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[stillnotking]

Probe launched probe away
Probe launched launching probe probe launched
Probe away probe launched

Modifié par stillnotking, 08 mars 2010 - 11:37 .

[stillnotking]

Lady Gaga wrote
Bad Romance about Jacob
"Priiiiiize"? Die in a fire!

Modifié par stillnotking, 08 mars 2010 - 11:45 .

[Ooga600]

Tell me what you know

Or I'll cut your balls off and

Sell them to krogan

[Ooga600]

Really, Commander?

*Launches probe to the surface*

Probing Uranus...

[ThePasserby]

Ah, those haiku things
Lines that go five-seven-five
We've dismissed those claims.

Modifié par ThePasserby, 08 mars 2010 - 02:30 .

[RigAudio]

Commander Shepard
Savior of the galaxy
Never needs to poop

[RigAudio]

Normandy attacked
Quick, we need to save the crew
Fish don't feed themselves

[RighteousRage]

I know you feel this

Assuming direct control

This hurts you, Shepard



Barely concealed mirth,

Some of these are amazing

Pleased, well done, forum

[RigAudio]

Thresher Maw attacks
But he cannot hit me here
Man, glitching is fun

[RigAudio]

I do not see why
You can't romance more than one
The bed's big enough

Space hamster won't move
Tap the glass, but no response
Hamsters need food too

[Dark_Caduceus]

Shepard at Dark Star



Writing some haikus, wow he



Really never poos.

[BlueInkAlchemist]

I never thought I'd say



"I kind of miss the Mako."



Scanning planets sucks.

[Dark_Caduceus]

It's okay, come here



I sound like a cheesy porn



You quarian ****

[javierabegazo]

RighteousRage wrote...

I know you feel this
Assuming direct control
This hurts you, Shepard

Wow, harbinger has been spouting Haiku's the whole time

[BobbyTheI]

"Don't let them find me!"
I don't buy your act, baby.
Eat death, Elnora. 

[LiquidGrape]

Neon lights and crowds,
A soft patter of fingers,
My love ignores me

Modifié par LiquidGrape, 08 mars 2010 - 07:45 .

[BobbyTheI]

And now, my tribute to character threads.

Several thousand posts.
Half of which are basically:
"Got to go!" "Good night!"

*shielding self*

Modifié par BobbyTheI, 08 mars 2010 - 07:50 .

[BobbyTheI]

YOUR 2 SMALL, Shepard!
Morlan can help pump you up.
How do I reply? 

[Isaantia]

Dear Conrad, your wife

isn't impressed. Shuttle cost,

cheaper than lawyers.

[BobbyTheI]

Kal'Reegar was cool.
But he would have been cooler
with a cunning hat.
 

[Reptilian Rob]

Hey Garrus, can we talk?
Not now Shepard, in the middle of spooning.
Oh ok, can we spoon?

Modifié par Reptilian Rob, 09 mars 2010 - 03:51 .

[Noobius_Maximo]

Reptilian Rob wrote...

Hey Garrus, can we talk?
No now Shepard, in the middle of spooning.
Oh ok, can we spoon?

HAHAHA

[Reptilian Rob]

Garr likes to walk nude



How could this be, Shep is sad?



Garr likes his wind sack

[Danswan]

Reptilian Rob wrote...

Hey Garrus, can we talk?
Not now Shepard, in the middle of spooning.
Oh ok, can we spoon?

awesome