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[Bogsnot1]

OK folks, we've had all sorts of requests for missions, squaddies, weapons and the like, this is for background flavour.

Examples of the things I would like to see are;
1) Thane, Samara or Morinth speaking with Rupert about his cooking, as the smells emenating from the nearby toilets seems "unnatural"
2) During the long "debreifing" scenes on the Normandy, a dialogue option of "hold that thought, i need to take a crap", followed by an over the shoulder cutsence of Shep reading the newstablet thingy whilst the the throne.
3) Renegade romance option of setting Joker up with Tali. Neither is going to get some without seriously hurting the other. Too much lovey dovey snuggling results in another renegade moment of being violently ill all over them.
4) Zaeed saying "Yeah, yeah we know. Jack@ss" after Grunt yells "I AM KROGAN" for the 8th time. Variously flavoured comments from other sqauddies. ie Morinth (sarcastically): "Are you quite sure about that?"
5) Flatulence. Farts are funny. We understand this. Dogs understand this. We need fart humour. The "Biotic God" cutscene really lost something when there wasnt an appropriately timed "Biotic Wind" sound effect. Hell, we'd settle for one of the filters in Tali's mask flaking out and making a farty type sound in inhale/exhale leading to an embaressing conversation moment.
6) Have Zaeed relocate some of his surveilence equipment into the womens locker room, and then settle in for a night of beers and popcorn on the couch with the lads.
7) We have appreciative comments when we do headshots, now how about something similar for for groin shots. Gives a new meaning to the head hunter award.

Post away, and let the chaos begin

[FlintlockJazz]

8) Have Tali constantly talk to her Combat Drone even out of combat, refering to it as a Miniature Giant Space Combat Drone which gives her advice on how to do things like cook.

9) Have the Space Hamster give Shepard advice on things from cooking to romance to buttkicking for goodness, such as giving flowers to Jack to show her that he cares, and for his advice to actually be good. The hamster could console Shepard at the low points too.

[mopotter]

I actually agree. Maybe not the farts. I married into a fart funny family and it get's old. But I did miss the humor in ME2. Yes it's a dark story, but humor helps in times of stress and even bad humor (farts) can ease the tension in down time.

[sonsonthebia07]

Bogsnot1 wrote...

OK folks, we've had all sorts of requests for missions, squaddies, weapons and the like, this is for background flavour.

Examples of the things I would like to see are;
1) Thane, Samara or Morinth speaking with Rupert about his cooking, as the smells emenating from the nearby toilets seems "unnatural"
2) During the long "debreifing" scenes on the Normandy, a dialogue option of "hold that thought, i need to take a crap", followed by an over the shoulder cutsence of Shep reading the newstablet thingy whilst the the throne.
3) Renegade romance option of setting Joker up with Tali. Neither is going to get some without seriously hurting the other. Too much lovey dovey snuggling results in another renegade moment of being violently ill all over them.
4) Zaeed saying "Yeah, yeah we know. Jack@ss" after Grunt yells "I AM KROGAN" for the 8th time. Variously flavoured comments from other sqauddies. ie Morinth (sarcastically): "Are you quite sure about that?"
5) Flatulence. Farts are funny. We understand this. Dogs understand this. We need fart humour. The "Biotic God" cutscene really lost something when there wasnt an appropriately timed "Biotic Wind" sound effect. Hell, we'd settle for one of the filters in Tali's mask flaking out and making a farty type sound in inhale/exhale leading to an embaressing conversation moment.
6) Have Zaeed relocate some of his surveilence equipment into the womens locker room, and then settle in for a night of beers and popcorn on the couch with the lads.
7) We have appreciative comments when we do headshots, now how about something similar for for groin shots. Gives a new meaning to the head hunter award.

Post away, and let the chaos begin

THAT'S NOT COOL BOGSNOT. YOU DON'T SHOOT A GUY IN THE DICK.

I agree with more humor in the game though. 

[Bogsnot1]

FlintlockJazz wrote...

8) Have Tali constantly talk to her
Combat Drone even out of combat, refering to it as a Miniature Giant
Space Combat Drone which gives her advice on how to do things like cook.
9)
Have the Space Hamster give Shepard advice on things from cooking to
romance to buttkicking for goodness, such as giving flowers to Jack to
show her that he cares, and for his advice to actually be good. The
hamster could console Shepard at the low points too.

I guess I'm not the only one to name their hamster
"Boo" then.

10) We need Space Minsc as a squaddie!

mopotter wrote...

I actually agree. Maybe not the farts. I married into a fart funny family and it get's old...

