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#151
Azakias

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Reptilian Rob wrote...

Garr likes to walk nude

How could this be, Shep is sad?

Garr likes his wind sack


Omg...

Win.

Garrus has musical balls.

#152
Reptilian Rob

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Azakias wrote...

Reptilian Rob wrote...

Garr likes to walk nude

How could this be, Shep is sad?

Garr likes his wind sack


Omg...

Win.

Garrus has musical balls.

I deliver.

#153
Gerse1

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Remember, when you're

Scanning for those minerals

Shepard's getting tail.

#154
BobbyTheI

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Siha, you must know
Your waist is so supportive
Now give me my priiizzzze.

#155
Thorn Harvestar

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Sorry Liara,

Couldn't properly thank you

for saving my life

#156
Pinkflamingo22

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Miranda's Booty
Most Perfect in Multiiverse
Why is she not real

#157
BobbyTheI

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Fever? Nasty cough?
Tali shouldn't have played with
Shepard's omni-tool. 

#158
Noobius_Maximo

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Reptilian Rob wrote...

Garr likes to walk nude

How could this be, Shep is sad?

Garr likes his wind sack


Haha.

#159
Guest_Randy_Mac_*

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You complain about the game.

Could you walk the shoes of game devs?

Riveting tale chap.

#160
BobbyTheI

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Virmire blown up.
Saren's base completely gone.
Nothing left but Ash.
 

#161
RighteousRage

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BobbyTheI wrote...

Virmire blown up.
Saren's base completely gone.
Nothing left but Ash.
 


Posted Image

#162
Guest_antilles333_*

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Midnight Releases

Always make me feel like poo,

'Cept Mass Effect 2's.

#163
Guest_antilles333_*

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Thank you for nothing

I put a rift between us

"Thanks" for Cerberus.

#164
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Reptilian Rob wrote...

Hey Garrus, can we talk?
Not now Shepard, in the middle of spooning.
Oh ok, can we spoon?


Even though this one
Is nowhere near a Haiku
I still laughed out loud

#165
BobbyTheI

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Shepard's in sick bay?
What's wrong?  Probably something
That she ingested.

#166
Booglarize

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BobbyTheI wrote...

Virmire blown up.
Saren's base completely gone.
Nothing left but Ash.
 


Outstanding.

#167
Booglarize

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Stay faithful to Ash
Then, meeting on Horizon
Talimance ensues

Modifié par Booglarize, 09 mars 2010 - 01:06 .


#168
masterjedirobyn

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BobbyTheI wrote...

Siha, you must know
Your waist is so supportive
Now give me my priiizzzze.


Eww, I just thought of a foursome with these three guys at the same time...yuck

#169
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His blood running cold

No one left out here to fight

Assuming control

#170
Dragonseye1138

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Haiku are easy

But sometimes they don't make sense

Refrigerator

#171
javierabegazo

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So the "100 Haiku's for Tali" are now complete, you can view all of them here

Keep on with the Haiku's :)
:D

#172
Reptilian Rob

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RigAudio wrote...

Reptilian Rob wrote...

Hey Garrus, can we talk?
Not now Shepard, in the middle of spooning.
Oh ok, can we spoon?


Even though this one
Is nowhere near a Haiku
I still laughed out loud

Give me a break, dude bro
It was a fun parody
Garrus loves you too

#173
SweetiePea

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Dearest Rachni queen,

Possession is still creepy

Lay off Asari

#174
phimseto

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Where is the Mako?



Where is my inventory?



Streamlining is lame.

#175
Gerse1

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Not done yet! Hell yeah.

...put more of the stuff in the...

thing more stuff goes in.