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[Lest]

Mine honestly has to be calling Alistair's bluff when he says: "Now, if we could get past the awkward bit and just move onto the steamy parts, I'd appreciate it."

Awkward Alistair is so cute - and that's quite a feat, as I'm a Hetrosexual male.

Honest.

[DJ0000]

I like in the Orzammar Assembly when the guy says "How about you have a taste of my families mace".



Also, "Evil thoughts make me thirsty for ale" is hilarious.

[Rokushi]

In the beginning, when you first meet Morrigan, and she asks if you're afraid that barbarians will swoop down upon you. Then Alistair says: "Yeh, swooping is bad":pinched: He says that with the sarcastic tone in his voice:pinched:

Modifié par Rokushi, 10 mars 2010 - 07:46 .

[Lest]

Oh, allso, Alistair's gripping tale of his hard childhood... Where he was raised by flying, religeous strict dogs from the anderfels.

[Chasseresse]

Well that explains the smell.

[AnniLau]

The Princess Stabbity bit is still my favorite.

[Zy-El]

Lest wrote...

Mine honestly has to be calling Alistair's bluff when he says: "Now, if we could get past the awkward bit and just move onto the steamy parts, I'd appreciate it."

Awkward Alistair is so cute - and that's quite a feat, as I'm a Hetrosexual male.

Honest.

For those who don't recall, the response from the PC was, "Sounds good!  Off with the armour!"

It was really funny for me because we were in the middle of the Deep Roads with Wynne and Leliana present.  Wonder what they thought!! 

[Shadvox]

Of course this is a spoiler, but: Oghren taken to Soldier's Peak, has a cut-scene dialogue with Avernus that has the mage just stop with jaw dropping open for a long second or two and staring silently he is just that shocked; requires some recovery. The timing of it is great, was a real out of the blue surprise and better just because of that. Was mostly Avernus' facial reaction/pause had me almost fall out of my chair though. Was like finally, someone in this whole game actually reacted for real!

[LyudmilaKatzen]

I didn't choose it, but when the vote goes against Loghain in the landsmeet the PC has the option to say "Hah! You lose!" XD I just about died.



Another one that was great was this random guy who asks you for money/help in Denerim, I can't remember his name. He talks about having so many mouths to feed and says "I have 15 cousins. 15, can you imagine? My uncle must walk around with a constant bulge." I had to stop to go tell my husband about that one.

[Lest]

I laughed at when Wynne was making Alistair uncomfortable:



"You look suspicously like the cat that swallowed the pigeon."

"Canary."

"What?"

"The cat that swallowed the Canary."

"I once had a very large cat - My point is..."

[CalJones]

Most of them come from Sten.



The whole Carroll-cookie dialogue, especially the way he says "it was for his own good."



When he comes to Andraste's ashes... "Congratulations! You have found a wastebin."



And the two conversations he has with Alistair about his time in the cage in Lothering.



I love Sten.

[Andorfiend]

"There is definetly evil here. You go first." - Ser Otto

[HobbesX]

when Leliana calls out Sten on "training" the kitten. i lost it.i think Sten is the coolest.

Modifié par HobbesX, 10 mars 2010 - 09:58 .

[R-F]

i like all the mini conversations that take place when you talk to Dog in camp and the other characters come up to dog. i think it was Alistair that was face to face with Dog talking and then got scared. also Morrigan complaining about Dog was great.



Also Morrigan hitting on Sten and then Sten accepting.

[ObserverStatus]

Oren: "Take that, dire bunny! All darkspawn fear my sword of truthiness!"

Stephen Colbert references ftw

Modifié par bobobo878, 11 mars 2010 - 01:43 .

[ExistsAlready]

Oghren trying to persuade Dog to be his mount. And then to pull his Mabari Chariot.



And Drunk Oghren. "Damn dog took my pants!" and then, later when he mistakes you for Hespith, "Wait here while I get my pants back from that damn dog".

[melkathi]

Oghren and the roast nug...



Shale: Have fun storming the castle.



The various rescues from Fort Drakon (how come no one has mentioned those yet?)



Searching for Asala: every chance you get scaring people by pointing at Sten. "Sten rip his arms off"

[scomoletti]

If you take Shale back to Honnleath, as soon as you enter the gates to the village Shale pauses, looks at a chicken, stomps it into a puddle, then shrugs her shoulders in a dismissive sort of way.

[WingsandRings]

Zev: "Might I offer you a bit of advice, my good friend Alistair?"

Ali: "I like my hair the way it is, actually."

Zev: "Truly?.....As you wish. Actually..."



The whole conversation is hilarious, but I love the fact that Zev totally zings him on something that he's not even intending to.



I also love the Alistair/Wynne banter about Alistair's shirt. Alistair is just sooooo pouty.

"You don't want me to fight dark spawn in a shirt with a hole do yooooou? It might get bigger, I might catch cooooold."

[Kileyan]

Rokushi wrote...

In the beginning, when you first meet Morrigan, and she asks if you're afraid that barbarians will swoop down upon you. Then Alistair says: "Yeh, swooping is bad":pinched: He says that with the sarcastic tone in his voice:pinched:

This, probably anything Allistair says. I like his sarcastic sense of humor, and the chances I get to throw it back at him were great fun.

Morrigan was funny the first couple of times she commented on good acts, but I got tired of her when it became apparent she was just a bitter shrew.

[WingsandRings]

I DO love it when you take Morrigan into the Fade for Connor, and when you approach Fade!Connor, one of the dialogue options you get is "try to be nice." Morrigan trying desperately to be nice to a little kid was cracking me up.

[StrawberryViking]

Alot..... from off the top of my head, but there's too much funny in this game to remember it all....

The "beggars" in the alienage "My parents are especially dead."

