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#126
stillnotking

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Probe launched probe away
Probe launched launching probe probe launched
Probe away probe launched

Modifié par stillnotking, 08 mars 2010 - 11:37 .


#127
stillnotking

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Lady Gaga wrote
Bad Romance about Jacob
"Priiiiiize"? Die in a fire!

Modifié par stillnotking, 08 mars 2010 - 11:45 .


#128
Ooga600

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Tell me what you know

Or I'll cut your balls off and

Sell them to krogan

#129
Ooga600

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Really, Commander?

*Launches probe to the surface*

Probing Uranus...

#130
ThePasserby

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Ah, those haiku things
Lines that go five-seven-five
We've dismissed those claims.

Modifié par ThePasserby, 08 mars 2010 - 02:30 .


#131
RigAudio

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Commander Shepard
Savior of the galaxy
Never needs to poop

#132
RigAudio

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Normandy attacked
Quick, we need to save the crew
Fish don't feed themselves

#133
RighteousRage

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I know you feel this

Assuming direct control

This hurts you, Shepard



Barely concealed mirth,

Some of these are amazing

Pleased, well done, forum

#134
RigAudio

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Thresher Maw attacks
But he cannot hit me here
Man, glitching is fun

#135
RigAudio

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I do not see why
You can't romance more than one
The bed's big enough

Space hamster won't move
Tap the glass, but no response
Hamsters need food too

#136
Dark_Caduceus

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Shepard at Dark Star



Writing some haikus, wow he



Really never poos.

#137
BlueInkAlchemist

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I never thought I'd say



"I kind of miss the Mako."



Scanning planets sucks.

#138
Dark_Caduceus

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It's okay, come here



I sound like a cheesy porn



You quarian ****

#139
javierabegazo

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RighteousRage wrote...

I know you feel this
Assuming direct control
This hurts you, Shepard


Wow, harbinger has been spouting Haiku's the whole time

#140
BobbyTheI

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"Don't let them find me!"
I don't buy your act, baby.
Eat death, Elnora. 

#141
LiquidGrape

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Neon lights and crowds,
A soft patter of fingers,
My love ignores me

Modifié par LiquidGrape, 08 mars 2010 - 07:45 .


#142
BobbyTheI

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And now, my tribute to character threads.

Several thousand posts.
Half of which are basically:
"Got to go!" "Good night!"

*shielding self*

Modifié par BobbyTheI, 08 mars 2010 - 07:50 .


#143
Guest_antilles333_*

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One hundred fifty
Over a thousand pages
Tali for ages.

Edit: That's a tribute to the thread I made that got shut down that would've bee at 3.5k pages  by now :(.

Modifié par antilles333, 08 mars 2010 - 08:09 .


#144
BobbyTheI

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YOUR 2 SMALL, Shepard!
Morlan can help pump you up.
How do I reply? 

#145
Isaantia

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Dear Conrad, your wife

isn't impressed. Shuttle cost,

cheaper than lawyers.




#146
BobbyTheI

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Kal'Reegar was cool.
But he would have been cooler
with a cunning hat.
 

#147
Reptilian Rob

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Hey Garrus, can we talk?
Not now Shepard, in the middle of spooning.
Oh ok, can we spoon?

Modifié par Reptilian Rob, 09 mars 2010 - 03:51 .


#148
Noobius_Maximo

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Reptilian Rob wrote...

Hey Garrus, can we talk?
No now Shepard, in the middle of spooning.
Oh ok, can we spoon?


HAHAHA

#149
Reptilian Rob

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Garr likes to walk nude



How could this be, Shep is sad?



Garr likes his wind sack

#150
Danswan

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Reptilian Rob wrote...

Hey Garrus, can we talk?
Not now Shepard, in the middle of spooning.
Oh ok, can we spoon?


awesome