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#276
ihavetogo

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RigAudio wrote...

ihavetogo wrote...

RigAudio wrote...

Did anyone else
Notice how freakishly huge
Keiji's Greybox was?


i was wondering
how could a huge thing like that
fit into his head


You'd think that the devs
Would make a new model for
something that unique.


maybe that big box
was only a holder of
the neural implant

Modifié par ihavetogo, 16 avril 2010 - 09:40 .


#277
ihavetogo

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"i can still save her"
tells you the struggling pilot
with tears in his eyes

Modifié par ihavetogo, 16 avril 2010 - 10:44 .


#278
RigAudio

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ihavetogo wrote...

RigAudio wrote...

ihavetogo wrote...

RigAudio wrote...

Did anyone else
Notice how freakishly huge
Keiji's Greybox was?


i was wondering
how could a huge thing like that
fit into his head


You'd think that the devs
Would make a new model for
something that unique.


maybe that big box
was only a holder of
the neural implant

Yeah, but that same box
Is also used on Haestrom
Like a radio

#279
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God damn Liara

The drell dude is freaking dead

REAPERS ARE COMING

#280
Onyx Jaguar

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Is it just me or

Are there greyboxes fairly

near jake on table

#281
Nightwriter

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God damn Liara

Get your head out of your ass

SB's not in there

#282
Nightwriter

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Liara hello

Can you freaking hear me

You lost psycho chick

#283
Onyx Jaguar

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Hey wait a minute

Liara isn't in here

Craziness abound

#284
Nightwriter

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I know she can hear

I'm not freaking crazy

I see a panda

#285
Onyx Jaguar

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Take 10 deep breaths please

I'm calling the ambulance

It will be here soon

#286
RazzlesAD

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Ah yes, the "Reapers"
Oh. Depends on the species.
Turian. Much love.

#287
Eternalist

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Don't hold out on him

Nothing to lose

Punched below



Okay, that was pretty awful. More later, if I can work past my awkwardness with this.

#288
Eternalist

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Butthurt rant pursues

you talk too much

Owned to hell

#289
javierabegazo

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"You're workin' too hard"

The Merc does the dance of death

Five Renegade Points

#290
Nightwriter

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Ode to space hamster

Traitor fish turn upside down

But you e'er endure

#291
Thesuperdevil

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Hell yeah. Put more stuff

in the thing more stuff goes in.

Cut to the bathroom.

#292
ihavetogo

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saren was a fool
reapers used him as a tool
but he still is cool

Modifié par ihavetogo, 17 avril 2010 - 08:03 .


#293
RazzlesAD

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Saren, the specter.
Touch my spine. Bite my ear. Oh.
Where do I sign up?

#294
Tennyochan

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ihavetogo wrote...

saren was a fool
reapers used him as a tool
but he still is cool


oh look at that, your doing haikus AND rhyming. Think your soooooo cool dont cha! :lol:
I kid, very nice.

#295
ratzerman

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A human Reaper?

That's what this was all about?

A human Reaper?

#296
crimsonrhodelia

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Rig's Ugly Shepard
In pink, he sure is ugly
Yet also awesome

Modifié par crimsonrhodelia, 18 avril 2010 - 02:34 .


#297
RigAudio

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I saw Jacob press

The button for Shepard's room.

Goin' for the priiiiiiiiize.

#298
ratzerman

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I have asked myself

Does Bioware hate me? No.

I just don't matter.

#299
scorptatious

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I was going to make a Tali haiku, but since it seems like everyone else is doing it, I'll try Grunt

Tank-bred by Okeer
Defeated the Thresher Maw
He is Urdnot Grunt

Modifié par scorptatious, 18 avril 2010 - 05:33 .


#300
crimsonrhodelia

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Hot black dress for Shep!
Stays faithful, keeps pic on desk
No date 'til next game


Husks run at the squad
Rifle butts smash into heads
"Brawler" is unlocked

Modifié par crimsonrhodelia, 18 avril 2010 - 06:19 .