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[G1ganotosaurus]

I couldn't find a thread like this so I'll just make one. What's the funniest option you've ever heard? In the proving one of the dwarves said "you honor me with this fight". One of my answers was "I'll honor you upside the head".  I don't know why, I just thought that was too funny not to share.

[Schwinni]

The funniest answer is in Orzammar in the tavern. Nevin says "Afternoon, stranger. You looking for a stool to share a brew?" and you can answer "You looking for a fist to share your face?".

[crawfs]

my favorite was when characters talk amongst themselves or just think aloud I walked into the diamond quarter and shale said "So this is where the higher class of midgets live is it?"

[CID-78]

i would say that talking to leske with a female commoner dwarf give you some funny replies.

[Ayanko]

Oghren: Ah. Yep. Lot of tension around here.

Alistair: You think so, do you?

Oghren: Know what I do to relieve tension?

Alistair: I hesitate to wonder.

Oghren: I polish the ol' weapon.

Alistair: Really.

Oghren: Yep. Give it a good shine. With a dry rag, then with a little grease.

Alistair: That's disgusting.

Oghren: You're telling me you never gave yer blade the old spit-shine?

Alistair: I think that's private.

Oghren: Really? Sodding Chantry and its rules. i like to do it right out in the open.

Alistair: Where people can see you?

Oghren: Yep.

Alistair: Wait, what are you talking about?

Oghren: What are you talking about?

Alistair: (Sigh) Never mind.

[Shador5529]

The Morrigan + Dog scene in camp.



Morrigan: "A putrid, half-eaten hare is not something a woman wants to find in her unmentionables"



One of your options is "It can't be smellier than what usually goes in there."



Alternatively, if you are a male and your approval is high enough, you can say:



"He ruined them? Does that mean you'll have to go without?"

[Rataska Dragonbane]

Shador5529 wrote...

The Morrigan + Dog scene in camp.

Morrigan: "A putrid, half-eaten hare is not something a woman wants to find in her unmentionables"

One of your options is "It can't be smellier than what usually goes in there."

Alternatively, if you are a male and your approval is high enough, you can say:

"He ruined them? Does that mean you'll have to go without?"

That seen is so early in the game Ive never gotten her aproval rate up much prior to it. If you choose the latter what does she say?

[Shador5529]

Her response is "Perhaps, but that is beside the point."

[Ozzlok]

Toooooooooooo many Morrigan quotes to mention but all of her convos with Allistar and Leliana (especially if you are romantically involed with Leliana) Are hysterical.

Maybe my playthrough has morrigan throwing up some different convos in that regard because I first romanced Morrigan, then broke it off to romance Lel. Now I am still in a romance with Lel. but I have both Lel AND Morrigans approval pegged

The claws come out...hehehe

Modifié par Ozzlok, 10 mars 2010 - 07:53 .

[crawfs]

I honestly think Shale is one of the funniest characters I love his voice it just adds to it

[Shador5529]

crawfs wrote...

I honestly think Shale is one of the funniest characters I love his her voice it just adds to it

FTFY

[Marso40]

It's not really a convo option, but one scene that always cracks me up is where the dwarves are arguing in the assembly. The one says "I think we should put the matter to a vote" and another chimes in with "I think you need a taste of my family's mace!" or something like that,

[Sarah1281]

I like it during the Landsmeet when you win and you can say "Ha! You lose!"

[Alregard]

I agree with and think that "it"  (crawfs) has a point!

Shale has the funniest lines by far.  One of the funniest things Shale does is when you first leave the town with him made me laugh for days, no...weeks!

crawfs wrote...

I honestly think Shale is one of the funniest characters I love his voice it just adds to it

Modifié par Alregard, 11 mars 2010 - 11:53 .

[Shador5529]

Alregard wrote...

I agree with and think that "it"  (crawfs) has a point!

Shale has the funniest lines by far.  One of the funniest things Shale does is when you first leave the town with him  her made me laugh for days, no...weeks!

crawfs wrote...

I honestly think Shale is one of the funniest characters I love his her voice it just adds to it

Again, fixed.  Shale is a SHE, damnit.

