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Maephina

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Before I get started let me first state that I absolutely love Mass Effect 2. I think it is one of the single-most-epic games I have ever played. That disclaimer out of the way, I feel a need to pose a question: Why is it that the entire galaxy is flat chested except for Miranda Lawson? As I lounged the evening away with Kelly in my cabin one evening, the full gravity (or lack there of) of this issue truely dawned upon me.

Every single person, be it alien or human that I 've come across in my galactic voyage has been a card-carrying member of the Itty-Bitty ****** Committee. Including ME! (Speaking here from a Fem Shepard perspective of course).
As I dwell some more on this subject, I find my self intruiged even more by the gene modifications that Miranda's father must be capable of.

It might stand to reason (as an amusing subplot or mini-story or something) within the scope of Impending Galactic Doom that any female, be they Quarian, Asari or Human that lays eyes upon Miranda Lawson might just look on her as a Deer-In-head lights and say "Holy ****! Where did she get those knockers?!?! And how much?!

Something to consider... :D

Modifié par Maephina, 09 mars 2010 - 04:46 .


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In the future, the council puts a ban on silicone.

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AtreiyaN7

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Yeah, sorry to break this to you: most women in the world aren't porn stars with over-inflated chests that aren't real. It must be very disappointing for you to be faced with reality I guess. Forgot to add: I think you're a troll, but hey, let's see how many people you can get.

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Inquisitor Recon

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Somebody start a "bigger boobs for Mass Effect 3 group."



And the romance scenes need to show some side-boob and ass again like in ME1.

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Troll Troll Troll!!!

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Crappymeatplow

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I know rediculous it doesn have a double D girl that doesn't spam neurel shock out of the nips

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Gandalf-the-Fabulous

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On a side note Bioware released this reveal trailer for the squadmate who is going to take Miranda's place in ME3.





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Inquisitor Recon

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Miranda needs a biotic field just to be able to stand upright.


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I'm serious, in most games it seems like their must be government subsidized plastic surgery or something.

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Maybe it is just me but I thought Samara appeared to have a larger cheast size than Maranda did.

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Maephina

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Gandalf-the-Fabulous wrote...

On a side note Bioware released this reveal trailer for the squadmate who is going to take Miranda's place in ME3.


ROFL. Ok, good one.

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GnusmasTHX

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Dumb thread.



But I do like big boobs.

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Crappymeatplow

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that was a biotic pushup bra cross

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Maephina

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Cross1280 wrote...

Maybe it is just me but I thought Samara appeared to have a larger cheast size than Maranda did.


Oh you are right, Samara is rather well endowed for an Asari but I think she is the only well-endowed one in existance. HENCEFORTH , Samara shall be know as the Asari Busticar. Cause it works, yes.

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Don't forget the Bartender in Eternity.. she's pretty well endowed.

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I thought I saw a busty Quarian. What's her face on Talis mission.

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heretica

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why don't we complain about the penis size of the average volus?

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Actually the OP does have a Point. All the Female Aliens/Allies, except Miranda have the same Size of Breasts. Same goes for pretty much every other NPC you meet that is Female or mono-gendered in case of the Asari. No offence there or anything but, in RL you have different Breastsizes, Bumsizes, Facial Features and so forth. In ME everyone pretty much looks the same physically, except maybe the Facial Features. Miranda being the only one so far that actually looks different in terms of Body Proportions than everyone else. Its kinda..odd ^^

Edit: Oh i forgot, Matriarchs seem to be all huge-boobed too, see the Bartender, Benezia, Samara ^^

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WrexEffex

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Samara was pretty stacked.

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Dualcode wrote...

Actually the OP does have a Point. All the Female Aliens/Allies, except Miranda have the same Size of Breasts. Same goes for pretty much every other NPC you meet that is Female or mono-gendered in case of the Asari. No offence there or anything but, in RL you have different Breastsizes, Bumsizes, Facial Features and so forth. In ME everyone pretty much looks the same physically, except maybe the Facial Features. Miranda being the only one so far that actually looks different in terms of Body Proportions than everyone else. Its kinda..odd ^^

Edit: Oh i forgot, Matriarchs seem to be all huge-boobed too, see the Bartender, Benezia, Samara ^^


Normal uninformed comment.

Every character model takes up an amount of resources, having "Everyone is a beautiful and unique snowflake" world would cross 10 discs just to fit every possible phenotype of the humans.

And really, if you spend A LOT of time around large groups of people, you realize just how similar we all are anyway. Ask any 5year + teacher at a high school.

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Chakku Sama

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Maybe Bioware never thought about it.

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thegreateski

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I knew it. It always comes down to boobies doesn't it?

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Hulluliini

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I actually like it that rather than give everyone the same big breasted model, they chose to go for a normal sized, realistic model.