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#76
BobbyTheI

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Miri and Jack fight.
Yelling and chairs getting thrown.
Space Jerry Springer. 

#77
RigAudio

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Hm, a Tali thread.
Oh my God, I never knew
She could bend that way

Corpse falls to the floor
He said I was crazy, but
I dismissed that claim

Assuming control
Holy crap, he has the Cain
Releasing control

Jack's an enigma
I don't know where she puts her
Shield generator

Note to the Reapers:
For your next project, do not
Give it a weak spot

We've advanced so much
Yet our spaceships are stuck with
Monochrome displays

Modifié par RigAudio, 08 mars 2010 - 10:03 .


#78
Riot Inducer

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Blue Sun moves swiftly
Despite armor so heavy
Throw needs more newtons

Shepard groans, back strained
Who knew that M-100
Referred to its weight

Modifié par Riot Inducer, 08 mars 2010 - 09:35 .


#79
BobbyTheI

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Reaper army comes.
Blows up the whole Citadel.
Council needs more proof.

Modifié par BobbyTheI, 08 mars 2010 - 09:39 .


#80
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Fighting through the husks

They ought to have named this game

Left 4 Mass Effect

#81
BobbyTheI

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Miranda deserves
a better man than you, huh?
So do I, d-bag. 

#82
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Garrus loyalty
Getting closer to Harkin
Crap, two heavy mechs

Conrad Verner says
His wife was supporting him
Barkeeper facepalms

Conrad Verner said
I shoved a gun in his face
The lying bastard

Lovely reporter
Khalisa Al-Jilani
Her name is too long

#83
BobbyTheI

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Chikktika vas Paus
and Legion's drone fight our foes.
Our team's got some balls.

#84
RigAudio

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Messages for me?

You'd think that the Normandy

Would have spam filters

#85
RigAudio

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I don't understand

Every haiku that I post

Here gets double spaced

#86
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RigAudio wrote...

Messages for me?
You'd think that the Normandy
Would have spam filters


XD

Great technology
I want to answer fanmail
No reply button

#87
BobbyTheI

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Shepard's To Do List:
Find Sidonis.  Stop Kolyat.
Buy a space hamster. 

#88
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RigAudio wrote...

I don't understand
Every haiku that I post
Here gets double spaced


Don't do quick reply.
The standard form is your friend.
Single space goodness.

#89
RigAudio

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Walking through my ship

Nobody moves a muscle

Man, I've trained them well

#90
Amethyst Deceiver

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"I'm not done f***ing"

JOKERS WAITING ON THE BRIDGE

take care now shepard

#91
RigAudio

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BobbyTheI wrote...

RigAudio wrote...

I don't understand
Every haiku that I post
Here gets double spaced


Don't do quick reply.
The standard form is your friend.
Single space goodness.


Thanks for the reply
Let me just do a quick test
EDIT: Hey, it worked

Modifié par RigAudio, 08 mars 2010 - 09:51 .


#92
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BobbyTheI wrote...

Shepard's To Do List:
Find Sidonis.  Stop Kolyat.
Buy a space hamster. 


Citadel shopping
You would think the stores would have
More variety

#93
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Checking out cabin.
Terminal and hamster and...
HOLY S***!  BATHROOM! 

#94
Amethyst Deceiver

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a dose of hallex

the elcor artist forta

blows my ****ing mind

#95
RigAudio

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The devs sure designed
Miranda well. My roommate
Nicknamed her "Boobies"

#96
Amethyst Deceiver

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can you smell my "wind"?

i am a biotic god

"right behind you..... charge"

#97
BobbyTheI

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#98
RigAudio

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BobbyTheI wrote...

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Throw some Jack in there
You could use this to replace
Your current sig pics

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BobbyTheI wrote...

Miranda deserves
a better man than you, huh?
So do I, d-bag. 

Holy f**k, your haikus are comedy GOLD!

#100
BobbyTheI

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