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[cella ragnarokk]

well the canoodelig conversation with morrigan and sten is always wery funny:)

[Sresla]

As far as talking to NPCs, I always thought the funniest one was talking to Murdock in Redliffe and when he says, I heard all the Grey Wardens were dead, you can reply,



"No, only the ones who weren't good enough to save your sorry ass village."



Priceless. Having Zevran with you makes it even better, because then Murdock backtracks and Zevran follows up with,



"That's good. The survival rate of ingrates is remarkably low, so I hear."

[rhiain]

There's a great scene with Oghren in the camp during which he claims that Dog has stolen his pants. When the PC points out that he's still wearing his pants, he drunk-slurs something like, "I know that, but DOG doesn't. It will be his downfall! You hear, that, Dog? I'm comin' for ya!" And then Oghren falls over and does his weird mumbly "*sschabs" thing. Absolutely slayed me.

Modifié par rhiain, 14 mars 2010 - 01:49 .

[Nerdage]

Morrigan: "I imagine you have already composed a suitable ballad to commemorate the events at Redcliffe, Leliana?"

Leliana: "Why would I do such a thing?"

Morrigan: "You have taken up your instruments once again, have you not? So to speak. A bard takes events of great import and puts them to tale."

Leliana: "What happened at Redcliffe was horrible! So many people died, and they were violated by unimaginable evil forces."

Morrigan: "That was not so difficult, was it? You may wish to add music, however."

I must admit that, even though every moral choice I made in origins seems to annoy morrigan, I can't help but laugh when she attacks other party members, she's just so good at it. If it where possible to have affairs without ending other romances I would.

[Eluethra]

Morrigan's reply when you talk to her at Eamon's estate..."If one more servant asks me....{can't remember exactly} ... I will set the house on fire!"

[Xendin]

At the landsmeet...



"My mabari will be my champion!"



"Ah, Warden... No. I'm afraid we can't leave the fate of all Ferelden up to your dog. Anyone with a leftover ham bone could buy his allegiance. Choose someone else."

[Robalicious_13]

The chanter at Lothering.



The boy goes on about how he can only speak the chant.



Boy: He can only speak the chant



Rob: Hey chanter, Maker says what!



Chanter: what? DOH

[Sylrien]

There's a conversation, with high enouch cunning, you can get with Alistair when talking about being raised by dogs.

Alistair: Blah blah blah, flying dogs, devout Andrastians....

Player with HIgh Cunning: I bet your mother was a real ****!

Alistair: Alright, you win! I cannot match your rapier wit.

I'll have to have Zevran to see that Murdock one. That sounds hilarious. And replay a few things. That sounds good.

[Darkzerker]

Best is when sten and dog are chosen to break you out and the guards ask why they are there and sten replies, "I am a giant with a war dog, either we are making a delivery or you are being besieged."

[ladydesire]

Well, it's not in the game (yet), but this fragment of banter I'm working on is kind of cute:



Lealion : Alistair is cute, in a "lost puppy" sort of way.



Alistair: Hey, should I start nipping at your robe?

[Kimarous]

Eluethra wrote...

Morrigan's reply when you talk to her at Eamon's estate..."If one more servant asks me if I want a change of clothes, I will set the house on fire!"

Completed it for you.

[paltis]

...Zevran: Oh? That is not such a terrible thought. Creating a new life can be a great deal of fun.
Shale: So you say. I have no idea how a golem is created, but I doubt I shall be creating one anytime soon.
Zevran: Just as well, I imagine. Any lover of yours would no doubt be quickly reduced to a puddle of bruises.
Shale: So you see me winning the affection of another golem, do you? Most golems are slaves to whomever holds their control rod.
Zevran: Funny, it works exactly the same way for us as well.

my God.. hilarious!!