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#26
stillnotking

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Azint wrote...

Haiku:
-5 syllables-
-7 syllables
-5 syllables-


You got that?Image IPB


Like shoelace tying
Proper haiku construction
Is quite hard for some

#27
MMA7FF

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Shepard buys five fish

Goes off to fight a battle

Comes home to dead fish...



I hate when that happens.. : /

#28
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Crosshairs are on him

On the floor you see his ******

Poor, poor Sidonis.

#29
BobbyTheI

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Yes, Kelly, I know
that there are new messages.
Go hump a varren. 

#30
Archonsg

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Love long awaited

Friends unto eternity

Unmasks loves true touch

#31
BobbyTheI

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Planet below me.
What mysteries await there?
"Probing Uranus." 

#32
Pacifien

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Shepard Commander

Eliminate Old Machines

We have consensus

#33
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Love all aliens

Turian, Hanar, Krogan,

Quarian, Volus......



Only thing with Kelly I could think of.

#34
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Jacob in the vent

If only he'd been bigger

On forcing those talks

#35
BobbyTheI

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Nothing but the best
Is what Lawson settles for.
Do her on hard steel.

#36
Pacifien

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sunset coloured eyes

smell of spice on the spring wind

we all sound like thane

#37
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stillnotking wrote...

Jacob in the vent
If only he'd been bigger
On forcing those talks


Heh I like this one.

#38
BobbyTheI

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I'd love to get loud
and spill some drinks with you, pal.
Too bad you're so dull. 

#39
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In order to win

For fireteams, never pick

The one called Mordin

#40
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The reapers are here
There is nothing there to fear
Except extinction

Modifié par bs.II, 08 mars 2010 - 07:51 .


#41
stillnotking

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Hey Shepard, why can't

The Four Billion Credit Man

Run for ten seconds?

#42
BobbyTheI

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Fear me, for I am
a mighty biotic god!
Just don't push me down. 

#43
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My clothes are so great

They just scream out "I own you"

You know it is true.



WOW. That was bad.

#44
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Here's a haiku. It's from Tali's perspective before Shepard has the chance to reveal how he feels about her.


watching and wanting

will he ever see my heart?

racing with his eyes to mine

#45
goldenbender

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The Collector base

in the hands of Cerberus?

I don't think so, TIM.

#46
Azint

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Waited long enough



Hurry past the sleeper pods



Damn calibrations

#47
BobbyTheI

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Too scared to tell him.
Time for another night of
nerve-stimulation. 

#48
MMA7FF

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chunk of scrap metal



and some element zero



make precision jumps







haha :D

#49
BobbyTheI

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Head covered in fuzz.
Jack, I love your ink, but please,
Put on a shirt now. 

Modifié par BobbyTheI, 08 mars 2010 - 08:01 .


#50
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P is mv on
root 1 take (v on c) squared.
Who's deadliest now?

Fifty thousand to
fix my god-damn face? **** it,
Do not tell Garrus.

Modifié par adam_grif, 08 mars 2010 - 08:08 .