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[Emerald Melios]

SirOccam wrote...

If you go back to Bella after the battle in Redcliffe and ask for a "hero's welcome" or something to that effect, she gives you a kiss and the faces of the 3 drunk militia guys in the corner is just priceless.

I only just saw this on YouTube, as I've never actually gone that route before:
http://www.youtube.c...fm-5yZU#t=3m10s

It's too bad that option isn't available for female wardens. <_<

[Andorfiend]

"Sandal you're covered in blood and surrounded by dead darkspawn! What happened?"
"Enchantment!"

Modifié par Andorfiend, 11 mars 2010 - 10:16 .

[Arundor]

The Zevran/Oghren pairing during the Fort Drakon rescue was fantastic. Pairing Dog with anyone was also cute, but not really in a laugh-out-loud way.

I like Sten's comment in Orzammar. I don't recall the exact words, but to paraphrase it was something like, "For a short people they certainly like to build tall things. They must own an impressive array of ladders."

I like Zevran teasing Wynne about her "magical" bosom.

If you go to Redcliffe having already found the Sacred Urn, Teagan's reaction is great. "I have already found the Urn of Sacred Ashes." "But... how can this be!?"

Modifié par Arundor, 11 mars 2010 - 11:19 .

[Thor Rand Al]

Arundor wrote...

The Zevran/Oghren pairing during the Fort Drakon rescue was fantastic. Pairing Dog with anyone was also cute, but not really in a laugh-out-loud way.

I like Sten's comment in Orzammar. I don't recall the exact words, but to paraphrase it was something like, "For a short people they certainly like to build tall things. They must own an impressive array of ladders."

I like Zevran teasing Wynne about her "magical" bosom.

If you go to Redcliffe having already found the Sacred Urn, Teagan's reaction is great. "I have already found the Urn of Sacred Ashes." "But... how can this be!?"

Um having the dog pee on one of the gaurds and hearing the reaction from both gaurds had me cracking up.  Lol everytime I do use the dog that's always 1 of my favorite line's.  Let the dog handle it lol.

[barkingM1]

Banter between Wynne & Shale:

First: Shale refers to Wynne as "the elder mage" and Wynne complains about being perceived as old. Shale says, "As the fussy mage wishes.



Next: Shale refers to her as "the elder mage" and she kvetches yet again. Shale says, "Would it prefer 'the mage getting on in years never mind the saggy bits'?"



I laughed the rest of the evening.

[Bratt1204]

What I have been doing lately is always asking for a reward after a Quest. The writing in DA is just side-splitting. I normally never chose the 'ask for reward' option but I'm on my 5th play-through now so I'm just trying everything. Just today, I finished the Nature of the Beast quest, sided with Witherfang and Zathrian broke the curse. Afterward, when the curse was removed and the Werewolves turned back into humans I chose the line (not exact) 'Now it's time to pay up' and the Male NPC says 'What do you mean it's time to pay up?' Then my PC asks for a reward. The look on the guys face was priceless, I swear I laughed my ass off. The blunt way the PC asks for rewards and the responses/reactions are just hysterical.

Modifié par Bratt1204, 12 mars 2010 - 12:20 .

[Emerald Melios]

When Oghren wants to join the Deep Roads expedition:



Warden: "Don't I have enough armed lunatics following me around?"

Oghren: "Perfect! What's one more?"

[Thor Rand Al]

If you have Oghren and dog break you out of jail and their waiting for the captain.

Oghren: "Take the dog," he said. "They'll let you right in." Yeah, that's who I want watching my back if things go sour: someone who licks his own ass.

Dog: (Whines)

Oghren: What? It's true. I've seen you do it.

Dog: (Conversational barking)


I love having dog help with the prison breaks especially when he pees on the guard. I'm sorry but that is just too funny especially the other guard praising dog after doing it lol.

Modifié par Thor Rand Al, 12 mars 2010 - 05:43 .

[sylvanaerie]

My two favorite funny scenes are "girl talk" with Leliana regarding Alistair's "Ahem...performance" if he's romanced. (At which point a mortified Alistair exclaims "MAKERS BREATH what is WRONG with you women!?)

And flirting with Teagan as a mage. The other flirts are funny but the mage one is especially so.

[Nithu]

Suggesting a threesome with Allistair, the droll way he says "I am a weak, weak man" just cracked me up.

Modifié par Nithu, 12 mars 2010 - 10:03 .

[Sresla]

Griffon story. I laugh every single time. I wish there was an option to bring up griffons every time I talked to Wynne, maybe she'd get so mad, she wouldn't complain about my romance and would take it out on those poor hybrid lion eagles instead.

[DragonRageGT]

Nithu wrote...

Suggesting a threesome with Allistair, the droll way he says "I am a weak, weak man" just cracked me up.

Well, the foursome with Leliana and Zev is also a good one... when she says "Oh my, what have I got myself into?" amd later too...  "that's a thought!"

http://www.youtube.c...fm-5yZU#t=1m21s

[DragonRageGT]

Sresla wrote...

