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[Cerrydd]

In case you missed it
Here is a small reminder
Yes, Grunt is krogan

[javierabegazo]

lol, these are so cool Love the Jacob dying in the vent one.
Perhaps If we get enough we can make something like an anthology:

"500 Mass Effect Haikus and 100 for Tali"

[Cerrydd]

Do rite of passage
Defeat the big thresher maw
Get breeding request

[Tennyochan]

her eyes piercing mine

be alive with me tonight

my goddess Siha

[Tennyochan]

oh and am i the only one counting with my fingers as i read these? LOL

checking no one does a dodgey

Modifié par tennyochan, 08 mars 2010 - 08:16 .

[javierabegazo]

antilles333 wrote...

Nahh...i'm counting with my fingers too..

Me too

[Cerrydd]

Haven't used my fingers for counting since elementary school lol.

Udina's reply
To saving the genophage?
"This is an outrage!"

[Azint]

In regards to Garrus and Tali



Dextro-amino

No sharing meals with those two

Shame being levo

[BobbyTheI]

Joker wants some love.
Do you want to break his heart?
Or break his pelvis? 

[Cerrydd]

Shepard-Commander
Your armor is just worthless
There still is a hole

[Cerrydd]

Samara is cool
But overexposed cleavage
Will not make me drool

[BobbyTheI]

Three words that will spoil
any mercenary's day:
"Hello, dead people!" 

[Tennyochan]

hahah i love these

everyones on track-mass effect forum-ets level up

[Cerrydd]

Morinth embraced me
I died from pure ecstacy
Damn Ardat-Yakshi

[BobbyTheI]

Tried to woo Zaeed.
But he's already taken.
Jessie must be hot. 

[Azint]

Harbinger, you ******

"Assuming direct control"

BANG! goes my Widow

[BobbyTheI]

Tali, Legion: tech
Miri, Jake or Garrus: lead
Samara, Jack: shield

Leave your meat shields back
Or weak folks might get shot up.
Mordin takes the crew.

Oh, upgrade the ship.
And make sure your squad is loyal.
No One Left Behind.

Modifié par BobbyTheI, 08 mars 2010 - 08:52 .

[Computron2000]

Gun sight is dirty
Squad keeps dropping onto floor
Unity is here

Gun has no ammo
So run up and use elbow
See the room spin red

Urge to buy a pet
Strange, is food is not needed?
Immortal is he

What is DLC?
All Zaeed and Kasumi
Sad Liara cries

Modifié par Computron2000, 08 mars 2010 - 09:04 .

[BobbyTheI]

Beat the engineers
in Skyllian Five. They can't
read my poker face.

[Cerrydd]

Krogan wants sushi
It's like screwing Sha'ira
Squishy asari

Shepard and Garrus
Want cross-species intercourse
But do not ingest

The new Normandy
Joker thinks it's really neat
He loves leather seats

[BobbyTheI]

Shepard.  Wrex.  Shepard.
The cycle will never end.
Krogans hate small-talk.

[Cerrydd]

Postponing homework
No time for work, it's a fact
I blame Mass Effect

My boyfriend asks me
"Want to invest time in us?"
No, I want Garrus

Playthrough number eight
It's the only thing I do
Still not overweight