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[StrawberryViking]

PC: Why did you remain a templar if you hated the chantry?

Alistair: Have you seen the uniform? It's not only stylish, but well made.



Option 1: I thought templar wore heavy plate, mostly



Alistair: No, that's only our public uniform. The armor was much to heavy for our beds when he had late night pillow fights



Option 2: Oh? How come I didn't get one?



Alistair: YOU didn't have to go through years training and flagelatting yourself in the dark



Option 3: If you want a flashy uniform you should have become a mage.



Alistair: Oh no! Mages are the only reason templars have our uniforms, wouldn't want those mages looking better than the templars



Option 4: So the only reason you stayed was because of the uniform?



Alistair: Yes. I keep it under my pillow. Sometimes I take it out at night and hug it fondly, just to remember the good old days.





and just remembered in dust town:



Beggar: Spare a coin?

Me: How about a swift kick in the face if you ask again?

[Thor Rand Al]

ExistsAlready wrote...

Oghren trying to persuade Dog to be his mount. And then to pull his Mabari Chariot.

And Drunk Oghren. "Damn dog took my pants!" and then, later when he mistakes you for Hespith, "Wait here while I get my pants back from that damn dog".

These must be from the party banter conversations?  Cause I've never seen Oghren respond to my dog in camp lol

[Saberdark]

Ugh, there are so many hilarious moments in this game for me to have to pick one.



A couple that I can remember are:



This one's been mentioned :When first meeting the Quartermaster in Ostagar as an elf he demands you fetch his armor and asks why you are dressed so preposterously. Just the way he says that cracks me up every time.



Another one was if you send Dog and Oghren to get you out of prison and let Ogrhen bluff. They ask him to wait and he tells a story about how he once saw a Mabari eat a whole horse because it was bored. The guard gets freaked out and immediatly goes to get the captain while demanding he keep Dog away from everything. Then the captain is skeptical that Oghren is a dog trainer and Oghren says he comes from a long line of Dwarven Hound Masters. This just came out of nowhere and I wasn't expecting such a hilarious story.

[StrawberryViking]

Truly one of the funniest moments in the game in my opinion



Veteran: Oh it's good to see you again friend. You were so generous to me before and these are... other veterans...

Ollie: I'm an orphan!

Veteran: Oh, and--err--an orphan. Please, m'lady, can you spare some coin?

Warden: Are you really a veteran?

Veteran: I am insulted. A veteran campaigner am I. And Ollie is as bereft of parents as anyone's ever been.

Ollie: My mom is especially dead.



Veteran: There are a lot of unfortunates in the Alienage, ser. Many--err--veterans, orphans, the diseased, and sad tales of all sorts.

Ollie: I still don't have my parents.

Veteran: Yes, ser, and Ollie still doesn't have his parents. Anything you can spare would be appreciated.

Warden: The whole lot of you are beggars?

Veteran: You're like a hero here, good ser. Ollie and I hadn't eaten for a week before you showed up.

Warden: Even that fellow with the fine outfit?

"Beggar": I... uh... found it?

Ollie: You aren't a real beggar!

"Beggar": All I heard was there was free coin over here. Fine.

Veteran: Every one of us--except the one you rightly pointed out--all of us are unfortunates.

[Thalorin1919]

Sten in the end-game ceremony - "Where is the cake? I was told there would be cake. The cake is a lie."



Or the dwarves in the assembly cracked me up.



"I think we should put the matter to a vote"

"And I suggest you have a taste of my families mace--"



Totally came out of nowhere. She was nice, didnt seem malicious, while he threatens her.

[kingthrall]

All of you are wrong, the best part of the game is in the Alienage.



You keep paying the poor peasant even though its completly obvious hes ripping you off.



Then they tell you the truth and why you need to donate more, and you ask what about this guy he doesnt seem poor.



the camea pans to the left and some really rich elf noble says i heard someone was stupid enough to give out free money.



