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#101
Sol243

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Daft Jack is a b--i--t--c--h
To kill is to invite joy
Lust and pain suffice.

Modifié par Sol243, 08 mars 2010 - 10:22 .


#102
Gill Kaiser

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Come Mass Effect 3
The Normandy gets a bar
Shepard is happy

#103
Azint

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She is so lovely
My darling girl I carry
My Widow rifle

Modifié par Azint, 08 mars 2010 - 10:24 .


#104
Sol243

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Dead Reapers I dream
It's the only thing I wish
The desire strong

Modifié par Sol243, 08 mars 2010 - 10:29 .


#105
BobbyTheI

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Port observation.
What's hiding behind its door? 
Kasumi, I bet.

#106
Guest_antilles333_*

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Kelham was lucky.

Talked when surrounded by walls,

He still has his balls.

#107
BobbyTheI

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antilles333 wrote...

Kelham was lucky.
Talked when surrounded by walls,
He still has his balls.


Good cop or bad cop.
No matter which I pick I
Still beat up his ass.

#108
Azint

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F**k Praetorians
Barriers down, SLAM, recharge
Well there's only two.

#109
Guest_antilles333_*

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BobbyTheI wrote...

antilles333 wrote...

Kelham was lucky.
Talked when surrounded by walls,
He still has his balls.


Good cop or bad cop.
No matter which I pick I
Still beat up his ass.


Mouse was quite fearful,
His Shepard VI deletes,
My boot made him meat.

#110
BobbyTheI

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Gunship needs repairs.
Can't let these guys shoot Garrus.
"You're working too hard." 

#111
Sol243

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Platform is Legion

Built for one purpose, Shepard

To survive is goal.

#112
BobbyTheI

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Uh, oh!  Daddy's dead!
Tali's getting teary-eyed.
Paragon hug time! 

#113
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Rewrite or Destroy?
Weak structure comes from windows,
That at least we know....s

Modifié par antilles333, 08 mars 2010 - 10:40 .


#114
Guest_antilles333_*

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I love these Haikus

I hope this doesn't go dead,

This is a good thread.



Ha dur...

#115
BobbyTheI

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I fight the Reapers, 
Beat Sovereign, but can't take off
My ****ing helmet. 

#116
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Glad I nuked Ashley

Though Alenko's still alive...

Throw him a bee hive..........

#117
BobbyTheI

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Running low on jokes
Will sleep on it and come back
Have fun without me 

#118
Cerrydd

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BobbyTheI wrote...

Running low on jokes
Will sleep on it and come back
Have fun without me 


I hope you sleep well
It's morning here where I live
No haiku nightmares

#119
Sol243

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 Samara's Cleavage
 Hubba-hubba people say
 Quad kick her response.

Modifié par Sol243, 08 mars 2010 - 10:55 .


#120
adam_grif

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Although amusing,

this thread has nothing on

The CSI one.

#121
wolfstanus

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Conrad I hate you

I got you killed in ME1

Now youre a zombie

#122
Guest_antilles333_*

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I am sleepy too.

I will now head to my bed...

Haikus, in my head.

#123
Sol243

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adam_grif wrote...

Although amusing,
this thread has nothing on
The CSI one.


CSI. Haikus.
Can't we all just get along?
Both good and clever.

#124
Kurt M.

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BobbyTheI wrote...

Reaper army comes.
Blows up the whole Citadel.
Council needs more proof.


That made me seriously LOL:D

#125
Cerrydd

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Clean all the restrooms.
Cook a meal. Wanna try a
bite? I think I'll pass.

Serrice Ice Brandy
Hand it over looking weird
Makes Chakwas happy

Probing minerals
Don't we have crew for this?
EDI, take it over

Batarian eyes
Upper pair or lower pair?
Never mind, just shoot

"Tell Captain Gavorn
we not kill anyone now."
Please, go brush your teeth

Modifié par Cerrydd, 08 mars 2010 - 11:15 .