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#201
kmcd5722

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BobbyTheI wrote...
Checking out cabin.
Terminal and hamster and...
HOLY S***!  BATHROOM! 

hahaha so true.  

ahem:

Sovereign and Geth Rock
Reapers and Mobile Platforms
We are Legion, One

#202
kmcd5722

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i'm sad to see this thread go, i enjoyed it, so i figured i would bump it

#203
javierabegazo

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A Spoken grimace

Student betrays the Master

"Unacceptable"

#204
javierabegazo

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Legacy of Cain

A small squadron of Blue Suns

What a mushroom cloud




#205
RigAudio

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It sucks that you have

To buy Dragon Age to use

Custom avatars

#206
javierabegazo

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RigAudio wrote...

It sucks that you have
To buy Dragon Age to use
Custom avatars


Yet sucks even more
my xbox cannot use mods
Oh, what misfortune

#207
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Tried to write poem...
ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
I know you feel this.

Image IPB

Modifié par thedoncarnage, 17 mars 2010 - 12:37 .


#208
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Shepard was a transvestite

Harkin used his body for extinsive reasearch

I am SOVEREIGN!

#209
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Captain Cornhole wrote...

Shepard was a transvestite
Harkin used his body for extinsive reasearch
I am SOVEREIGN!


Morning is lovely
Butterflies float on the breeze
And your haiku sucks!

#210
RigAudio

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javierabegazo wrote...

RigAudio wrote...

It sucks that you have
To buy Dragon Age to use
Custom avatars


Yet sucks even more
my xbox cannot use mods
Oh, what misfortune


It's official then:
Console gaming sucks compared
To PC gaming

#211
RigAudio

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Shepard gets the best

Equipment money can buy.

But why can't he shave?

#212
Llandaryn

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Funny coloured stars

Watch the Normandy fly by

Scale Itch really hurts

#213
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Got Jack in the Box.

Their fries are subject to change.

My heart fills with rage.



THEY CHANGED. THEIR GODDAMN FRIES.



**** THIS.

#214
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antilles333 wrote...

Got Jack in the Box.
Their fries are subject to change.
My heart fills with rage.

THEY CHANGED. THEIR GODDAMN FRIES.

**** THIS.

AAAHAHHAAAAAAAA.....wow...

#215
RigAudio

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The first page is clean
Thanks to Ecael's method of
Blocking support threads.

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#216
scmadsen

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Off to Illium
really miss Liara bad
Stupid BioWare

unable to tell
you how I feel in return
If only I was

that you should
never worry about us
forever love you

faithful always to
the one that gave me second
chance to see you

the only true one
the beautiful blue rose of
Illium I love

Modifié par scmadsen, 22 mars 2010 - 07:03 .


#217
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I am Sovereign



The big bad Reaper's dropped in



Now I've perploded

#218
RigAudio

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scmadsen wrote...

Off to Illium
really miss Liara bad
Stupid BioWare

unable to tell
you how I feel in return
If only I was

that you should
never worry about us
forever love you

faithful always to
the one that gave me second
chance to see you

the only true one
the beautiful blue rose of
Illium I love

I'm sensing a theme here.

#219
Scalpels

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Please, I implore you.

Read my signature right now

It contains Haiku

#220
javierabegazo

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Once a upon a time

There was a Krogan named Wrex

Stoically, "Shepard."

#221
RigAudio

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I hope the crew likes

These fancy ingredients.

Never seen them eat.

#222
scmadsen

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Very lonely is

my Shepard, she misses the

lovely Liara.

#223
Twilight_Princess

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Shepard feels lonely

No one wants to have a chat

wonders if she smells...

#224
RigAudio

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Shepard cheated death

And he has tons of upgrades

But he still can't dance.

#225
BobbyTheI

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Firewalker pack
today.  A good excuse to
play the game again.