I was like WTF LOL

[HobbesX]

Shale at the gates leading up to the final battle giving you the good luck speech and says something to the effect of the warden not getting swallowed whole because if the Dragon cuts loose it would end up on her.



i laughed so loud i woke my kid up. sadly she's prolly right

[DragonRageGT]

Definitely Oghren and "I'm the pretty one!" (With Sten and the dog in a close second!)

If you haven't reached the Landsmeet chapter yet, do not watch this. Although one might take some 20 playthroughs to see all these scenes without reloading! And lots of people don't even know about this because of their choice when first facing Ser Cauthrien! =)



Dragon Age - The Best Party - Prison Break - GOTY - RPGotY !!!

Modifié par RageGT, 11 mars 2010 - 02:32 .

[LyudmilaKatzen]

A few others I liked...



As a female city elf, meeting King Cailan and telling him "I killed an arl's son for raping my friend" and he says "You....WHAT?!" and gawks XD Duncan is all "well I wouldn't have put it so bluntly..."



Party members stepping in leg grab traps, or whatever they're called, the spikey metal snap-closed-on-your-foot ones, and doing the kicking thing to get them off. First time I saw that it was Alistair and we were just wandering around, not even fighting. He's such a doofus.



Morrigan (re: Alistair): He must be pleasant enough in bed, I suppose, I can't imagine anyone putting up with his conversation.

PC: "He's an idiot, but he's my idiot"

Morrigan: Well, I'm glad someone is willing to claim him, at least.



Wynne telling Alistair where babies come from XD and his "Because you're wicked. That frail old lady act? I'm so not buying it. I'm onto you now."



When you ask Zevran if you can ask him a personal question, and he says "Oh this should be good!"

[Mlai00]

When Bann McDreamy decided to hit on me at the eve of a zombie apocalypse. I was so not ready for that LOL. This scene must be where all his fangirls came from.

[Zy-El]

Kileyan wrote...

Rokushi wrote...

In the beginning, when you first meet Morrigan, and she asks if you're afraid that barbarians will swoop down upon you. Then Alistair says: "Yeh, swooping is bad":pinched: He says that with the sarcastic tone in his voice:pinched:

This, probably anything Allistair says. I like his sarcastic sense of humor, and the chances I get to throw it back at him were great fun.

Morrigan was funny the first couple of times she commented on good acts, but I got tired of her when it became apparent she was just a bitter shrew.

My PC actually did call her a cold, heartless shrew to her face.  She actually liked it and I gained approval for it.  One thing about Morrigan is that she expects the PC to be honest and not "sugar-coat" the message.  She sees right through deception - maybe because she's so good at it.

On the subject of funniest moments, every time I kiss Morrigan in front of Alistair:
PC:  <kiss her>
Morrigan:  Here in front of an audience?
Alistair:  I think I'm going to projectile vomit.
Morrigan:  Did you say something Alistair?  We weren't listening.
<proceed to kiss her>

I think she enjoyed it more knowing how much it annoyed Alistair! 

Modifié par Zy-El, 11 mars 2010 - 03:24 .

[SurelyForth]

I love just about any casual a**hole responses the PC can give:

Brother G: Poor Weylon. Do you know what became of him?
PC: Found him stuffed in a box.

Leliana: [adorable] The stars are out! [/adorable]
PC: So what? Go help Alistair with dinner.

Trapped Arcane Warrior: All you have to do is set the gem on that alter directly in front of you and I'll be free!
PC: Nah (toss gem aside)

PC: *gives Alistair the amulet marked "Alistair's Mother's Amulet" that was found in Alistair's childhood home (and that perfectly fits the description that Alistair gave of his mother's amulet)*
PC: *acts like the amulet is a random piece of vendor trash*
Alistair: *is so confused*

Modifié par SurelyForth, 11 mars 2010 - 03:59 .

[urvashi]

Mlai00 wrote...

When Bann McDreamy decided to hit on me at the eve of a zombie apocalypse. I was so not ready for that LOL. This scene must be where all his fangirls came from.

*sigh* yes, Bann McDreamy. I also love how even if you've been flirting with Alistair before this, Alistair has no reaction to your flirting with Teagan.

