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[RigAudio]

Holy crap, this game gets me so horny. I fantasize about getting my entire crew in bed with me. At the same time. Bioware better let me do that in ME3 or so help me I'll continue masturbating to screenshots of ME2 AND MAKE THEM FEEL GUILTY ABOUT IT.

Yes.

Modifié par RigAudio, 12 mars 2010 - 10:17 .

[Asheer_Khan]

RigAudio wrote...

Holy crap, this game gets me so horny. I fantasize about getting my entire crew in bed with me. At the same time. Bioware better let me do that in ME3 or so help me I'll continue masturbating to screenshots of ME2 AND MAKE THEM FEEL GUILTY ABOUT IT.

Yes.

I suggest to made an appointment to Specialist.

[heretica]

I go beyond that. I masturbate to screenshots of Ugly Shepard.



Your pants should be getting wet.

[yummysoap]

Only if I can mate with a pyjak. Man those things are sexy.

[Booglarize]

I support RigAudio for LI in ME3.

[RigAudio]

Asheer_Khan wrote...

RigAudio wrote...

Holy crap, this game gets me so horny. I fantasize about getting my entire crew in bed with me. At the same time. Bioware better let me do that in ME3 or so help me I'll continue masturbating to screenshots of ME2 AND MAKE THEM FEEL GUILTY ABOUT IT.

Yes.

I suggest to made an appointment to Specialist.

Oh god whatever that is in your avatar pic I want to touch its naughty bits

Modifié par RigAudio, 12 mars 2010 - 09:32 .

[yummysoap]

Didn't you hear him?



HE SUGGESTS TO MADE AN APPOINTMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[RigAudio]

yummysoap wrote...

Didn't you hear him?

HE SUGGESTS TO MADE AN APPOINTMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The only appointments I make are with a jar of vaseline and my favourite Tali picture holy balls those are great appointments

[yummysoap]

I like you RigAudio.

[Massadonious1]

That's what she said.

[RigAudio]

yummysoap wrote...

I like you RigAudio.

I just imagined that you said that in Harbingers voice and I wet myself

[Zeratul20]

Why stop there? We should turn everyTHING into a love interest!



Edi: "Logging you IN, Shepard..."

[superimposed]

I want you Rigaudio.

[Nokterne]

...

[heretica]

superimposed wrote...

I want you Rigaudio.

I'm sorry. But he is mine. His (enormous, i presume) jar of vaseline and I have made an appointment. 

[RigAudio]

Nokterne wrote...

...

That IS just what a husk would say oh my god I never took off my pants that quickly before

[cos1ne]

Rig I think you need to get some sleep man, you've gotten a bit loopy lol.

[Computron2000]

This is discrimination. I demand the title be changed to " I Support Sexual Relations With Everything You Meet In ME3".



With your current title, sexy things like the armature on Tali's mission, the gunship on Garrus's mission and the "i love playing hard to get" fish on the presidium don't count!

[RigAudio]

Computron2000 wrote...

This is discrimination. I demand the title be changed to " I Support Sexual Relations With Everything You Meet In ME3".

With your current title, sexy things like the armature on Tali's mission, the gunship on Garrus's mission and the "i love playing hard to get" fish on the presidium don't count!

I anthropomorphize all of those things in my head man they're just so much more sexy when they have names

[RigAudio]

Ok guys I'm gonna go to bed now goodnight but first here is some fan art I made I hope you like it

[heretica]

Hahahahha your tongue looks like a strip of bacon. Oh how delicious.

[Noilly Prat]

Haha, looks like somebody's pitched a tent in that picture.

[vometia]

Computron2000 wrote...

This is discrimination. I demand the title be changed to " I Support Sexual Relations With Everything You Meet In ME3".

With your current title, sexy things like the armature on Tali's mission, the gunship on Garrus's mission and the "i love playing hard to get" fish on the presidium don't count!

I find myself in total agreement here.  I want ME3 to feature a romantic date with one of those pods from the collector ship: candlelit dinner of caviar, champagne and fried spam, the delicate strains of the Citadel lift music, in the company of the most gorgeous pod.  Oh yeah.

[Vamp44]

lol.

[Keltoris]

In before during and after "Hanar romance plz"



So yeah, now what?