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[BioticInfiltrator]

Ashley- "Hello!?!?! Have you people not looked out a window?!?! How can you look at this galaxy and not believe in SOMETHING?!?!?!"

Modifié par BioticInfiltrator, 17 octobre 2010 - 05:54 .

[hooahguy]

b0bartig wrote...

I don't have it word for word, but my favorite quote by far is (hrm. no spoiler tag)...

Miranda: "Take your best shot."
Commando: "I was just waiting for you to get dressed, or does Cerberus really let you **** around in that outfit?"

When does this occur? I dont recall ever hearing this.

[BioticInfiltrator]

hooahguy wrote...

b0bartig wrote...

I don't have it word for word, but my favorite quote by far is (hrm. no spoiler tag)...

Miranda: "Take your best shot."
Commando: "I was just waiting for you to get dressed, or does Cerberus really let you **** around in that outfit?"

When does this occur? I dont recall ever hearing this.

Miranda's Loyalty mission. Towards the end when you find Niket

Modifié par BioticInfiltrator, 17 octobre 2010 - 05:53 .

[Blackbelt749]

Lord_Caledore wrote...

Two of the most memorable ones for me: 

Shepard: Activate the neutron purge.
Mira: I'm sorry, but the proper authorization code is required.
Shepard: Uh... Sic semper, tyrana...*coughs*

I always love picking that option.

"We should get behind...stuff."

"Wrex told me to be polite human. He didn't say you'd talk to me."

"That may have been the shortest interrogation in history."

"Let me know when you're ready to get some killing done."

[mgloving]

"Of course he's dead, you're with Shepard. How could he could he not be?" Wrex to Grunt referring to Okeer.

[PauseforEffect]

"Sorry, having trouble hearing you. Getting a lot of bull$#&^ on this line"

"Killing people doesn't end wars; it starts them"

[Ieldra]

AngryFrozenWater wrote...

Kikaimegami wrote...

FuturePasTimeCE wrote...

AngryFrozenWater wrote...

Let's hope Legion's name is a coincidence and that it has nothing to do with Sovereign's statement.

:unsure:finally... another active brain on earth curious of the same thing.

EDI named him.

I know. She too is not organic.

Even worse. She has Reaper technology components...

[Hela]

"This mission takes me back..."



Or, "Aaaarrggghh!!!" by any and every Vorcha. Them shouting "Kill you, huu-man!" so very much reminds me of one certain Ahmed. Heh.

[Selenora]

Wrex: if i die here i'll kill him (to Joker)

[belwin]

EDIT: Double Postage.

Modifié par belwin, 17 octobre 2010 - 08:21 .

[belwin]

Legion: The first thing a god masters is itself.

or even better:

"His operating system is unstable, He WILL fail."

Modifié par belwin, 17 octobre 2010 - 08:22 .

[The_Numerator]

"What, did you think we just kidnap Quarians and make them do all the hard work?



Not anymore, we don't."

[Moondoggie]

After alarm goes off..



Kasumi: I swear to GOD i didn't touch anything!



Krogan scout after Shepard gives him a pep talk...,



Scout: Raaagh i'm UP and i'm going to the FEMALE camp!



That one always struck me as funny for it;s double meaning.



I also always crack up with Biotic God's "I am Biotics made flesh....FEAR ME!"

[FrancisKitt]

"Very clever Vasir, taking a hostage. A Spectre does everything it takes to get the job done, its just you forgot one thing."



"I'm a Spectre too."

[GarrusSpectre]

The pompous dialogue from shephard when you choose the angry option with the two asari women who are looking for a way to leave the Citadel.



something like "if you want a problem shot ask a krogan, if you want a problem talked to death ask a volus, if you want a new problem ask a salarian. and if you want a problem solved ask a human'





that cracks me up everytime

[Cortyman]

From Mass Effect 1



Enemies Everywhere!

[DPSSOC]

The_Numerator wrote...

"What, did you think we just kidnap Quarians and make them do all the hard work?

Not anymore, we don't."

Where and when is this line delivered for it is gold.

[D.Sharrah]

I still like the Turian shop keeper on the Citadel, "...a discount, I would name my firstborn after you if you asked!"

[The_Numerator]

DPSSOC wrote...

Where and when is this line delivered for it is gold.

About 0:42-0:52.

God I loves them Krogan.

Fuggeddabaddit!

Modifié par The_Numerator, 18 octobre 2010 - 04:11 .

[imaDEVIENT]

You girls should stick to dancing.



Renegade response to Spectre holding hostage in LotSB



As subtle as a boot to the face. Ashley on Feros.

[DoomMech]

"YOU ARE NOT SAREN. RUDIMETARY CREATURES OF BLOOD AND FLESH YOU TOUCH MY MIND FUMBLING IN IGNORANCE. INCAPABLE OF UNDERSTANDING."

"If I die in here I'll kill him!"

"Taking a hostage, just like an asari. You girls realy should stick to dancing"

[Aedan_Cousland]

Shepard: **exasperated*** "She's surrounded by Geth and is pointing a gun at us! SHOOT HER!!!"



Tali: How can you shoot your own people?

Wrex: Anyone who fights us is either stupid or on Saren's payroll. Killing the latter is business. Killing the former is a favor to the universe.

[spacehamsterZH]

My favorite funny moment on my most recent ME2 playthrough actually wasn't a quote - Joker silently doing these robot movements and making faces while Legion was talking behind him, then his reaction when Shepard catches him. Great animation.

[ResidentNoob]

I was playing through Noveria earlier, and:



Alestia Ialis: Your mission ends here, Shepard.

Wrex: We'll see about that, b*tch.



Kiara Stirling: Anoleis would throw you offworld for what you did here. I won't. You know what we do to cop killers on my world?

Wrex: Your men are taking bribes from Anoleis. You know what we do to dirty cops on MY world?



My God, Wrex wins.

[Thane19]

Legion: "There is a high statistical probability of death by gunshot. A punch to the face is also likely."

Engineer Donnelly: "We're off to hit the Collectors right in their daddy-bags."

Wrex: "You're right. They're actually going to let me eat you."

Joker: "Great see this is where it starts, and then when we're all organic batteries, guess who they'll blame? This is all Joker's fault, what a tool he was, I have to spend all day computing Pi because he plugged in the Overlord."

EDI: "I enjoy the sight of humans on their knees... that is a joke."

Joker: "Hey Commander, we got Garrus back! That's great, 'cause he was totally my favorite... with that pole up his ***."

Shepard: "I said a bad-***, not some scout whining like a quarian with a tummy-ache."
Tali: "I'm standing right here!"

Modifié par Thane19, 21 octobre 2010 - 12:26 .