(After the first time in the tent)Alistair:According to the chantry I should be struck down by lightening right about now.
PC:Not for that performance."  

At Tapsters " Care to share a stool with a brew? "
PC: "Care to share my fist with your face? "

Sten: Do you intend to keep going North until it becomes South and attack the Archdemon from the rear?
PC: It'll never see this coming
Sten: Truly?  It would surprise me if my enemy attacked my by running away.

***

Oghren: I can just imagine her and Branka rolling around on the floor in the Deep Roads..kissing..and licking...  *ahem* I think I'll just go to my tent for a little while
***
    Morrigan: "'Tis cold in my tent, all alone..."
    Warden : "Then get a thicker blanket."  
***
Sten: "Why would women ever wish to be men? That makes no sense."
Warden: "They don't wish to be men. They wish to be women who fight."
 Sten: "Do they also wish to live on the moon? That's as attainable."  
***
Mercenary Guy: Where is the shield?
(Dwarf Noble)PC: The shield is a metaphor, it's in all of us.

(Dwarf Noble)PC: Gorim, why is this man talking to me?

Merchant: Prince/Princess Auducan!  *faints*

Gorim: "Is that really Trian's ring?"
PC: "It is, it must have been stolen from him."
Gorim: "Yes... that's exactly what I was going to say."
Scout: "Blind as a rock, this one is."

***
Jowan: We should be safe here.
PC: Uh...do you not see that priest standing right there?

Jowan: This is Lily, the love of my life  
PC: That fat cow is your lover? 
Jowan: She's standing right here!
***
Dalish Hunter: Why have you come here human?
PC: To take advantage of your hospitality
***
PC: And what exactly would you like in return?
Zevran: Well, being allowed to live might be nice, and would make me marginally more useful to you.

Zevran: You see, in Antiva, the Crows are rather infamous
PC: Not for being good assassins I see

PC: Aren't you at least loyal to your employers?
Zevran: Why? I wasn't paid for silence, not that I offered it for sale...precisely
PC: Were you paid to talk my ear off?  
***
Duncan: I understand congragualtions are in order for your impending wedding.
PC: Let's talk about your impending beating
Duncan: Are you threatening me?

Soris: This is Velora, my betrothed.
PC: And whose this with her? Not mine I hope.
....
Nelaros: Do I really make that bad of a first impression?
PC: Second one's not much better

Beggar: Spare some coin?
PC: You're pathetic, go rent yourself out as a table or something

Elva: (Rudely)So I see you got yourself a big handsome hulk of a husband. Excuse me if I don't congratulate you.  
PC: What exactly is your problem?
Elva: You. Strutting around like you're the queen of Ferelden. Your family has the money to get you a great match. Meanwhile what did I get? A fat old man who smells like the docks and wouldn't know what to do with a woman even if he was sober. 
PC: So you're insane, I get it.
Elva: You think you're better than me?! Well you're not! I may have gotten a poor match, but at least I did it with dignity-- wench. 

Soris: We have another problem-- another human just walked in. It could be Vaughn's or just a random trouble-maker.
PC: Let's just kill them
Soris:You really scare me sometimes, you know that?
PC: No, I'm serious Soris. I HATE humans.
Soris: You're crazy!

Quartermaster: You there! Elf! Fetch me my armor! And why are you dressed so preposterously?
PC: Because I'm here to become a grey warden...?
***
Nan: That mabari should be put down
PC: Maybe YOU should be put down
Nan: W-what?! That's it I'm leaving!

Lady Landra: We met at your mother's Spring Salon if I remember correctly
PC: If you say so
Eleanor: the pride of my loins.   
***
Alistair: I want to talk about what happened at Redcliffe
PC: I thought it went quite well
Alistair: You killed Conner! A CHILD, how could you?! 

Alistair: and Duncan was rolling on the floor laughing, he was so... so...
PC: He got what he deserved
***
Merchant: Thank You for driving that priestess off, here's your 100 silvers as promised.  Is there anything else you would like?
PC: I hear you're making a killing...me too! (kill)

***
Zevran: We're twins! Can't you tell?
Oghren: I'm the pretty one.

*** 
Alistair: Zevran the elf... you can't trust him can you? Do really believe in his so-called vow?
PC: Yes, I actually do.
Alistair: Really? That's a lot of trust to put into someone who just tried to kill you.
PC: He's proven useful.
Alistair: Well, he is at that. So useful you could just die right?
...
Alistair: What about Morrigan? Maybe Flemeth sent her for some other reason than she said.
PC: What reason could she have to betray us?
Alistair: HELLO? Have you met her? I think she'd need a reason NOT  to betray us
PC: She has a reason. I'd kill her.
Alistair: Well there is that...

Funny how all the funny one's are the rude and/or complete jackass responses

Felsi: He got drunk at my father's funeral, stripped and started to wrestle the roast nug. He lost, by the way.
PC: Wait, so Oghren lost to a piece of meat?
Felsi: Yes, apparently it was a "sodding good roast"

Oghren: Yeah, I've been fighting darkspawn.
Felsi: Hmm.. really?
PC: Yeah, if you call screaming and wetting yourself fighting

Modifié par StrawberryViking, 11 mars 2010 - 03:49 .

[Elastic Otter]

Two words: Magical Bosom.

[Lenimph]

"Stop staring at my breasts so! Tis most disturbing!" and "Softie, your a big softie..." But there are so many other funny parts...

[Emerald Melios]

Magi Warden: "This is a big door."

Templar Bran: "Yes, it is. Did you want something, or are you here to state the obvious?"



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Alistair: ""First it's 'I like you.' then 'ZAP!' Frog time."



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Sten: "I don't understand, you look like a woman."

Female Warden: "Are you flirting with me, Sten?"