I wasn't talking about spraying the game with farts, just one or two well timed ones.

"Dammit, why did I have to try Rupert's curry before we land on a planet that requires an enviro-suit!?"


Edit: Sonson, would make them less willing to charge out from behind cover then woukldnt it? The Krogan have enough breeding problems as is, you erally think they would go charging in knowing they could lose one, or possibly both of their custard cannons?

Modifié par Bogsnot1, 10 mars 2010 - 07:04 .

[Gre3nham]

Puting question marks at the end of some lines, maybe switching lines for charicters.



Garrus tackles someone... "I am Krogan?"



I don't know, but question marks make things funny, you know, ending the sentence in an exagerated questioning tone.

[sonsonthebia07]

Bogsnot1 wrote...

FlintlockJazz wrote...

8) Have Tali constantly talk to her
Combat Drone even out of combat, refering to it as a Miniature Giant
Space Combat Drone which gives her advice on how to do things like cook.
9)
Have the Space Hamster give Shepard advice on things from cooking to
romance to buttkicking for goodness, such as giving flowers to Jack to
show her that he cares, and for his advice to actually be good. The
hamster could console Shepard at the low points too.

I guess I'm not the only one to name their hamster
"Boo" then.

10) We need Space Minsc as a squaddie!

mopotter wrote...

I actually agree. Maybe not the farts. I married into a fart funny family and it get's old...

I wasn't talking about spraying the game with farts, just one or two well timed ones.

"Dammit, why did I have to try Rupert's curry before we land on a planet that requires an enviro-suit!?"


Edit: Sonson, would make them less willing to charge out from behind cover then woukldnt it? The Krogan have enough breeding problems as is, you erally think they would go charging in knowing they could lose one, or possibly both of their custard cannons?

"Oooooooh, it stingssssssss..."

[Sajuro]

Bogsnot1 wrote...

FlintlockJazz wrote...

8) Have Tali constantly talk to her
Combat Drone even out of combat, refering to it as a Miniature Giant
Space Combat Drone which gives her advice on how to do things like cook.
9)
Have the Space Hamster give Shepard advice on things from cooking to
romance to buttkicking for goodness, such as giving flowers to Jack to
show her that he cares, and for his advice to actually be good. The
hamster could console Shepard at the low points too.

I guess I'm not the only one to name their hamster
"Boo" then.

10) We need Space Minsc as a squaddie!

mopotter wrote...

I actually agree. Maybe not the farts. I married into a fart funny family and it get's old...

I wasn't talking about spraying the game with farts, just one or two well timed ones.

"Dammit, why did I have to try Rupert's curry before we land on a planet that requires an enviro-suit!?"


Edit: Sonson, would make them less willing to charge out from behind cover then woukldnt it? The Krogan have enough breeding problems as is, you erally think they would go charging in knowing they could lose one, or possibly both of their custard cannons?

You could randomly knee a male enemy in the family jewels when you melee them, that'd be a critical hit.

[Barzahl]

"I think mine's cracked too. Critical hit to the nads."

[TODave]

Bogsnot1 wrote...
I guess I'm not the only one to name their hamster
"Boo" then.

10) We need Space Minsc as a squaddie!

In other words... Conrad Verner for Squaddie in ME3?

It's not like he has anything else to do, since his wife kicke.... I mean, happily paid for his passage off-world. (Wonder if there is a restraining order against him returning home.)

[TODave]

11) Space Monkey for squaddie in ME3!

[ruderbecca]

We should have a Pyjak as a pet and have scenes when you're in the debrief room where it randomly runs is and starts humping your leg or you get a call from Joker telling you you need to extract it from Miranda's hair or something.

[lovgreno]

Making prank calls after getting drunk.

[Rider_999]

In my opinion fart jokes aren't fun, have never been fun and will never be fun. It will completely ruin the game.

Zaeed's comment from point 4 will be quite hilarious, for the rest... not so much.

[t3HPrO]

12.) Jacob&Legion spike the drinks in the Normandy's bar with some kind of drug that induces extreme horniness and some date rape drugs,while Zaeed,Garrus&Mordin plant some of Zaeed's surveillance cams in Miranda's office.Then Shepard convinces Miranda and Jack to have a few drinks in the bar,and when they're drunk enough,the 6 guys drag Miranda and Jack into Miranda's office and throw them on Miranda's bed.Then they jump onto a couch with beers and toilet rolls,and watch the fun begin from a 109-inch 360-degree holoprojection display.THAT would be real fun.