[sylvanaerie]

City elf origin (easily the one that makes me giggle the most) you can get money from the drunks with something like "Making the rounds getting wedding presents" (and one of them passes out and then stands right back up)

After the PC pisses off the groom Soris says "Don't look now we have more trouble" one of the options is something like "Something more than alienating the groom?" Soris replies "Nice job on that by the way"

the PC getting up in Duncan's grill ready to throw down with him if he doesn't leave Soris exclaims "Try not to die, I'll run get help"

The two guards who are supposed to tie your PC up for being "the scrapper" seeing Soris who slides the sword across the floor to the PC and the one guy says "Oh sod"

the beggars in the Alienage (After it opens in Denerim) "My mother is especially dead"

Mage option conversations. (The dumb bandit in Lothering who runs away cause he doesn't want to be turned into a toad). Flirting with Teagan as a mage. Talking with Alistair about templars as a mage too.

Fort Drakon escape sequence (while not a conversation option per se is my favorite to choose "Let Dog handle this") and the mabari goes over to pee on one guard's leg. The other says something like "Good boy"

Having Sten in your group when trying to get into the tower and Carroll is feeling "peckish" when you choose the "Can't we work something out" option.

So many good giggle moments.

Modifié par sylvanaerie, 12 mars 2010 - 10:58 .

[mousestalker]

Carroll and Sten. Carroll and Lellianna. Carroll and Morrigan. Actually, almost anything with Carroll.

[dwanedibbley]

I liked Morrigan vs Sten dialogs.

About ingame dialog options with NPCs, there r many funny choices - mostly those which say exactly what i want but they r too "rude" to tell them irl (like when Morrigan asked what i think about her mother and theres "shes nutty old bat" option, or when u enter Jarvias hideout and guards ask for password u can chose "Jarvia sucks lizard eggs" and "I dont know... No, wait, i remember. 'Die scum!'"), but there r many of these options to remember them exactly.

I must always smile when i see Shale adressing Morrigan as Swamp Witch.

Now i recalled 2 more funny moments from begin of game 1/ in Lothering after bandits theres discussion about what to do next and Alistair asks Morrigan "... Just what would you do if your mother died?" followed by answer "Before or after i stopped laughting?" 2/ Morrigans comment "And now we have a dog. And Alistair is still the stupidest member of the party." U just has to like her since begin.

[Sir Kerm]

The group walks into a house and finds a very bloody alter. Morrigan says something about it.



PC response: Ew.



Conversation over. Hilarious

[DJ0000]

I like the one in Dust Town where the beggar asks for some money and you can say "How about a generous kick in the face".



Or as a City Elf where Cailan asks what duncan saved you from and you say "I killed a noble who tried to rape my fiance". His response is awesome.

[crawfs]

There's a funny one in dust town when looking for the carta you talk to a beggar and one of the convo options is something like "How bout I politely kick you in the head"

P.S Since when is Shale a chick voice sounds more manly and beside it's a golem

[Janni-in-VA]

"Since when is Shale a chick voice sounds more manly and beside it's a golem"

If you do the Anvil of the Void quest with Shale in your party, Caridin remembers her. She's the only woman who ever volunteered to become a golem, Shayle of House Cadash. However, there are hints earlier. She worries about the augmentation crystals you use for armor making her look wider, for example. Also, she was voiced by an actress, and it's obvious the voice has been digitally altered to give it that hollow sound.

Modifié par Janni-in-VA, 13 mars 2010 - 01:31 .

[frostajulie]

As a female mage when talking to Jowan



PC: "This cow is your girlfriend?"



Jowan: "Wha- She's standing right here!"



LMAO

[sajahVarel]

In the Korcari wild when you encouter the wounded scout with a female char, when Jory is afraid of the darkspawn ambushes :



"I didn't know I was the only man here..."

[Magical Might]

Warden: "A Chanter says 'what?'

Chanter Devons: "What?"

Kid: "Oh! Ha! You got him to speak!"

Chanter Devons: "Err.. Uh, 'What hath man's sin wrought'?

Kid: Oh, he cheated!

(Lothering, after asking 'What, is he touched in the head or something?' or 'So he can't speak normally?' to the kid beside Chanter Devons)



I couldn't stop laughing for at least five minutes after this. Well, more 'couldn't stop laughing for more than a couple seconds,' really.