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[Jonesey2k]

All of these:

[Sgt Lindog]

that video is awsome, especially when they are all said by shepard with a handlebar moustache

[RomanticPessimist]

:ph34r:ninja in!


"What did we do wrong?" - Legion.

I just love how Legion says that, it's so sad. I want to give him a hug!

"Hello, dead people!" - Jack

If you're a merc, you do not want to hear this.

"You look kind of silly talking to an advertisement. See you on the ship, Shep!" - Kasumi

The thief is all kinds of awesome.

"Shepard! My friend!" - Wrex

I just about teared up when I heard this. I imagine friends are hard to come by for both Shepard and Wrex.

"Yunno what I could go for? A hamburger. Not vat-grown, honest-to-*** dead cow. With horseradish." - Joker

I love just about every one of Joker's quips, but this one is my favorite.

"I believe there is a saying amongst you humans - even a broken clock is right twice a day."
"Here's another one - go to h***." - Turian Councilor and Shepard

Best renegade response ever.


and ninja out!

[Mixtos]

On Noveria, after talking to Anoleis:

Gianna - "You haven't been on Noveria long, have you Commander? You can't just bludgeon your way through bureacracy ."

Shepard - "I can bludgeon pretty hard."

Again on Noveria, if you betray Lorik Qui'in:

Shepard - "Actually I handed the evidence over to Anoleis."

Lorik - "You...w-why?"

Shepard - "You refused to testify against Anoleis. Obviously you hate justice and deserve this."

Lorik -"...What insane breed of logic is THAT?"

Shepard's troll-like logic and Lorik's delivery of the last line is hilarious.

[Nezzer]

Udina: You went to the Council behind my back? Do the words political ****-storm mean anything to you?

Shepard (It's worse than you think option): I didn't just meet with the Council. They offered to reinstate me as a Spectre, and I told them where to shove it.

Udina: Are you trying to star an interstellar war? What the HELL is wrong with you?

[Rompa87]

I'd have to agree with many before me and say:



Tali: "Go for the optics, Chicken Tikka"

[Fiery Phoenix]

"The first thing a god masters is itself." - Legion, in reference to the biotic god

[Justicar]

Udina - "Do the words "Political ****storm" mean anything to you!?"

[Chugster]

Liara -"Its on the lower levels, near the bottom"

Shepard -"I meant where on the Asari body"

Liara -"So did I"

love it...so saucy, yet innocent

and the "Your enjoying this?" line from the hovercar chase

Modifié par Chugster, 22 septembre 2010 - 05:55 .

[TheShadowmancer]

My favourite quote is from Saren in Revelation.



To Anderson he says something on the lines of this."I do not kill without reason," "and I can always find one,"

[Babli]

"I heard we have a galaxy to save."

[Rezear]

Ah yes "quotes", we have dismissed that claim...

[Chiyeko]

"Please, remember who you talking to." classic thief line but still love it

[Aleksandar Shepard]

Shadow Broker : "Here for the Drell...Reckless, even for you, Commander!"

Shepard : "Not reckless, just determined.Ask your asari Spectre about that!"

Shadow Broker: "Vasir was expendable.All her death cost me was time."

Shepard : "It would be pretty hard to run base of this size with not crew!"

Shadow Broker : "They are replaceable. Your arrival was barely an interruption."<_<

Shepard : >FACEPALM<:D
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Joker ( about EDI ) : "I liked Normandy when she was beautiful and quiet.Now she has this thing I don't wanna talk about.Its like ship cancer."<_<
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C-sec guard : "Our scanners are picking up false readings. They seem to think you're...dead"

Shepard : " I'm getting that everywhere - it's pain in the ass!" (Renegade)

Shepard : "I was only "mostly dead". Try finding that option on government paperwork" (Neutral)
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Shepard : "The Collectors are about to find out what happens when you ****** me off! ":blush:
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Shepard ( to EDI ) : "I won't be second-guessed on my own ship, by my own ship.":blink:
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Shepard : "You're working too hard." ( ofc )
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Shepard : "If I flee, I might trip over dozen Krogan I killed to get here.":O
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Shepard : "I'm offering to be your friend.You don't want to be my enemy."

Garrus : "They have a way of dying.":O
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Shepard ( interrogating Elias Khelam) : "Give me a name, or I'll cut your balls off and sell them to a Krogan!":crying:
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Purgitory Guard : "You need to relinquish your weapons before we proceed."

