Miri and Jack fight.
Yelling and chairs getting thrown.
Space Jerry Springer.
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Débuté par
Guest_antilles333_*
, mars 08 2010 07:12
#76
Posté 08 mars 2010 - 09:31
#77
Posté 08 mars 2010 - 09:32
Hm, a Tali thread.
Oh my God, I never knew
She could bend that way
Corpse falls to the floor
He said I was crazy, but
I dismissed that claim
Assuming control
Holy crap, he has the Cain
Releasing control
Jack's an enigma
I don't know where she puts her
Shield generator
Note to the Reapers:
For your next project, do not
Give it a weak spot
We've advanced so much
Yet our spaceships are stuck with
Monochrome displays
Oh my God, I never knew
She could bend that way
Corpse falls to the floor
He said I was crazy, but
I dismissed that claim
Assuming control
Holy crap, he has the Cain
Releasing control
Jack's an enigma
I don't know where she puts her
Shield generator
Note to the Reapers:
For your next project, do not
Give it a weak spot
We've advanced so much
Yet our spaceships are stuck with
Monochrome displays
Modifié par RigAudio, 08 mars 2010 - 10:03 .
#78
Posté 08 mars 2010 - 09:33
Blue Sun moves swiftly
Despite armor so heavy
Throw needs more newtons
Shepard groans, back strained
Who knew that M-100
Referred to its weight
Despite armor so heavy
Throw needs more newtons
Shepard groans, back strained
Who knew that M-100
Referred to its weight
Modifié par Riot Inducer, 08 mars 2010 - 09:35 .
#79
Posté 08 mars 2010 - 09:34
Reaper army comes.
Blows up the whole Citadel.
Council needs more proof.
Blows up the whole Citadel.
Council needs more proof.
Modifié par BobbyTheI, 08 mars 2010 - 09:39 .
#80
Posté 08 mars 2010 - 09:39
Fighting through the husks
They ought to have named this game
Left 4 Mass Effect
They ought to have named this game
Left 4 Mass Effect
#81
Posté 08 mars 2010 - 09:39
Miranda deserves
a better man than you, huh?
So do I, d-bag.
a better man than you, huh?
So do I, d-bag.
#82
Posté 08 mars 2010 - 09:42
Garrus loyalty
Getting closer to Harkin
Crap, two heavy mechs
Conrad Verner says
His wife was supporting him
Barkeeper facepalms
Conrad Verner said
I shoved a gun in his face
The lying bastard
Lovely reporter
Khalisa Al-Jilani
Her name is too long
Getting closer to Harkin
Crap, two heavy mechs
Conrad Verner says
His wife was supporting him
Barkeeper facepalms
Conrad Verner said
I shoved a gun in his face
The lying bastard
Lovely reporter
Khalisa Al-Jilani
Her name is too long
#83
Posté 08 mars 2010 - 09:43
Chikktika vas Paus
and Legion's drone fight our foes.
Our team's got some balls.
and Legion's drone fight our foes.
Our team's got some balls.
#84
Posté 08 mars 2010 - 09:43
Messages for me?
You'd think that the Normandy
Would have spam filters
You'd think that the Normandy
Would have spam filters
#85
Posté 08 mars 2010 - 09:47
I don't understand
Every haiku that I post
Here gets double spaced
Every haiku that I post
Here gets double spaced
#86
Posté 08 mars 2010 - 09:47
RigAudio wrote...
Messages for me?
You'd think that the Normandy
Would have spam filters
XD
Great technology
I want to answer fanmail
No reply button
#87
Posté 08 mars 2010 - 09:48
Shepard's To Do List:
Find Sidonis. Stop Kolyat.
Buy a space hamster.
Find Sidonis. Stop Kolyat.
Buy a space hamster.
#88
Posté 08 mars 2010 - 09:49
RigAudio wrote...
I don't understand
Every haiku that I post
Here gets double spaced
Don't do quick reply.
The standard form is your friend.
Single space goodness.
#89
Posté 08 mars 2010 - 09:50
Walking through my ship
Nobody moves a muscle
Man, I've trained them well
Nobody moves a muscle
Man, I've trained them well
#90
Posté 08 mars 2010 - 09:50
"I'm not done f***ing"
JOKERS WAITING ON THE BRIDGE
take care now shepard
JOKERS WAITING ON THE BRIDGE
take care now shepard
#91
Posté 08 mars 2010 - 09:51
BobbyTheI wrote...
RigAudio wrote...
I don't understand
Every haiku that I post
Here gets double spaced
Don't do quick reply.
The standard form is your friend.
Single space goodness.
Thanks for the reply
Let me just do a quick test
EDIT: Hey, it worked
Modifié par RigAudio, 08 mars 2010 - 09:51 .
#92
Posté 08 mars 2010 - 09:54
BobbyTheI wrote...
Shepard's To Do List:
Find Sidonis. Stop Kolyat.
Buy a space hamster.
Citadel shopping
You would think the stores would have
More variety
#93
Posté 08 mars 2010 - 09:54
Checking out cabin.
Terminal and hamster and...
HOLY S***! BATHROOM!
Terminal and hamster and...
HOLY S***! BATHROOM!
#94
Posté 08 mars 2010 - 09:55
a dose of hallex
the elcor artist forta
blows my ****ing mind
the elcor artist forta
blows my ****ing mind
#95
Posté 08 mars 2010 - 10:01
The devs sure designed
Miranda well. My roommate
Nicknamed her "Boobies"
Miranda well. My roommate
Nicknamed her "Boobies"
#96
Posté 08 mars 2010 - 10:01
can you smell my "wind"?
i am a biotic god
"right behind you..... charge"
i am a biotic god
"right behind you..... charge"
#97
Posté 08 mars 2010 - 10:03
#98
Posté 08 mars 2010 - 10:08
BobbyTheI wrote...
Throw some Jack in there
You could use this to replace
Your current sig pics
#99
Posté 08 mars 2010 - 10:14
Holy f**k, your haikus are comedy GOLD!BobbyTheI wrote...
Miranda deserves
a better man than you, huh?
So do I, d-bag.
#100
Posté 08 mars 2010 - 10:17





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