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BobbyTheI wrote...

Can it wait for a
bit?  I'm in the middle of
some calibrations. 


Buahahahahahaha! oh, you just made my day.:o

#252
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"This hurts you, Shepard."

"No, Harbinger. You missed me.

You shot Grunt, dumba**."

#253
Onyx Jaguar

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Ah yes, this old thread

Countless Mass Effect Haikus

Needs more Hanar porn

#254
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But does it matter
if it's old? At least it's not
endless Talimance.

#255
RigAudio

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Have you heard the news?

We all call Talimancers

Taliwhackers now.

#256
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BioWare's ahead

Though now we must go rally

Valve needs the tally.



http://www.escapistm...ynga-vs-1-Valve

#257
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Quarian peanuts?

Tummy Yummy Tunchanka?

This is..it..it's green.

#258
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Festi wrote...

Garrus and Legion
Gapping holes in their armor
That's great for battle

Sorry can't fix it
Need to paint my suit purple
Duct tape fixes all?

My two bestest friends
I'm too cheap to spend on them
Hope that duct tape holds

Loyalty mission
Erases all suspicion
I won't fix those holes





YES!

Now my try...

The Purgatory
has a cute warden. Too bad
he is not so nice.

Modifié par RazzlesAD, 04 avril 2010 - 10:54 .


#259
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Oh, that general
Septimus needs to take a
cold shower or two

Yes?

#260
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Liara,

The beautiful blue Goddess,

Embrace eternity

#261
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I hope nobody gets mad at me for bumping up this thread.

Commander Shepard
Wonders why no one else can
Save the galaxy

Stupid old Council
I never voted for them
Can they be impeached?

Maybe if Thane dies
He can bug his dead wife with
Memories of you

#262
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"Hmm...no DNA..."

With disdain, Kasumi says

"It's a plant, Shepard... >.> "

#263
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You're weird shepard.

That kinda gets me off. Wow.

Jack is quite strange.

#264
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and just to ****** any anti-Talifan types off....

Tali Tali, mm.
Tali Tali Tali, mmm.
Tali, yes please, yum.

:P

Modifié par Captain Jazz, 11 avril 2010 - 12:49 .


#265
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Tali has a weird

Third toe on her heel that may

Become cancerous

#266
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Gibbed Save Editor

Can now be used for XBOX

The end of Mining

#267
javierabegazo

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What's wrong with you guys?

Have you no fonts of wisdom?

Why no more Haiku's?


#268
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Hmm, Guess I don't know

Don't really have an answer

Tinkering with saves...

#269
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kasumi the thief
is sneaking behind your back
watch out for your chit

#270
ihavetogo

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joker and edi
like an old married couple
fighting all the time

#271
ihavetogo

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stolen memories
buried within a grey box
time to get them back

#272
RigAudio

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Did anyone else

Notice how freakishly huge

Keiji's Greybox was?

#273
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commander shepard
tries to save the galaxy
with a machine gun

#274
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RigAudio wrote...

Did anyone else
Notice how freakishly huge
Keiji's Greybox was?


i was wondering
how could a huge thing like that
fit into his head

#275
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ihavetogo wrote...

RigAudio wrote...

Did anyone else
Notice how freakishly huge
Keiji's Greybox was?


i was wondering
how could a huge thing like that
fit into his head


You'd think that the devs
Would make a new model for
something that unique.