Ugly Shepard tries
to drink poison, but someone
else does it first. Cry.
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#302
Guest_justinnstuff_*
Posté 18 avril 2010 - 08:35
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It's Conrad Verner
Shepard shoots him in the foot
Car crash, now he's dead
Shepard shoots him in the foot
Car crash, now he's dead
#303
Posté 18 avril 2010 - 11:12
ihavetogo
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lonely justicar
wandering the stars alone
why is she so sad?
she lost her daughter
took her life with her own hands
she didn't have a choice
wandering the stars alone
why is she so sad?
she lost her daughter
took her life with her own hands
she didn't have a choice
#304
Posté 18 avril 2010 - 11:16
Onyx Jaguar
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Commander Shepard
You've got another Email
Not from Judas Priest
You've got another Email
Not from Judas Priest
#305
Posté 18 avril 2010 - 02:16
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Liara, come back!
You don't need to seek vengeance.
Let me ease your pain.
You don't need to seek vengeance.
Let me ease your pain.
#306
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Posté 18 avril 2010 - 02:27
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Liara is gone
But I'm aching for her still
Come back to me blue
But I'm aching for her still
Come back to me blue
#307
Posté 18 avril 2010 - 03:57
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"Commander Shepard!
I'm Conrad, your biggest fan
Do you have a sec?"
"Beautiful Shepard!
Thanks for pic and autograph
My "wife" will love it"
Pride of collection
Kept next to Shepard VI
Helps my loneliness
I'm Conrad, your biggest fan
Do you have a sec?"
"Beautiful Shepard!
Thanks for pic and autograph
My "wife" will love it"
Pride of collection
Kept next to Shepard VI
Helps my loneliness
#308
Posté 18 avril 2010 - 04:04
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Off she ran, to hunt
some Shadow Broker. So now
Liara's gone. Sweet.
some Shadow Broker. So now
Liara's gone. Sweet.
#309
Posté 18 avril 2010 - 06:32
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Romance with Morinth.
I know it's a heavy risk.
But, damn it, the priiiiiiize...
I know it's a heavy risk.
But, damn it, the priiiiiiize...
Modifié par Reaper27, 18 avril 2010 - 06:37 .
#310
Posté 19 avril 2010 - 03:25
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Harbinger is s’posed
To be intimidating
But he cracks me up.
To be intimidating
But he cracks me up.
#311
Posté 19 avril 2010 - 05:50
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Illium---a hub
of all asari commerce---
Could use more strippers
of all asari commerce---
Could use more strippers
Modifié par Alraiis, 19 avril 2010 - 05:58 .
#312
Posté 19 avril 2010 - 06:06
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Like crystal, planet
Illium rises for the
Asari honor.
Illium rises for the
Asari honor.
#313
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Posté 19 avril 2010 - 07:07
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Reaper27 wrote...
Romance with Morinth.
I know it's a heavy risk.
But, damn it, the priiiiiiize...
Lol +1
#314
Posté 19 avril 2010 - 09:44
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Zaeed and Garrus
Both have Revenant's
both have the Widow
A sea of bullets
The mercs never stood a chance
That's "Suppression Fire"
Both have Revenant's
both have the Widow
A sea of bullets
The mercs never stood a chance
That's "Suppression Fire"
#315
Posté 19 avril 2010 - 09:51
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Survived lethal fall,
Seeker-swarms approaching fast,
"Word up team, let's bounce."
Seeker-swarms approaching fast,
"Word up team, let's bounce."
#316
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Posté 19 avril 2010 - 09:59
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Posted this in the Jack thread a while back:
Jack
Brown eyes, filled with grief
What woe can a color hide
A smile, a storm calmed
I think the last line works.
Jack
Brown eyes, filled with grief
What woe can a color hide
A smile, a storm calmed
I think the last line works.
#317
Posté 20 avril 2010 - 04:23
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kelly is so strange
after you get her back from
the collector base
after you get her back from
the collector base
#318
Posté 20 avril 2010 - 07:11
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Dedicated to ihavetogo, for inspiring this:
Desperate to leave
What's politer than "**** off!"?
*pause* "I have to go."
Desperate to leave
What's politer than "**** off!"?
*pause* "I have to go."
Modifié par crimsonrhodelia, 20 avril 2010 - 07:15 .
#319
Posté 20 avril 2010 - 07:29
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#320
Posté 20 avril 2010 - 09:08
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crimsonrhodelia wrote...
Dedicated to ihavetogo, for inspiring this:
Desperate to leave
What's politer than "**** off!"?
*pause* "I have to go."
this is the one line
i will not be able to
get out of my head
Modifié par ihavetogo, 21 avril 2010 - 01:13 .
#321
Posté 20 avril 2010 - 09:33
ihavetogo
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around the corner
haunted by ghosts from her past
jack's waiting for you
haunted by ghosts from her past
jack's waiting for you
#322
Guest_antilles333_*
Posté 23 avril 2010 - 05:00
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What is the status?
There is hope for this thread.
Now back from the dead.
There is hope for this thread.
Now back from the dead.
#323
Guest_antilles333_*
Posté 23 avril 2010 - 05:00
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DLC is weird.
Question about Hammerhead:
Are all planets red?
Question about Hammerhead:
Are all planets red?
#324
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Posté 23 avril 2010 - 05:05
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His enemies fall.
When he's done they are just specks.
Wrex just Wrecks.
When he's done they are just specks.
Wrex just Wrecks.
#325
Posté 23 avril 2010 - 01:32
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Legion thinks and then
says: Geth do not infiltrate
intentionally
says: Geth do not infiltrate
intentionally
