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#301
RazzlesAD

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Ugly Shepard tries
to drink poison, but someone
else does it first. Cry.

#302
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It's Conrad Verner

Shepard shoots him in the foot

Car crash, now he's dead

#303
ihavetogo

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lonely justicar
wandering the stars alone
why is she so sad?

she lost her daughter
took her life with her own hands
she didn't have a choice

#304
Onyx Jaguar

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Commander Shepard

You've got another Email

Not from Judas Priest

#305
ratzerman

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Liara, come back!

You don't need to seek vengeance.

Let me ease your pain.

#306
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Liara is gone

But I'm aching for her still

Come back to me blue

#307
crimsonrhodelia

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"Commander Shepard!

I'm Conrad, your biggest fan

Do you have a sec?"



"Beautiful Shepard!

Thanks for pic and autograph

My "wife" will love it"



Pride of collection

Kept next to Shepard VI

Helps my loneliness

#308
RazzlesAD

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Off she ran, to hunt
some Shadow Broker. So now
Liara's gone. Sweet.

#309
Reaper27

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Romance with Morinth.
I know it's a heavy risk.
But, damn it, the priiiiiiize...

Modifié par Reaper27, 18 avril 2010 - 06:37 .


#310
Kalithera

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Harbinger is s’posed
To be intimidating
But he cracks me up.

#311
Alraiis

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Illium---a hub
of all asari commerce---
Could use more strippers

Modifié par Alraiis, 19 avril 2010 - 05:58 .


#312
MagicalSarai

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Like crystal, planet

Illium rises for the

Asari honor.

#313
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Reaper27 wrote...

Romance with Morinth.
I know it's a heavy risk.
But, damn it, the priiiiiiize...


Lol +1

#314
javierabegazo

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Zaeed and Garrus

Both have Revenant's

both have the Widow



A sea of bullets

The mercs never stood a chance

That's "Suppression Fire"

#315
LiquidGrape

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Survived lethal fall,

Seeker-swarms approaching fast,

"Word up team, let's bounce."

#316
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Posted this in the Jack thread a while back:

Jack
Brown eyes, filled with grief
What woe can a color hide
A smile, a storm calmed


I think the last line works.

#317
ihavetogo

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kelly is so strange
after you get her back from
the collector base

#318
crimsonrhodelia

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Dedicated to ihavetogo, for inspiring this:

Desperate to leave
What's politer than "**** off!"?
*pause* "I have to go."

Modifié par crimsonrhodelia, 20 avril 2010 - 07:15 .


#319
RigAudio

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Haikus sure are fun
But I want to try my hand
At some limericks.

#320
ihavetogo

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crimsonrhodelia wrote...

Dedicated to ihavetogo, for inspiring this:

Desperate to leave
What's politer than "**** off!"?
*pause* "I have to go."


^_^
this is the one line
i will not be able to
get out of my head

Modifié par ihavetogo, 21 avril 2010 - 01:13 .


#321
ihavetogo

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around the corner
haunted by ghosts from her past
jack's waiting for you

#322
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What is the status?

There is hope for this thread.

Now back from the dead.

#323
Guest_antilles333_*

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DLC is weird.

Question about Hammerhead:

Are all planets red?

#324
Guest_antilles333_*

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His enemies fall.

When he's done they are just specks.

Wrex just Wrecks.


#325
RazzlesAD

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Legion thinks and then
says: Geth do not infiltrate
intentionally