Shepard : "I'll relinquish one bullet.Where do you want it?":O
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Jack ( Husk fight) : "Hello dead people!"
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Jack : "Hey, Shepard....No one ever asked me about this things...its hard to talk about it. So **** you, and thanks for asking!"  
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Shepard ( to Illium police officer ) :"Turns out basic police work isn't so hard. You just need to leave station.":police:
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Drugged Volus : "I'm a great biotic wind that will sweep all like......a great wind!":huh:
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Captain Bailey : "Actually he was selling one of you" (referring to Shepard's VI)

Shepard : "Me...?"

Captain Bailey : "Yea, when you erased file, it would say. "I delete file like you on the way to real errors."

Garrus : "That's pretty extreme, Commander."

Shepard : "Laugh it up, Garrus":D
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Garrus ( Omega slums ) : "A quarantine zone for a plague that kills Turians. Why don't we ever go anywhere nice...?":blink:
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Mordin  : "Working on Collector data. Have ruled out artificially intelligent virus...Unless it's VERY intelligent, and toying with me! Hmm...
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Shepard : "Do you ever pause for breath?"

Mordin  : Sorry. I'll ... try ... to ... slow ... down. No, no no no. Can't do it.
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Harbinger : "You are bacteria."
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Harbinger ( in fight if you have Legion as squad mate he qoute about him) : "An annoyance, limited utility!"
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Harbinger : "Your worlds will become our laboratories."





I know some of those are more banter than actual quotes, but still funny. Renegade Shepard is much more fun to play!

:D:D<3

Modifié par Aleksandar Shepard, 23 septembre 2010 - 01:28 .

[magelet]

"There is a high statistical probability of death by gunshot. A punch in the face is also likely."

[Zeus_Deus]

A good video showing mostly renegade lines:

www.youtube.com/watch

[Chala]

FuturePasTimeCE wrote...

AngryFrozenWater wrote...

Let's hope Legion's name is a coincidence and that it has nothing to do with Sovereign's statement.

:unsure:finally... another active brain on earth curious of the same thing.

I know that Legion's name comes from the devil himself, you know, in the cited part of the Bible one possesed said this line alluding that they are many spirits possessing the same body.
And this is exactly the same thing that happens to Legion

Pd: sorry If I've wrote something wrong, I speak Spanish

[Mako Zalos]

"A quarantine zone for a plague that kills Turians. Why don't we go anywhere nice?"-Garrus

"Lots of little blue children."-Shepard

"I have fond memories of the last time you put pressure on me." Shepard to Liara

"Anyone else hungry?"-Grunt

"There was a hole........ no data available."-Legion (may have missed something)

"You're enjoying this?"-Liara to Shepard

"How did Hock get Lady Liberty's head? Damn you Hock!"-Kasumi

[Aeryn-Onasi]

"Sorry, no sex. Just cleaned the bar." Matriarch Aethyta is too funny XD

[Mako Zalos]

Bump. Helping the OP

[Lone_Wolf_511]

"Fight hard Lieutenant, die proud."



Not that I particularly liked Kaiden, but it was a good way to send him out.

[Mariah5]

"Be still, Mouse, you can change your pants in a moment."

[Veen130]

You are not Saren...

Rudimentary creatures of blood and flesh, you touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding.

There is a realm of existence, so far beyond your own you cannot even imagine it. I, am beyond your comprehension. I, am Sovereign.

"Reaper?" A label created by the Prothean's, to give voice to their destruction. In the end, what they chose to call us is irrelevant... we simply, are.

Organic life is nothing but a genetic mutation, an accident. Your lives are measured in years and decades, you wither and die. We are eternal, the pinnacle of evolution, and existence. Before us, you, are nothing. Your extinction is inevitable. We, are the end of everything.

Confidence born in ignorance, the cycle cannot be broken. The patten has repeated itself more times than you can fathom. Organic civilisations rise, evolve, advance and at the apex of their glory, they are extinguished.

The Prothean's were not the first, they did not create the 'Citadel', they did not forge the 'Mass Relays' they merely found them. The legacy of my kind.

Your civilisation is based on the technology of the Mass Relays, our technology. By using it, your society develops along the paths we desire.

We impose order on the chaos of organic evolution. You exist because we allow it, and you will end, because we demand it.

My kind transcends your very understanding, we are each a nation, independent, free of all weakness. You cannot even grasp the nature of our existence.

Your words are as empty as your future, I am the vanguard of your destruction, this, exchange, is over.