Griffon story. I laugh every single time. I wish there was an option to bring up griffons every time I talked to Wynne, maybe she'd get so mad, she wouldn't complain about my romance and would take it out on those poor hybrid lion eagles instead.

I just made one few days ago for that dialogue too! =)



Dragon Age: Origins - Why are the Griffons gone?

Not trying to be an ass or a smart guy, but most of the banters listed in the thread and some real funny passages are all registered there in my Best Party series, for those who may want to watch it. And since I'm back playing the game these days, there are a few more in the making. =)

Modifié par RageGT, 12 mars 2010 - 01:17 .

[DragonRageGT]

This game has sooooo many of them that is really impossible to pick just one. That's the main reason that got me making these movies! =)

[Forteg]

Possessed Connor: NOBODY tells ME what to do!

Possessed Teagan: NO-OBODY TELLS HIM WHAT TO DOO!!

Possessed Conor: QUIET UNCLE! I did warn you what would happen if you kept shouting didnt i, yes i did.

Teagan is like a little pet monkey

Modifié par Forteg, 13 mars 2010 - 05:06 .

[CalJones]

Zevran: So, err...is it Lord Loghain?

Loghain: I am no longer a teyrn, nor even a knight. Address me without a title, as you would any other Grey Warden.

Zevran: So just Loghain, then.

Loghain: Correct. What's on your mind?

Zevran: You know who I am, yes? I was one of the Crows you hired to kill the Grey Wardens.

Loghain: I thought you looked familiar.

Zevran: Well, I just wanted to report that I failed my mission, Loghain.

Loghain: You don't say.

Zevran: I'm terribly broken up over it.

Loghain: Hmm. Well thank you kindly for informing me.

[Forteg]

Thor Rand Al wrote...

If you have Oghren and dog break you out of jail and their waiting for the captain.

Oghren: "Take the dog," he said. "They'll let you right in." Yeah, that's who I want watching my back if things go sour: someone who licks his own ass.

Dog: (Whines)

Oghren: What? It's true. I've seen you do it.

Dog: (Conversational barking)


I love having dog help with the prison breaks especially when he pees on the guard. I'm sorry but that is just too funny especially the other guard praising dog after doing it lol.

LMAO  Ive never come across that before

[DragonRageGT]

Forteg wrote...

Possessed Connor: NOBODY tells ME what to do!

Possessed Teagan: NO-OBODY TELLS HIM WHAT TO DOO!!

Possessed Conor: QUIET UNCLE! I did warn you what would happen if you kept shouting didnt i, yes i did.

Teagan is like a little pet monkey

That one is here: (the full scene cracked me up! =)



Dragon Age has been Bann Teaganed!

CalJones wrote...

Zevran: So, err...is it Lord Loghain?
Loghain: I am no longer a teyrn, nor even a knight. Address me without a title, as you would any other Grey Warden.
Zevran: So just Loghain, then.
Loghain: Correct. What's on your mind?
Zevran: You know who I am, yes? I was one of the Crows you hired to kill the Grey Wardens.
Loghain: I thought you looked familiar.
Zevran: Well, I just wanted to report that I failed my mission, Loghain.
Loghain: You don't say.
Zevran: I'm terribly broken up over it.
Loghain: Hmm. Well thank you kindly for informing me.

Here:

 
(NOT my video. When I spared Loghain I didn't use Zev in the party so I missed that. thanks!)

Modifié par RageGT, 26 mars 2010 - 11:51 .

[DragonRageGT]

Dragon Age - Highway Bandits - Who's the smart one?

Dragon Age - Cheating Chanter?

Dragon Age - The Cookie is a Lie (or) Like stealing cookie from a child!

Dragon Age - The Chant of Interested Parties

These really should make into the funniest moments! IMHO

Modifié par RageGT, 26 mars 2010 - 11:57 .

[spikekills]

the first time i heard sandal mutter the words "enchantment"

[Spinnazie]

Forteg wrote...

Possessed Connor: NOBODY tells ME what to do!

Possessed Teagan: NO-OBODY TELLS HIM WHAT TO DOO!!

Possessed Conor: QUIET UNCLE! I did warn you what would happen if you kept shouting didnt i, yes i did.

Teagan is like a little pet monkey

I love this scene. Bann Teagan is easily one of my favorite NPCs.

[Nioxide]

Walking into Redcliffe for the first time with Shale:



NPC Guard " We have the undead attacking us!!"

Shale : "Is anybody surprised? Anyone?"



Its delivery was excellent.

[Ponce de Leon]

Alistair : I've got something important to tell you.

PC : Let me guess : you're an idiot.

[MelRedux]

My favorite is in the mage origin, when Jowain introduces you to his girlfriend



PC: This fat cow is your girlfriend?



Jowain: <scoffs> She's right here!



That was hilarious! Poor girl didn't even react...haha