My funniest moments are the bandits outside of Lothering.
'Then we get to ransack your corpse. Those are the rules'
That whole scene always cracks me up.

And Sergeant Kylon in Denerim. Everything he says is funny, I especially love the bit about his men crying big sobby tears in their courtesans' bosoms.

[Ulfsark]

When Harrowmont is made king, and the prince gets killed, the crier yells something to the effect, Prince so so attacks after loosing the crown and dies. EPIC FAIL!"

[melkathi]

Ulfsark wrote...

When Harrowmont is made king, and the prince gets killed, the crier yells something to the effect, Prince so so attacks after loosing the crown and dies. EPIC FAIL!"

Harrowmont in prison, awaiting execution - Epic Fail

as well if you do it the other way round

[Andorfiend]

urvashi wrote...

My funniest moments are the bandits outside of Lothering.
'Then we get to ransack your corpse. Those are the rules'
That whole scene always cracks me up.

"Yes, I'm a criminal. I apologize." He sounds so very much like he's humouring you when he says it.

[urvashi]

Andorfiend wrote...

urvashi wrote...

My funniest moments are the bandits outside of Lothering.
'Then we get to ransack your corpse. Those are the rules'
That whole scene always cracks me up.

"Yes, I'm a criminal. I apologize." He sounds so very much like he's humouring you when he says it.

Yeah, he's brilliant. The voice acting really makes that scene comedy gold.

Big Dumb Bandit: It's not really a toll. We're just robbing you.
Smartass Bandit Leader: Even a genlock would have figured that out.

Imagine the party banter you'd get if you could recruit those two, lol.

[SirOccam]

If you go back to Bella after the battle in Redcliffe and ask for a "hero's welcome" or something to that effect, she gives you a kiss and the faces of the 3 drunk militia guys in the corner is just priceless.

I only just saw this on YouTube, as I've never actually gone that route before:
http://www.youtube.c...fm-5yZU#t=3m10s

Modifié par SirOccam, 11 mars 2010 - 05:34 .

[goofygoff]

Zevran: You know who I am, yes? I was one of the Crows you hired to kill the Grey Wardens.

Loghain: I thought you looked familiar.

Zevran: Well, I just wanted to report that I failed my mission, Loghain.

Loghain: You don't say.

Zevran: I'm terribly broken up over it.

Loghain: Hmm. Well, thank you kindly for informing me.



Simon Templeman's delivery there was just perfect.





Every other line out of Oghren's mouth also makes me lol.

[Swifty]

Just after the bash up in Denerim when the Guard captain says so dryly,

"And people voluntarily attack you? Are they really that stupid?"

It's the delivery and timing. Everything that guy says is hilarious.

EDIT to add:

When you go to get Sten's sword:

"Go ahead Sten--rip his arms off."

The whole bit with Ogrhen when he claims he's disgusted about Branka and her lover and says "Erm excuse me, I have to go in my tent now."

Zevran's tales about screwing up assassinations. He just sounds so dry and innocent and like he's utterly clueless about how it all went south on him.

Modifié par Swifty, 11 mars 2010 - 07:12 .

[Swifty]

Sten and Ogrhen [paraphrase]



Sten: "Quit tripping me dwarf!"



Oghren: "It's not me, look where you're going."



Sten: "Well grow bigger then."



Oghren [flabbergasted] "Well uhm your your your mother..."



Sten "I expected better from you than that."

[CalJones]

Heh, I just can't take Bann "McDreamy" seriously after his backflip and epic jazzhands performance. I still giggle thinking about it.

[wonko33]

Swifty wrote...

Just after the bash up in Denerim when the Guard captain says so dryly,

"And people voluntarily attack you? Are they really that stupid?"

It's the delivery and timing. Everything that guy says is hilarious.

His name is Sergeant Kylon I love him too.

When you first meet him you can ask him how come he isn't trying to arrest you since you are a wanted man, this is his answer.

"If I asked my men to apprehend you, they'd all run and cry big, sobby
tears in their courtesan's bosoms and leave me all alone to be
skewered."